Who likes the smell of thier own farts... - Page 5 - Open Forum

-matt g- · 08-28-2008, 06:51 PM

i remember when i was in elementary school i was squeezing in a nasty fart and i leaned back on my chair to relax and the fucker blew out and sounded like an air horn.. almost in humanly loud.. there was an awkward silence for like 10 seconds in the room after it..

the gnar · 08-28-2008, 07:11 PM

the add for this thread is priceless

IRISH MIKE · 08-28-2008, 09:00 PM

Im just getting over a cold and them shits are silent and HOT.

-SKETCHY- · 08-28-2008, 09:04 PM

I like farting while doing highway wheelies

cullins · 08-29-2008, 02:34 PM

bump for the best fart thread ever

:YEAH

$$$$DINO$$$$ · 08-29-2008, 05:17 PM

I'm a woman. I don't fart

IRISH MIKE · 10-11-2008, 12:24 AM

I had food poisoning last week when I was in Las Vegas. I was in fart heaven.

50slut · 10-11-2008, 12:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by atl freestyle

first thread i have ever been in where i laughed at every post in it.......especially some of irish mike's

+1 :YEAH

NFP · 10-13-2008, 03:36 PM

Just cause I do, doesn't mean I wanted to...

Edit; suppose I gotta throw a good memory in.

So I went to a crash course in Pregnancy and Birth Class with my S.O. back when she was 7~8 months pregnant. Well they are going over the “Cleansing breath”, you know “take a deep breath, and release”. Well I had been sitting there for a damn hour with some gas, waiting for break and I just couldn’t take it any more! Took my deep breath and before I knew it, I was laughing my ass off with everyone else over me having a loud squeaker.

50Outlaw · 10-13-2008, 07:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dizzie56

anybody ever fart so bad that the other people in the room actually tasted the methane?

lol.. i sat on my girls face and farted one time (she was laying on the couch and i walked up behind her) she said she tasted it

IRISH MIKE · 10-20-2008, 11:57 PM

Hot and moist

Rick Huling · 10-21-2008, 06:37 AM

i like droping a silent one and watchin ppl start gaging lmao

6DoubleR · 10-22-2008, 02:52 PM

how bout when you witness somebody wake themselves up from farting

cullins · 10-22-2008, 04:07 PM

i ripped a loud one this morning while gettin busy with my girl. hahaha she was not happy even i was disgusted with myself hahaha. I have to fart now but feel like im gonna shit in my pockets if i do hahah.

cullins · 10-23-2008, 03:30 PM

bumpity bump!

IRISH MIKE · 10-23-2008, 03:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cullins

i ripped a loud one this morning while gettin busy with my girl. hahaha she was not happy even i was disgusted with myself hahaha. I have to fart now but feel like im gonna shit in my pockets if i do hahah.

I farted once when I was all up in dem guts. It just creeped out but man was she pissed!. I hope it never happends again.

cullins · 10-23-2008, 03:39 PM

hahah yeah! Come on mike we gotta keep this thread alive. Nobody has any farts they wanna talk about hahah.

Trachito · 10-23-2008, 03:57 PM

i hate the smell but the relief of letting out a long, semi-quiet, hissing fart is so relaxing. i'm telling u, the best things in life truly are free.

xXxNO LOVExXx · 10-23-2008, 04:05 PM

i was on a first date with this chick one time and the food didnt agree with me very well. i tried to be nice and say i had to "use the bathroom" when we got back to her house. my stomach was KILLING me!!! i got in the bathroom, pulled my pants down to keep the smell out of my pant area, and tried to make it as quiet as possible. that horribly failed... i think i heard the echo for about a minute after. then not only did she definitely hear me almost shit myself in the bathroom, she also went in right after cause she had to piss

somehow i still managed to have a great night after said flatulence.

IRISH MIKE · 10-23-2008, 04:09 PM

I was talking to a girl for like 30 minutes holding a fart AND a piss the whole time. When I walked away I must have farted for atleast 7 or 8 seconds. It was loud, it hurt, my guts shifted and I pissed myself.

THAT is how its done.

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08-28-2008, 06:51 PM	#81
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08-28-2008, 07:11 PM	#82
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10-13-2008, 03:36 PM	#89
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10-20-2008, 11:57 PM	#91
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10-23-2008, 04:05 PM	#99
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10-23-2008, 04:09 PM	#100
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