Top 10 Ways To Tell Someone Their Zipper Is Unzipped:
 

> >> TOP 10 WAYS TO TELL SOMEONE THEIR ZIPPER IS UNZIPPED:
> >> By David Letterman
> >>
> >>
> >> 10. The cucumber has left the salad.
> >>
> >> 9. Quasimodo needs to go back in the tower
> >> and tend to his bells.
> >>
> >> 8. You need to bring your tray table to the
> >> upright and locked position.
> >>
> >> 7. Paging Mr. Johnson...Paging Mr. Johnson.
> >>
> >> 6. Elvis has left the building.
> >>
> >> 5. The Buick is not all the way in the garage
> >>
> >> 4. Our next guest is someone who needs no introduction.
> >>
> >> 3. You've got a security breach at Los Pantalones.
> >>
> >> 2. Men may be From Mars .. but I can see
> >> something that rhymes with Venus.
> >>
> >> And the #
> >> 1. way to tell someone their zipper is unzipped .....
> >>
> >> 1. You've got your fly set for "Monica" instead of
> >> "Hillary".

:laughing

hahhahaha :-D