Who likes the smell of thier own farts... - Page 3 - Open Forum

IRISH MIKE · 06-06-2008, 11:39 AM

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Originally Posted by dizzie56

walking farts are funny as hell. anybody ever start stretching before working out in the gym and all of a sudden one pops out that you didnt know you even had in you? why is it always in front of a girl that this happens?

Yup

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Originally Posted by cullins

I thought everybody liked there own brand hahaah greatest thread ever i got tears in my eyes. I had a hangover fart this morning my girlfreind smelt it and yelled at my bulldog. hahah i was laughing so hard i couldnt fess up!

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Originally Posted by bigstove

everyone loves their own brand.... ok as an alky, and champion ass dropper, this is the ultimate combo I've found, not for the mild, lunch-pit stop burger, one burger patty one brat patty, start drinking, dinner- buffalo wild wings, at least 18 wings, continue drinking, durty 30, 30 pack busch light, yes I can drink the whole thing, waffle house at 3 am. when you wake up you will peel paint, if your stomach makes it that long.... ? If you realy wanna do work... get a bloody mary and a bacon cheeseburger for breakfast, but be careful you might hurt someone.

The human body can take so much abuse

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Originally Posted by DURTY-636

the best is farting in a crowded elevator. no one can get out or open windows

I work at hotels. House keepers do it all the time. They are worse than man farts.

EZEC · 06-06-2008, 11:53 AM

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Originally Posted by IRISH MIKE

I once farted so long and so hard I pee'd myself a little.

Bwhahhahahaha you shouldn't tell people things like that.

cullins · 06-06-2008, 02:12 PM

come on i cant let this thread die lets hear some more about farts. wet ones dry ones spicy ones

DURTY-636 · 06-06-2008, 02:23 PM

Does anyone ever SHART anymore. its a fart but at the same time a little bit of shit comes out

Righteous 1 · 06-06-2008, 02:43 PM

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Originally Posted by OnEWhEeLNEAL

Hahaha. I do the same shit lol. And I like how my farts smell. I thought everyone liked the way theirs smelled

LOL......well....being proud of them and not minding the smell is one thing, but LIKING the smell is another. Sometimes my shit smells like death......and I really can't say I LIKE the smell......don't mind it......but wouldn't look forward to climbing in my Jeep every day if it ALWAYS smelled like one of my death farts....lol.

Righteous 1 · 06-06-2008, 02:44 PM

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Originally Posted by DURTY-636

Does anyone ever SHART anymore. its a fart but at the same time a little bit of shit comes out

Who doesn't? ROFLMAO! When you're sick and you have the runs, sometimes that "shit" is unavoidable. LOL

skidmark · 06-06-2008, 03:12 PM

hell no... I just cut one at my desk and almost gagged (mcmuffin + starbucks morning fart)

I hope nobody comes by for a few minutes cuz this one needs to thin out!

skidmark · 06-06-2008, 03:16 PM

oh man, I feel a big one coming now... I'm gonna go crop-dust some coworkers

dizzie56 · 06-06-2008, 03:53 PM

crop dusting is the best. how bout when your walkin up the stairs in front of one of your buddies and let one loose? fuckin priceless

Righteous 1 · 06-06-2008, 03:56 PM

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Originally Posted by dizzie56

crop dusting is the best. how bout when your walkin up the stairs in front of one of your buddies and let one loose? fuckin priceless

LOL.....yes.

cullins · 06-06-2008, 03:58 PM

I crop dusted our town museum which is abot 20 feet long and it was full of old people. it was so rank i got a old ass lady cussin like a sailor. hahaha

dizzie56 · 06-06-2008, 04:47 PM

anybody else ever fart while fuckin? ever notice how the girl gets that "I hope that wasnt me" look on there face?

EnderWiggin · 06-06-2008, 04:53 PM

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Originally Posted by dizzie56

anybody else ever fart while fuckin? ever notice how the girl gets that "I hope that wasnt me" look on there face?

I actually stopped in the middle of having sex and the girl asked me why I stopped and I just let one rip

old man roger · 06-06-2008, 05:17 PM

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Originally Posted by cullins

I crop dusted our town museum which is abot 20 feet long and it was full of old people. it was so rank i got a old ass lady cussin like a sailor. hahaha

dizzie56 · 06-06-2008, 05:27 PM

anybody ever fart so bad that the other people in the room actually tasted the methane?

*nags* · 06-06-2008, 05:29 PM

I just murdered a girl I know in her car

-SKETCHY- · 06-06-2008, 05:37 PM

this whole thread is awesome.

this should be a sticky

dizzie56 · 06-06-2008, 05:45 PM

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Originally Posted by nags

I just murdered a girl I know in her car

you droped a bomb in a chicks own car, now that is like 10 points right there. its only 5 if you do in in your own car, but if your hitchin a ride wit a lil chicki and thro out a duck fart or two, now that takes balls my friend.

*nags* · 06-06-2008, 05:52 PM

Yep, her car. It was a pre diareah fart too. I had to check my underwear when I got home to make sure nothing leaked. It was bad.

dizzie56 · 06-06-2008, 06:20 PM

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Originally Posted by nags

Yep, her car. It was a pre diareah fart too. I had to check my underwear when I got home to make sure nothing leaked. It was bad.

:YEAH

Anybody ever fart around their dog while their dog had gas and it was so bad that you didnt really know whoose was worse or who laid out the last one cause it might have been a lurker? I had a 2 hour trip in my ex's car one day like that, laughed my ass for the first half hour and then i just couldnt take it after that. Dog farts are the absolute worst (i think lol).

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06-06-2008, 02:12 PM	#43
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06-06-2008, 03:12 PM	#47
skidmark Registered User Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Vancouver Age: 28 Bike: Превeд Gender: Male Posts: 1,531	Re: Who likes the smell of thier own farts... hell no... I just cut one at my desk and almost gagged (mcmuffin + starbucks morning fart) I hope nobody comes by for a few minutes cuz this one needs to thin out! __________________ Heads, I win. Tails, you lose.

06-06-2008, 03:16 PM	#48
skidmark Registered User Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Vancouver Age: 28 Bike: Превeд Gender: Male Posts: 1,531	Re: Who likes the smell of thier own farts... oh man, I feel a big one coming now... I'm gonna go crop-dust some coworkers __________________ Heads, I win. Tails, you lose.

06-06-2008, 03:53 PM	#49
dizzie56 Registered User Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Clearwater Age: 26 Bike: somethin that doesnt start....ever Gender: Male Posts: 2,130	Re: Who likes the smell of thier own farts... crop dusting is the best. how bout when your walkin up the stairs in front of one of your buddies and let one loose? fuckin priceless

06-06-2008, 03:58 PM	#51
cullins Registered User Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: mt airy, maryland Age: 28 Bike: 04 gsxr 600,04 honda crf fiddy.01 raptor 660 Gender: Male Posts: 378	Re: Who likes the smell of thier own farts... I crop dusted our town museum which is abot 20 feet long and it was full of old people. it was so rank i got a old ass lady cussin like a sailor. hahaha

06-06-2008, 04:47 PM	#52
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06-06-2008, 05:27 PM	#55
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06-06-2008, 05:29 PM	#56
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06-06-2008, 05:52 PM	#59
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