classic customs

it ant looking to good, they just replaced the rose garden at the white house with a watermelon patch

a wife says 2 her husband ur boss called and said you got fired, the husband says **** him! she says i did and you go back to work monday

sex professor ask. do you know what your ******* is doing while your having a orgasm? women replies probably out riding bikes with his buddies

hey dont worry about the election. 4 years is entirely to long for any black guy to hold a job

a wife says to her husband a bull can **** 3000 times a year. why cant you? husband replys. ask the bull if he is ******* the same cow

what do fat chicks and a pallet of shingles have in common................. a 99% chance of being nailed by a mexican

a wife is naked in front of the mirror and says to her husband... i feel fat and ugly please give me a compliment... he says well, bitchu got perfect vision

IV

just got this one from two diff chicks a min ago


"what sex position makes the sexiest child?if you dont know ask my parents. hahaha keep this going if you know u look GOOD!"

K5

three life truths:
1. you cant lick all your teeth with your tounge
2. your a retard for trying
3.your laughing right now cause you just tried(your u fuggin retard)

JD

Got dammit...


I had a handful but i deleted them all a few hours ago, i will check in when i get some more...

sQuiD FigHTer

good ****

sQuiD FigHTer

obama told Fox news that there are not enough black americans on tv, so Fox has agreed to run Americas Most Wanted 5 nights a week

sQuiD FigHTer

Cinderella was fired from Disney today.... she was caught bouncin up and down on pinnochios face screaming, LIE MOTHER ****** LIE!!!!

MikeM

I just tried, and I can easily do it. Im a double retard

bulgarianMike

bwaaaaaaaaaaahhhahahhahahahhahahhahahahhah that shyts funny

Theros

Sent right after the election:

"Did you hear? They're replacing the Statue of Liberty with Aunt Jemima holding a chicken wing."

SONIC589

dude asks a chick at the bar if he can buy her a drink. She says no alcohol is bad for my legs, why? do they swell? she says no they spread.

Sick Dave

Say ADDICTED after every question u read:
Drugs?
Alcohol?
Sex?
What hit u in the face last night?

cadillacjfox

got this one from some boys in san diego

how do you keep a raider fan from masturbating?

paint his dick blue and gold and he wont beat it for 5 years

sQuiD FigHTer

the irony of a ******* is that even though you've got yout girl kneeling at your feet, she still has you by the *****

sQuiD FigHTer

playboy mag just offered sarah palin one million dollars to pose nude. michelle obama recived the same offer from national geographic

sQuiD FigHTer

a guy had a girlfriend that loved to stroke his ***** after sex. one day he asked her why she did it. she said because i miss mine

sQuiD FigHTer

a man gets his dick sunburned. his buddy tells him to stick it a glass of milk. his blonde girlfriend walks in and says oh my god.... so thats how you reload it

Sick Dave

Dr. tells white guy ur wife had triplets, he says im not surprised, i got a **** like a chimney. Dr. says u better clean it, your kids are black.

stick1300

I'm just letting all my friends know that I no longer want to recieve text messages containing racial jokes. Racism is a crime....and crime is for black people.

Racist as hell but it made me laugh. (And, despite being from Arkansas, this is NOT the way I think!!!)

bulgarianMike

I hate Racism and N igger s