Not right but funny as hell
06-03-2005, 09:40 AM
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Not right but funny as hell
My gf has 2 problems. One is the fact that everytime she gets drunk she gets mean. She always looks for a fight, or a way to make me feel like **** me. The other problem is that every morning after she gets drunk she has an explosive watery ****. One night she pushed me to far.
She was drunk of course and felling a little frisky so we we messing around and I tried to put it in the butt, she got mad and started talking ****, about how I'm no good and my **** is small, and that she probally wouldn't even feel it. so we never did have sex.
After she went to sleep I couldn't get the pain of her saying my **** was small out of my head. I wanted to embarrass her as much as she embarrased me. So I got an Idea
I went to my box of kid's toys and got my bag of marbles. i then went to my secret stash and got a bottle of lube. I could just image her reactions when you **** marbles the next morning. I lubed them up one at a time and slowly pushed each one in. About a twenty in all. I got so excited I jerked off then giggled my self to sleep.
The next morning I woke up so excited I couldn't stand it. I made allot of noise getting dressed so she would wake up. She did and not 3 minutes later she said " oh my stomach. not again" and ran to the bathroom. I was in thee brushing my teeth. Usually she would tell me to leave but the urge was to intense. She sat down and let it rip.
She dam near had a heart attack from the noise. The marbles hitting the porcelin sounded like a machine gun going off in the bathroon. She turned white as a sheet and stood up. Still shitting all over the place. Marbles rolling all over the floor as they bounced around. It took her a couple of minutes to put it all together. She said " What the ****" I just laughed and laughed as she packed her **** and left.
I really do kind of miss her though.
She was drunk of course and felling a little frisky so we we messing around and I tried to put it in the butt, she got mad and started talking ****, about how I'm no good and my **** is small, and that she probally wouldn't even feel it. so we never did have sex.
After she went to sleep I couldn't get the pain of her saying my **** was small out of my head. I wanted to embarrass her as much as she embarrased me. So I got an Idea
I went to my box of kid's toys and got my bag of marbles. i then went to my secret stash and got a bottle of lube. I could just image her reactions when you **** marbles the next morning. I lubed them up one at a time and slowly pushed each one in. About a twenty in all. I got so excited I jerked off then giggled my self to sleep.
The next morning I woke up so excited I couldn't stand it. I made allot of noise getting dressed so she would wake up. She did and not 3 minutes later she said " oh my stomach. not again" and ran to the bathroom. I was in thee brushing my teeth. Usually she would tell me to leave but the urge was to intense. She sat down and let it rip.
She dam near had a heart attack from the noise. The marbles hitting the porcelin sounded like a machine gun going off in the bathroon. She turned white as a sheet and stood up. Still shitting all over the place. Marbles rolling all over the floor as they bounced around. It took her a couple of minutes to put it all together. She said " What the ****" I just laughed and laughed as she packed her **** and left.
I really do kind of miss her though.
06-03-2005, 07:12 PM
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Re: Not right but funny as hell
this haircut???????????
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