TILLER

DUCK HUNTING
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A game warden came upon a duck hunter who had bagged 3 ducks and
decided to "enforce the laws pending." He stopped the hunter,
flashed his badge and said, "Looks like you`ve had a pretty good
day. Mind if I inspect your kill?" The hunter shrugged and handed
the ducks to the warden.
The warden took one of the ducks, inserted his finger into the
duck's rectum, pulled it out, sniffed it, and said, "This here`s a
Washington state duck. Do you have a Washington state hunting license?"
The hunter pulled out his wallet and calmly showed the warden a
Washington state hunting license.
The warden took a second duck, inserted his finger in the bird's
rectum,
pulled it out, sniffed it, and said, "This here`s an Idaho duck. Do you
have an Idaho state hunting license?" The hunter, a bit put out,
produced
an Idaho state hunting license.
The warden took a third duck, conducted the same finger test, and said,
"This here`s an Oregon state duck. Do you have an Oregon state hunting
license?" Once again, only this time more aggravated, the hunter
produced
the appropriate license.
The warden, a little miffed at having struck out, handed the ducks back
to the hunter and said, "You`ve got all of these licenses, just where
the hell are you from?"
The hunter dropped his pants, bent over, and said "You`re so
smart, YOU tell ME!"