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11-25-2008, 03:28 PM

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Official Text Message Thread

What kind of funny chain texts have been sent to your phone?

last night I got a good one.

I asked Santa for a Hummer with lots of chrome for Christmas, ****** sent me a crack ***** with braces!

SEND TO ALL YOUR FRIENDS!

can we keep the conversation to a minimum in this thread please so its easier to locate the messages?

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The police found a body with no brain, fucked up teeth and a swollen *******, I'm worried, call me if you're OK!!!!

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whats wrong with your fone? everytime i call it says, "the subscriber you are tryin to reach is currently givin head. please try again"

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remember today is "hug a retard" day, so dont freak out like you did last year, noone is tryin to hurt you.

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the new christmas drink at the white house. watermelon juice and vodka. its called a nig nog

not that funny really

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Re: Official Text Message Thread

The police are looking for a suspect described as sexy, funny and great in bed... your ugly as is safe but where can I hide?

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Re: Official Text Message Thread

Some ****** was talkin **** about you, sayin you eat dick sandwiches, but I got your back, I told him you dont even like bread!

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I heard you got robbed at gunpoint with two options! Suck dick or give up your phone.... I see you still have your phone **** sucker!

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Re: Official Text Message Thread

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Some ****** was talkin **** about you, sayin you eat dick sandwiches, but I got your back, I told him you dont even like bread!

best one so far imo lol..

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Re: Official Text Message Thread

I bought a race horse the other day named "my face". He's not that fast, but imagine the ppl in the stands yellin, "COME ON MY FACE! YOU CAN DO IT, COME ON MY FACE!"

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Re: Official Text Message Thread

Are you okay? I heard a short bus wrecked on the highway this morning and I know how much you hate wearing your helmet.

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Re: Official Text Message Thread

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I bought a race horse the other day named "my face". He's not that fast, but imagine the ppl in the stands yellin, "COME ON MY FACE! YOU CAN DO IT, COME ON MY FACE!"

best one yet

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executive ordrer of the pres all whites report to the cottton fields tomorrow morning

sent day after obama won

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the new christmas drink at the white house. watermelon juice and vodka. its called a nig nog

not that funny really

funniest one i think

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I bought a race horse the other day named "my face". He's not that fast, but imagine the ppl in the stands yellin, "COME ON MY FACE! YOU CAN DO IT, COME ON MY FACE!"

damn thats good

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A hillbilly was ****** his sister, he says "whats so funny?" She says "you **** like dad!" He says "I know, mom told me."

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A man showed his gray hair on his chest to get social security. His wife said "now show them your dick so you can get disability."

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a husband tattooed "i love you" on his dick and his wife said, there you go again puttin words in my mouth!

again not that funny

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If you wake up on Christmas morning to Santa jerking off on your face, Don't worry, I told him you wanted a white Christmas!!

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Re: Official Text Message Thread

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executive ordrer of the pres all whites report to the cottton fields tomorrow morning

sent day after obama won

my mom sent me that one, and that is WAAAAAYYYY out there for my mom... shes nothin but good and gets pissed when i fart in her kitchen

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