1. Blaming your passing gas on me... not funny... not very funny at all!

2. Yelling at me for barking... I'M A FRIGGIN' DOG YOU IDIOT!

3. Taking me for a walk, then not letting me check stuff out. Exactly whose
walk is this anyway?

4. Any trick that involves balancing food on my nose... stop it!

5. Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons. Now you know why we chew your
stuff up when you're not home.

6. The sleight of hand, fake fetch throw. You fooled a dog! What a proud
moment for the top of the food chain.

7. Taking me to the vet for "the big snip", then acting surprised when I
freak out every time we go back.

8. Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your guests. Sorry, but I
haven't quite mastered that handshake thing yet.

9. How you act disgusted when I lick myself. Look, we both know the truth,
you're just jealous.

10. Dog sweaters. Have you noticed the fur?

now i feel bad... #4

 

thats great

 

:YEAH