Got new motor, replaced fork seals, and ghetto streetfightered the 954.



almost ran out of zip ties.

T

 

you should put it up on the 12bar and stand next to it. for "before and after" shots.

 

nice. love the colour

 

ok now wheres the ghetto one?

 

let me take a pic of the 6 zip ties holding on the gauge cluster :-)

T

 

Here ya go Mike didn't wanna let ya down

 

6??? Are you serious? let me take a pic of the rachet strap holding my radiator on.


and notice the rechet strap holding my seat on

 

the nicest thing on my bike is a fvcking spreay painted airbox

 

do you have a flashlight strapped to the front of your bike for a headlight? nah neither do I, but I'm rocking a $10 light from walmart I found in their foglight section.

T

 

no headlight here

 

I think I'm gonna have to find a un-bent upper fairing stay and put fairings on it to get it thru the state patrol inspection to get a new title though :-(

T

 

that bike is far from ghetto 954s look sexy naked

 

+1

goto an event and get up close to the bikes. my bike is pretty haggard and mine wasnt on par with most of the bikes last time i went to an event.

youll see some **** you thought never possible. The level of stunter ghetto-engineering is amazing...

until your
1) gast tank leaks or is plugged b/c of dent

2) jb welded your MC because it leaks

3) straightend a clip on with a rock

4) rode with a broken shifter side rearset for 2 weeks (left bike in first)

5) broken radiator mounts (radiator zip tied to frame)

6) fashioned fork "diapers" for conventional forks

7) have a trailer rear brake light cause youve smashed one

8) have plastcis held on fully by zippies

9) acerbis headlight flickers on and off

10) subframe is so mashed you cant bolt down the gas tank under your seat so you use the 3/8 inch zip ties

11) subframe is so haggard your bar wear pattern is at a 30 degree angle across the bar

12) you have no tail section...its been washed down the drain at the spot because you smashed it

13) you cut a hole in your rear seat with a sawz-all

14) frame...crack...weld...frame...crack...weld (f4i guys wont know this)

dotn come saying your bike is haggard.

15) carry a 10mm 12mm 14mm pliers hammer ratchet scerwdriver jb weld and zip ties in your trunk at all times

16) have push started your bike multiple times. batteries dont like 3500 rpm idle and hot temps for over 30mins...


Thats a minty *** stuntbike. now go clutch some up!

 

i used to have a duracel flashlight taped insight my rear tail light housing, and i'd have to carry a pack of batterys with me to replace every hour or so... i had a tie down holding my exhaust up, zipties holding my seat on, zipties holding my tail on... over 60 zipties in my upper.. and god knows wtf else i rigged.. oh, jb weld holding my clutch on, welded a cct to my block so it wouldn't leak.. u aint' got **** ya fvckin poser, why do u need a 12 bar, cage n gearing for.. i'm amazed your gf let u take your fancy headlight off... get the fvck outta here

 

i think someone just got ownd

 

Dont mind him. He's just mad that his bike is that ****ed up and shitty

 

i think you need to change the title of this thread to "MINTYEST STREET FIGHTER EVER!"

 

+1

 

those were my old bikes.. my bike now just has the clutch perch jb welded n ziptied on... ok and this is the one that had the tiedown holding on the pipe... but all that's fixed, n my ***** pretty... lets see your ride

 

they guy who started this thread...well he's different. his girlfriend dictates when and who he'll ride with (probably not allowed to ride without her)
also started a thread because he got drunk one night and blew up the tire, without a replacement....took pics of it and made a thread here just to create attn.


need I say more?