Rough Sex Nutrition Facts - Open Forum

moto-madness.co · 12-17-2007, 11:34 PM

Body: Having rough sex (make it hurt!!!) burns 543 calories.

Giving head massages the jaw while burning 32 calories.

Swallowing foreign body juices is actually like taking vitamins and it whitens your teeth!!

The American Dental Association says that semen cuts plaque better than mouth wash, so suck a dick and save a smile.

Take off her clothes:
with her consent.........................12 cal
without..........................................1 87 cal

Take off her Bra:
With two hands..........................8 cal
With one hand...........................12 cal
With mouth.................................85 cal

Put on Protection:
hard ........................... 6 cal
soft...............................315 cal

Foreplay:
Looking for target...................8 cal
Finding G spot .......................92 cal
I don't F***ing care.................0 cal

Entry:
Holding her..................12 cal
On the floor...................8 cal

With Different Position:
Missionary..........................358 cal
Doggy..................................316 cal
69 lying................................286 cal
69 standing........................512 cal
Italian hanger.....................912 cal

Orgasm:
Real................................112 cal
Faking.............................315 cal

After "O"
Lying in Bed............................................... ...18 cal
Hop off the bed.............................................36 cal
Wondering why she left pissed off............816 cal

Get dressed:
Quiet and calm.............................................. ........32 cal
Rushing........................................... .......................98 cal
Heard her boyfriend opening the door.............1218 cal
Heard her dad opening the door.......................1942 cal

12-17-2007, 11:34 PM	#1
moto-madness.co Registered User Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Lindenhurst, NY Age: Bike: 05 Buell XB9CityX Gender: Male Posts: 405	Rough Sex Nutrition Facts Body: Having rough sex (make it hurt!!!) burns 543 calories. Giving head massages the jaw while burning 32 calories. Swallowing foreign body juices is actually like taking vitamins and it whitens your teeth!! The American Dental Association says that semen cuts plaque better than mouth wash, so suck a dick and save a smile. Take off her clothes: with her consent.........................12 cal without..........................................1 87 cal Take off her Bra: With two hands..........................8 cal With one hand...........................12 cal With mouth.................................85 cal Put on Protection: hard ........................... 6 cal soft...............................315 cal Foreplay: Looking for target...................8 cal Finding G spot .......................92 cal I don't F***ing care.................0 cal Entry: Holding her..................12 cal On the floor...................8 cal With Different Position: Missionary..........................358 cal Doggy..................................316 cal 69 lying................................286 cal 69 standing........................512 cal Italian hanger.....................912 cal Orgasm: Real................................112 cal Faking.............................315 cal After "O" Lying in Bed............................................... ...18 cal Hop off the bed.............................................36 cal Wondering why she left pissed off............816 cal Get dressed: Quiet and calm.............................................. ........32 cal Rushing........................................... .......................98 cal Heard her boyfriend opening the door.............1218 cal Heard her dad opening the door.......................1942 cal