Wow this is a different Craigslist post.... lol..
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Supposedly this was the response on craigslist to that girls post lol:
Dear Madam,
I am the '*******' you met at the bar the other night. I'm not going to insult you, all I'll say is that your egotistical self-appraising self-description was a little bit of an exaggeration, much like your version of that nights events.
You drank like the worst stereotype of a college ****. You begged for alcohol all night and out of politeness and stupidity I obliged and emptied almost $500 on the bar. I took you back safely to your place only for you to start drinking again: 2 cases of beer and a bottle of tequila.
I convinced you to stop after the first case and we went to bed where you arrogantly told me that I was "allowed to touch you" and grabbed my dick. Its really pathetic when a woman thinks that a man touching her is a "reward to him" rather than a pleasure to her.
After making you *** for an hour you fell asleep sucking me off as I was about to ***, luckily I had the foresight to not let you choke to death on it, hence it ended up on your face.
In the middle of the night I woke up to go to the bathroom, only do find the most disgusting bathroom I have ever seen. I've been to 3rd world countries as a volunteer and nothing compares to the state of your bathroom. I ended up shitting on the floor near 4 other turds (I counted). Then, finding no soap, I used your remaining tequila to disinfect myself. I took the last case of beer on the way out as a favour, I think you need to quit drinking.
Dear Madam,
I am the '*******' you met at the bar the other night. I'm not going to insult you, all I'll say is that your egotistical self-appraising self-description was a little bit of an exaggeration, much like your version of that nights events.
You drank like the worst stereotype of a college ****. You begged for alcohol all night and out of politeness and stupidity I obliged and emptied almost $500 on the bar. I took you back safely to your place only for you to start drinking again: 2 cases of beer and a bottle of tequila.
I convinced you to stop after the first case and we went to bed where you arrogantly told me that I was "allowed to touch you" and grabbed my dick. Its really pathetic when a woman thinks that a man touching her is a "reward to him" rather than a pleasure to her.
After making you *** for an hour you fell asleep sucking me off as I was about to ***, luckily I had the foresight to not let you choke to death on it, hence it ended up on your face.
In the middle of the night I woke up to go to the bathroom, only do find the most disgusting bathroom I have ever seen. I've been to 3rd world countries as a volunteer and nothing compares to the state of your bathroom. I ended up shitting on the floor near 4 other turds (I counted). Then, finding no soap, I used your remaining tequila to disinfect myself. I took the last case of beer on the way out as a favour, I think you need to quit drinking.
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