GautamCity

It is with heavy heart that we must pass on the following news.
Please join us in remembering a great icon of the entertainment community.
The Pillsbury Doughboy died today of a yeast infection and
complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71.
Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of
celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth,
Hungry Jack, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies,
Little Debbie, and Captain Crunch. The gravesite was piled high
with flours. Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described
Doughboy as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded.
Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was
filled with turnovers. He was not considered a very smart cookie, wasting
much of his dough on half-baked schemes. Despite being a little flaky at
times, he still, as a crusty old man, was considered a roll model
for millions. Doughboy is survived by his wife, Play Dough, two
children, John Dough and Jane Dough, plus they had one in the oven. He is
also survived by his elderly father, Pop Tart. The funeral was held at
3:50 for about 20 minutes.

DLISH

redcycler

HAWK

I thought he died trying to get a tan on that pasty white skin of his and got baked instead.

ROB954