Porn has taught us that.......... - Open Forum

moto-madness.co · 12-17-2007, 11:05 PM

1. Women wear high heels to bed.

2. Men are never impotent.

3. When going down on a woman 10 seconds is more than
satisfactory.

4. If a woman gets busted masturbating by a strange man, she will not scream with embarrassment, but rather insist he have sex with her.

5. Women smile appreciatively when men splat them in the face with sperm.

6. Women enjoy having sex with ugly, middle-aged men.

7. Women moan uncontrollably when giving a blowjob.

8. Women always orgasm when men do.

9. A blowjob will always get a woman off a speeding ticket.

10. All women are noisy fucks.

11. People in the 70s couldn't fuck unless there was a wild guitar
solo in the background.

12. Those tits are real.

13. A common and enjoyable sexual practice for a man is to take
his half-erect penis and slap it repeatedly on a woman's butt.

14. Men always groan "OH YEAH!" when they cum.

15. If there is two of them they "high five" each other. (and the
girl isn't disgusted!)

16. Double penetration makes women smile.

17. Asian men don't exist.

18. If you come across a guy and his girlfriend having sex in the
bushes, the boyfriend won't bash seven shades of shit out of
you if you shove your cock in his girlfriend's mouth.

19. There's a plot.

20. When taking a woman from behind, a man can really excite a
woman by giving her a gentle slap on the butt.

21. Nurses suck patient's cocks.

22. Men always pull out.

23. When your girlfriend busts you getting head from her best
friend, she'll only be momentarily pissed off before fucking the
both of you.

24. Women never have headaches... or periods.

25. When a woman is sucking a man's cock, it's important for him
to remind her to "suck it".

26. Assholes are clean.

27. A man ejaculating in a woman's butt is a satisfying result for
all parties concerned.

28. Women always look pleasantly surprised when they open a
man's trousers and find a cock there.

29. Men don't have to beg.

30. When standing during a blowjob, a man will always place one
hand firmly on the back of the kneeling woman's head and the other proudly on his hip.

50Outlaw · 12-17-2007, 11:23 PM

so true

6DoubleR · 12-17-2007, 11:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by moto-madness.co

28. Women always look pleasantly surprised when they open a
man's trousers and find a cock there.

hahahahaha

gixxer18 · 12-17-2007, 11:37 PM

the truth

Dfn053 · 12-18-2007, 09:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by moto-madness.co

30. When standing during a blowjob, a man will always place one
hand firmly on the back of the kneeling woman's head and the other proudly on his hip.

So true

Mr. Farley · 12-19-2007, 02:35 AM

hahahaha... bad ass!!!

TheRomanSF415x · 12-19-2007, 03:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by threeonethyrd

hahahahaha

DLISH · 12-19-2007, 03:13 AM

nice....

12-17-2007, 11:05 PM	#1
moto-madness.co Registered User Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Lindenhurst, NY Age: Bike: 05 Buell XB9CityX Gender: Male Posts: 405	Porn has taught us that.......... 1. Women wear high heels to bed. 2. Men are never impotent. 3. When going down on a woman 10 seconds is more than satisfactory. 4. If a woman gets busted masturbating by a strange man, she will not scream with embarrassment, but rather insist he have sex with her. 5. Women smile appreciatively when men splat them in the face with sperm. 6. Women enjoy having sex with ugly, middle-aged men. 7. Women moan uncontrollably when giving a blowjob. 8. Women always orgasm when men do. 9. A blowjob will always get a woman off a speeding ticket. 10. All women are noisy fucks. 11. People in the 70s couldn't fuck unless there was a wild guitar solo in the background. 12. Those tits are real. 13. A common and enjoyable sexual practice for a man is to take his half-erect penis and slap it repeatedly on a woman's butt. 14. Men always groan "OH YEAH!" when they cum. 15. If there is two of them they "high five" each other. (and the girl isn't disgusted!) 16. Double penetration makes women smile. 17. Asian men don't exist. 18. If you come across a guy and his girlfriend having sex in the bushes, the boyfriend won't bash seven shades of shit out of you if you shove your cock in his girlfriend's mouth. 19. There's a plot. 20. When taking a woman from behind, a man can really excite a woman by giving her a gentle slap on the butt. 21. Nurses suck patient's cocks. 22. Men always pull out. 23. When your girlfriend busts you getting head from her best friend, she'll only be momentarily pissed off before fucking the both of you. 24. Women never have headaches... or periods. 25. When a woman is sucking a man's cock, it's important for him to remind her to "suck it". 26. Assholes are clean. 27. A man ejaculating in a woman's butt is a satisfying result for all parties concerned. 28. Women always look pleasantly surprised when they open a man's trousers and find a cock there. 29. Men don't have to beg. 30. When standing during a blowjob, a man will always place one hand firmly on the back of the kneeling woman's head and the other proudly on his hip.

12-17-2007, 11:23 PM	#2
50Outlaw da fiddy bitches!!! Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Austin, Tx Age: 23 Bike: '03 6durty6 Gender: Male Posts: 12,974	Re: Porn has taught us that.......... so true

12-17-2007, 11:37 PM	#4
gixxer18 Registered User Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: nebraska Age: Bike: 2008 gsxr 600/ mini honda fiddy Gender: Male Posts: 142	Re: Porn has taught us that.......... the truth

12-19-2007, 02:35 AM	#6
Mr. Farley I don't ride enough!! Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: 5280 Age: 26 Bike: 600RR Gender: Male Posts: 6,894	Re: Porn has taught us that.......... hahahaha... bad ass!!!

12-19-2007, 03:13 AM	#8
DLISH go big block or go home Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Denver Age: 30 Bike: classic cars Gender: Male Posts: 14,942	Re: Porn has taught us that.......... nice....