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Old 10-30-2008, 12:01 AM
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Just this week I bought myself a shiny, like new 2004 Honda CBR600F4i. It had belonged to a little old lady who only rode it to the track on Sundays. What a find! I was so excited that I could finally go stunting with my buddies!

"I'm really glad we found this church parking lot to ride in. There's so much space!"
"Yeah, and my mom can't call the cops on us here."


My buddy Zed went first. He's the best stunter in our group, and also has the most views on Youtube. He rides as if the hand of God himself was guiding his rear wheel.


"Totally sweet dude! Yeah I'm getting all this!"


Then there's Squirt. I don't know how he got that nickname. He doesn't do wheelies anymore after that crazy blowout he had last summer.


"C'mon Zed! It's my turn to show you guys my mad and trippy tricks!"
"Well, alright Guero. I'll show you how to use the clutch here in a minute."


"Alright Guero, the camera's on. You ready?"


"Hang on! I gotta do one thing first!"


"Okay now I'm ready to rock and roll!"


My heart was thumping at about 10,000 rpm as the adrenaline flooded my veins. I was finally going to be a real stunta like I'd seen on the internet and evening news!


VREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE


VREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE


EEEEEEEEEEE *CRUNCH* EEEEEEEEEE


*SNAP*CRACKLE*POP* eeeeeeeeEeeeeeeeeEEeeeeeeeEeeeee
"Woah. Intense. You wanna go to Amigos dude?"


"**** yeah! Let's ride brutha!"
BWAAAAAAAAAAAAA
BWAAAAAAAAAAAAA


eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eee


eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeee


eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
kaplunk kaplunk kaplunk kaplunk kaplunk kaplunk kaplunk kaplunk


eeeeeeeeeeee*sput*sput*sput*....................
kaplunk kaplunk kaplunk kaplunk kaplunk kaplunk kaplunk kaplunk kaplunk


kaplunk kaplunk kaplunk kaplunk kaplunk kaplunk kaplunk kaplunk kaplunk





"Ow"





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know way this is your first post......and you're already like "pro-stunna"!
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unusual 1st post and my kid has some of them toys
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Thats a sweet reverse Rob Durren.
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Best Stunt life post ever!
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my girlfriend just looked at the screen to see whats so funny. im laughing so hard my stomach is hurting.


sweet first post. :YEAH (although i have a feeling your IP will match someones)
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Thats a sweet reverse Rob Durren.
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im suprised you didnt get arrested for wreckless driving.
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nice froggy scrape
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wait.... i thought it was ZEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN.....? haha
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LMAO i vote this as best first post EVER!...you have too much time on your hands for sure, but thanks for wasting that time on amusing us..

BRAVO young lad, BRAVO!
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Damn....What drugs and gasoline do to or minds.

Great first post
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