Top 10 HD and GW riders don't wave
 

Top Ten Reasons Why Harley Riders Don't Wave Back
10. Afraid it will invalidate warranty.
9. Leather and studs make it too hard to raise arm.
8. Refuses to wave to anyone whose bike is already paid for.
7. Afraid to let go of handlebars because they might vibrate off.
6. Rushing wind would blow scabs off the new tattoos.
5. Angry because just took out second mortgage to pay luxury tax on new
Harley.
4. Just discovered the fine print in owner's manual and realized H-D is
partially owned by those rice-burner manufacturers.
3. Can't tell if other riders are waving or just reaching to cover their ears
like everyone else.
2. Remembers the last time a Harley rider waved back, he impaled his hand
on spiked helmet.
1. They're jealous that after spending $30,000, they still don't own a Gold
Wing.

But to be totally fair, sometimes GoldWing riders don't wave back either.
Again, to facilitate understanding....

Top Ten Reasons Why Gold Wing Riders Don't Wave Back
10. Wasn't sure whether other rider was waving or making an obscene
gesture.
9. Afraid might get frostbite if hand is removed from heated grip.
8. Has arthritis and the past 400 miles have made it difficult to raise arm.
7. Reflection from etched windshield momentarily blinded him.
6. The expresso machine just finished.
5. Was actually asleep when other rider waved.
4. Was in a three-way conference call with stock broker and accessories
dealer.
3. Was distracted by odd shaped blip on radar screen.
2. Was simultaneously adjusting the air suspension, seat height,
programmable CD player, seat temperature and satellite
navigation system.
1. Couldn't find the "auto wave back" button on dashboard.

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holy shit it may be 3 years old but its funny as ****, found it on yahoo. so no i wasent digging for this shit :laughing :laughing :laughing

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Love it:laughing I'm sending that to my dad, he's a GW rider

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[QUOTE=Erik]Love it:laughing I'm sending that to my dad, he's a GW rider[/QUOTE]
holy shit , i cant even remember back this far

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[QUOTE=MikeM]Top Ten Reasons Why Harley Riders Don't Wave Back
10. Afraid it will invalidate warranty.
9. Leather and studs make it too hard to raise arm.
8. Refuses to wave to anyone whose bike is already paid for.
7. Afraid to let go of handlebars because they might vibrate off.
6. Rushing wind would blow scabs off the new tattoos.
5. Angry because just took out second mortgage to pay luxury tax on new
Harley.
4. Just discovered the fine print in owner's manual and realized H-D is
partially owned by those rice-burner manufacturers.
3. Can't tell if other riders are waving or just reaching to cover their ears
like everyone else.
2. Remembers the last time a Harley rider waved back, he impaled his hand
on spiked helmet.
1. They're jealous that after spending $30,000, they still don't own a Gold
Wing.

But to be totally fair, sometimes GoldWing riders don't wave back either.
Again, to facilitate understanding....

Top Ten Reasons Why Gold Wing Riders Don't Wave Back
10. Wasn't sure whether other rider was waving or making an obscene
gesture.
9. Afraid might get frostbite if hand is removed from heated grip.
8. Has arthritis and the past 400 miles have made it difficult to raise arm.
7. Reflection from etched windshield momentarily blinded him.
6. The expresso machine just finished.
5. Was actually asleep when other rider waved.
4. Was in a three-way conference call with stock broker and accessories
dealer.
3. Was distracted by odd shaped blip on radar screen.
2. Was simultaneously adjusting the air suspension, seat height,
programmable CD player, seat temperature and satellite
navigation system.
1. Couldn't find the "auto wave back" button on dashboard.[/QUOTE]
hahahahaha

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:LOL that's great

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:LOL :laughing :LOL :laughing :LOL

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whats the top ten reasons stunters dont wave back?

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lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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[QUOTE=YOGURT]whats the top ten reasons stunters dont wave back?[/QUOTE]

1. Too busy checking if we need gas yet
2. Using left hand to hold on to piece of bike that fell off on the last drop.
3. Didnt see you, was looking for cops
4. Hand is stuck to a piece of duct tape
5. Cuz we're lauging at you
6. Holding onto cage to stop it from rattling
7. Using the handbrake at time of wave
8. Hand is covered in blood, dirt bike gloves arent so good
9. We're busy re-adjusting our huge penises
10. We do wave, to your girl

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thats a good one does anyone else have one