alright...this first day ive ridden in a long time......pulled out the MTB and man i was poppin wheelies more then a drug addict pops pills......NO HAND BRAKE i fell on my *** a few times...but thats ok......i had NO BRAKES WATSOEVER...i was going like 20mph towards a brick wall...<<no joke not lying this was today.....i come down and i realize im going too fast i tried to turn but it was too late.....the first words that came to mind was"OH ****".....i ran head on ...my nutz hit the steering wheel hard as hell..i also scarped my thigh and the bone above my weiner was hurtin like hell.......

anyways...the real reason i started this thread was because i need everyone to know im a legend to these kids in my block......i go down the streets and from every side ..i hear kid voices yellin "do it again do it again"....the feeling i get i cant explain..and even the cute girls...they get their eyes off the spoiled arab with the jaguar and actually watch me....ima get their numbers soon.....you kno what the kids call me..i swere no joke they call me now "grandpa wheelie"..i dont kno y they just do.....i cant wait to get a motorcyle to stunt becuz the one i have know i cant and im getin tired of just ridin it normal all day....all i can do is pop a wheelie with da bicycle but they think im the best...i feel like a legend

its so easy to get bp...its second nature to me now...i just pull it up at like 5mph and ride it all day with no rear brake..(which i need)..

i neeeed to learn circles and all that good stuff now..

update: ill add a vid and some pics soon,...promise

another update: abfire26 is not an *******...i take that back

third update: i take back what i already took back^^abfire26 is the biggest ******* on earth

 

Is this a joke??

 

did i type "lol" anywhere?.........

 

im guessin this is a bad thread......nobody forced u to click it......just sharing my fucken day

 

Wow.....your good mood turned into a bad one quikly. Sorry about that.

 

sorry man....i kno i start dumb threads sometimes.......just sharing the day.....sorry bro....

 

I didn't know the title of a thread could be changed, interesting.........

 

lol.....go to edit..(ur first post).......and then click advanced...i just found out about it now..

 

you would think he would at least get your screen name right...lol

 

Man......when I saw that title it about made me **** my pants I was laughing so hard. Its too bad you didn't leave it like that longer, more people would have probly read this thread. lol
It was such a surprise when I hit new post to see that. I'm glad I got a good laugh in before bed.





It was justified...... because I was kinda being a smart ***. I just diidn't think it would turn into that. lol

 

lol.......whoops

 

At least somone else saw it. I still can't quit giggling.

 

same here ..im lmao.....i can change it back if u want me too...

 

Sure.......why not? People may get a kick out of it.

But you have to put abfire26 again. haha

 

bro i dont think ppl are gonna understand what the fudge is going on......its only funny for you

 

I know, oh well. For some reason its just sticking with me.

 

good luck tryin to sleep.......dont think about this when ur layin in bed.......
ah huh see what i did,,i told you not to think about it but now since i mentioned it you are.......

 

I just went to the bathroom and was laughing the whole time.


I can't believe you haven't made a comment on the grandpa wheelie thread I started.

 

WHAT WHER WHY................

 

open forum


Or just hit new post.