The $100 Tattoo
02-10-2003, 03:14 PM
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The $100 Tattoo
A guy gets home late one night and his wife says,
"Where the hell have you been?"
"I was out getting a tattoo."
"A tattoo? What kind of tattoo?"
"I got a hundred dollar bill tattooed on my *****."
"What the hell were you thinking?
Why did you get a hundred dollar bill on your *****?"
"Well, number one, I like to watch my money grow...
Number two, once in a while, I like to play with
my money...
And number three, instead of you going out shopping, now you can stay home and blow a hundred bucks anytime you want!"
"Where the hell have you been?"
"I was out getting a tattoo."
"A tattoo? What kind of tattoo?"
"I got a hundred dollar bill tattooed on my *****."
"What the hell were you thinking?
Why did you get a hundred dollar bill on your *****?"
"Well, number one, I like to watch my money grow...
Number two, once in a while, I like to play with
my money...
And number three, instead of you going out shopping, now you can stay home and blow a hundred bucks anytime you want!"
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