I was driving a lot today and i started think about some of the funny things that other riders have told me, and some of the really good things they told me too...

A few years ago at a comp at Raceway Park, NJ (Englishtown), Ant revealed to me that you need to be using the rear brake for 12's and scraping. Thank you Ant, it helped a lot. YES, i was trying to scrape using no rear brake, it was fun to watch...

Last year Vertical Jay told me that you get a discount at hotels if you tell them that you work for the government. Then he proceded to book our team for us and told the counterperson that we were GOV. So when i checked in, the lady said, "you work for the government, HUH?" Standing there in my Wheelie Pimp shirt, crooked hat, and zip tied jeans i replied, "UHHH, YEAH i do!!!"

Last time in FL, Digity, Paul and Merk taught me how to strap a bike to the tailgate when there is no room for it in the bed. Remeber, Brandon drives a F-150, i drive a Dakota (not full size!!!) Well, we tried it anyways, using SCOTT's bike. It BARELY made it to lakeland...


Ok people, i want to hear your stories...

 

ya I seen Digidy driving down the freeway with a bike hangin off the tailgate, I was waiting for that **** to fall off. When he came to Cali he pulled up to my house and opened his trailer and all the bikes had fallen down and were stacked on top of eachother, he said the bikes get more messed up inside the trailer than when he ride's.

 

I'm pretty sure the SV did fall out at one point

 

Well when I was down there last week we had Merk's, mine, ScottLegion's and DirtyB's all on Merks little trailer. The first three were sandwitched on the front and B's was sideways on the back strapped to the other bikes. I thought for sure we would lose it, but it made it all the way to Lakeland and back with no problems.

 

a group of friends I go wheelin w/ are goddamn comedians. These f-ckers were talkin' like Joe Dirt before the movie came out. So one day they're up in chico watching me ride and I was learning circles.

They're sitting on the edge of my stunt spot (basketball court) coaching the **** out of me drunk as f-ck. (never ridden a street bike in their lives)

[Joe dirt accent on]"Okay here's what ya gotta do, floor the motor and snap out the whiskerdoo, then w/ or w/ out your foot on the skooterstick you need to pivot that positrac....now doncha ask me how that works...it just does...you'll be doin' them poppawheeliedonuts on that mochine there." [/joe dirt accent off]

this went on for hours. I didn't get **** done that day. I couldn't even get off the ground to get on my bike. I wish it was on video. comedy

 

skooterstick!!!! thats some good **** right there, ima use that one often now

 

After someone showed me how to back fire my old RR with the on/off switch, I swear I induced dozens of heart attacks on innocent pedestrians.

 

Unfortunatley i learned some tricks in texas from thew and some others..............


TWO WORDS------------------- DICK TRICKS,,,,,,,thats all im sayin, and im not explainin them or describing them AT ALL

 

I wanna see that

 

THE BRAIN was a classic at bike week last year

 

UGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH, the brain......dont remind me or the hamburger.....ewwwwwww

 

Yeah, ScottyLegion introduced us to the brain at Brandon's on new years. Then Dlish found it quite funny to do all the time!

 

what ever you do , dont ever ask for the hamburger......its worse than the brain

 

yes, the brain is a hand me down from thew.

the only reason u don't like the hamburger ryan is the last time u did it some chick tried to take a bite

another thew teaching.. .

the tequila stunt man. . . if you know it u are cringeing right now

 

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

 

lol i know how to do the hamburger but not the brain.

I learned from binder929 how to get outta the army and how to have sex with fat girls

 

MIGHT SOUND STUPID BUT I WANTED TO SKETCH OFF BACK SO I WATCHED ONE OF THE WHEELIE BOYS IN 12:00 AND SEEN HOW TO GET OFF BUT NEVER THOUGHT ABOUT GETTING BACK ON...............AFTER HAVING TO LET MY BIKE GO I LEARNED A SECRET CALLED NEUTRAL............. STILL ENDED UP IN GRASS AND MUD ON NEXT ATTEMPT..BUT AS EVERYONE KNOWS..I GOT IT!!!!!!!

ANOTHER SECRET I'LL LET YA'LL IN ON.........NEVER HIT THE FRONT BRAKE WHEN PRACTICING WHEELIE COMBOS........MIGHT HURT!!!!!!!!!

HOLLA

 

Suicide tequlia shots. Snort a line of salt, take a shot of tequlia, and then squeeze a lime into your eye.

 

that never gets old

 

DAMNIT! i sat in some bubble gum...........