Stunt Bike Forum - johnny cheesedog strikes again! (MUST SEE)

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Go into any "Parenting" chatroom and start baragging about your "Help the Children" orgainization and you're bound to make some new friends. Just don't tell them the name of it until you get them on your mailing list...

Victimx_20: Are you the one with the childrens organization?
cheezedog: Yes that's me.
Victimx_20: Are you serious about helping the children?
cheezedog: Yes. I am very serious.
Victimx_20: I run an organization here in Salt Lake City similiar to yours.
cheezedog: Really?
cheezedog: What does your organization do?
Victimx_20: We help raise money for abused children in the surrounding regions
Victimx_20: and help give them a place to go after school where they can play with others.
cheezedog: That's what I do too!
cheezedog: Sometimes, we even pick them up from school afterwards.
Victimx_20: We have a bus that does that for our kids too.
Victimx_20: How long have you been doing this for?
cheezedog: Almost my entire adult life.
Victimx_20: I got involved after I noticed a young boy with bruises on his legs at my work.
cheezedog: That's so strange. I became active in my organization after notcing a young boy's legs too.
Victimx_20: That is quite a coincidence.
cheezedog: I just got tired of all the red tape.
cheezedog: I stepped up to the plate and joined this organization.
Victimx_20: You are truly a hero Cheeze.
Victimx_20: What is your real name?
cheezedog: My real name?
Victimx_20: Yes. I'm Carl.
cheezedog: I'm Walter.
cheezedog: Walter Wang.
Victimx_20: Good to meet you Watler.
Victimx_20: You there?
cheezedog: Yes. I'm sorry.
cheezedog: I have lots of people talking to me at once about sending money to help out.
Victimx_20: That's Great!
cheezedog: Would you like to help us?
Victimx_20: Yes I would love to!
cheezedog: Great. Can I register your name with our organization?
cheezedog: We can send you brochures and pamplets about us and the work we are doing.
Victimx_20: Of course you can!
Victimx_20: I'd be happy to!
cheezedog: Ok. Give me your full name and address.
Victimx_20: Carl *********
Victimx_20: **** Poplar Street
Victimx_20: Salt Lake City, Utah 84119
cheezedog: Fantastic!
cheezedog: Let me take a second to add your name in our database.
Victimx_20: Sure thing my friend.
cheezedog: Ok. I've entered your information into our system now.
Victimx_20: Great!
cheezedog: You'll be getting the info about your new member status in the mail shortly.
Victimx_20: I'm just glad I could help.
cheezedog: Would you like to donate ten dollars to help these young boys?
cheezedog: It's tax deductable.
Victimx_20: Of course I'll donate.
Victimx_20: What is your address?
cheezedog: Send a check or money order to:
cheezedog: NAMBLA - New York division
cheezedog: PO BOX 6453
Victimx_20: HOLD IT!!!
cheezedog: New York, New York 23.... hold it?
Victimx_20: NAMBLA!!???!?!??
Victimx_20: You mean the National American Man-Boy Love Association?
cheezedog: Well, actuall it's North American, but yes.
cheezedog: Thats our organization.
cheezedog: We are helping young boys everyday.
Victimx_20: YOU GUYS HAVE SEX WITH CHILDREN!!!
cheezedog: Yes brother Carl.
cheezedog: And now so will you.
cheezedog: We are trying to help these boys run away from home.
cheezedog: So they can express themselves freely.
cheezedog: Without their parents giving them a hard time.
cheezedog: WE want to be the ones giving them the hard time.
cheezedog: That's just a little NAMBLA joke for you, brother Carl.
cheezedog: You'll hear all sorts of campy humor like that at the meetings.
Victimx_20: ARE YOU CRAZY?!?
cheezedog: No. We're just sick of them getting grounded and stuff.
cheezedog: When we wanna fuck, we wanna fuck.
cheezedog: We get tired of hearing "Tommy can't come out and play with you anymore."
cheezedog: "...you make his ass hurt too much."
cheezedog: You know how frustrating that is?
Victimx_20: NO I DONT! MY GOD! YOU SHOULD BE SHOT!
cheezedog: Or how about when you almost get ready to nut...
cheezedog: ..and the kid says "It's past my curfew."
cheezedog: GOD! I fucking hate that shit!
Victimx_20: LEAVE THE LITTLE BOYS ALONE YOU SICKOS!
cheezedog: Holdup there Carl! You're supposed to be with us.
Victimx_20: NO I AM NOT YOU SICK FUC
cheezedog: Well, you're one of us now.
cheezedog: I signed you up.
cheezedog: Remember?
Victimx_20: Remove my name permanently. NOW!!!
cheezedog: Sorry Carl. No can do.
cheezedog: We're also gonna send your neighbors some literature.
cheezedog: We'll put your name on the envelope so they can see what you are into.
cheezedog: Then they can come over and ask you questions if they want to get involved like you did.
Victimx_20: I'll never help you! SO TAKE ME OFF YOUR LIST BEFORE I CONTACT THE POLICE!
cheezedog: And tell them what?
cheezedog: That you like to fuck young boys?
Victimx_20: NO! THAT YOU DO!
Victimx_20: WALTER WANG!
Victimx_20: Thats right! I have the entire conversation in text file as proof!
cheezedog: Alright I'll take you off our list under one condition.
Victimx_20: What?
cheezedog: Can your son come out and play with us?
cheezedog: I promise we'll be easy on him the first time.
Victimx_20: YOU SICK FREAK! IF YOU TOUCH MY SON I'LL KILL YOU!
Victimx_20: DO YOU HEAR ME!!!!!
Victimx_20: KILLLLLLL YOUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!
cheezedog: Hello?
cheezedog: Hey Carl?
cheezedog: You're literature will be there in three days.
cheezedog: YOU THERE???
Victimx_20: <User Has Logged Out>