yeah thats what kind of confused me.
granted they were creepy old men.
but thats part of your job, you get payed to show off your cleavage to drunks.

 

the first thing you do at the grocery store is wheelie the shopping cart.

 

i do that

i work in the mail services area of my company so when im pushing around mail carts i'm always trying to balance a flamingo hahaha

 

An article of your clothing is held together by zip-ties.

 

you rock haggard DC's instead of Icon boots.

 

hahahahahahahaha i have the wee-little zipties on the pants im wearing right now i ripped a hole in them yesterday in the garage and pulled it shut with those haha thats awesome someone else does that too

 

So true, I use zipties to replace belt loops that get ripped off when my belt catches on ****. I love this thread.

 

someone has said to you "the thing about those bikes is its not IF you crash its WHEN" and ur reply was "I crashed 3 times already this week...."

 

i tell people that its for my girlfriend to go to the bathroom while riding and that the tank dent is for my 3 month old newborn son to sit on because i have no car and i dont give a ****. peoples responses are priceless EVERY single time



im guilty of that one

 

[quote=Sheldon;4013347]i tell people that its for my girlfriend to go to the bathroom while riding and that the tank dent is for my 3 month old newborn son to sit on because i have no car and i dont give a ****. peoples responses are priceless EVERY single time



HAHAHA I have got to use that one next time

 

if at some point you have "furred" out a bike

your idea of a streeter bike is a extra bike

you have 1 title, 1 plate, 1 ins for 2 bikes

your bike spends more time in the back of your truck then in the garage

you spend a year in iraq and think of ways to ship parts over to build it back together

your gps has your spots named and tagged so u can get to them from anywhere

all your clothes have grease and oil on them

ill think of more

 

lol i do that all the time too......but when i do give my kids rides thats where they go hahaha

 

u might b a stunter if ur clutch goes yut ughh when u dump it.

 

you **** it to sportbike mags instead of hustler

 

 

If your rearsets are broken, so you say **** it and use the passenger pegs

 

hahaha im doin that now!!

 

You have so many wrecked fairings that they call your garage the "Wall of Shame"

 

when you go to hit it missionary style with the chica you spread her legs and think about doin a spreader wheelie!!! LOL sorry it happens

 

you wish that Old man Roger accepted food stamps.