F*ckkk!!!! - Open Forum

zackstunt420 · 11-28-2007, 09:36 PM

i just found out that i have a drug test tomorrow. if i fail i get locked up for a long ass time, i need to pass it. what can i do to pass?i have no money so i cant buy one of those special drinks. the last time i smoked was saturday

Steven Palmer · 11-28-2007, 09:40 PM

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Originally Posted by zackstunt420

i just found out that i have a drug test tomorrow. if i fail i get locked up for a long ass time, i need to pass it. what can i do to pass?i have no money so i cant buy one of those special drinks. the last time i smoked was saturday

damn dont smoke any more lol , get somone to piss in a balloon for you and tape to your leg , or get somone to buy you a detox drink and pay them back haha

stock05 · 11-28-2007, 09:40 PM

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Originally Posted by zackstunt420

i just found out that i have a drug test tomorrow. if i fail i get locked up for a long ass time, i need to pass it. what can i do to pass?i have no money so i cant buy one of those special drinks. the last time i smoked was saturday

drink your piss then punch yourself in the face for posting this.

-mexican mayhem

notguilty411 · 11-28-2007, 09:52 PM

dude your 13, what the hell are you doing smoking, you should be watching cartoons or something. i hope you get "locked" up in juvie and become somebodies bitch.. maybe then next time you'll think twice before you decide to be a f*cktard.

Josh Faught · 11-28-2007, 09:53 PM

dude get a plastic bottle someone to pee in that is clean on the way to the place lay it on your dash with your defrost on as hot as it will go wear some long johns under your jeans when you get there make sure it is HOT and tape it to your leg inside of the long johns that way it stays warm i htink its gotta be like 99 degrees or something like that and as long as they dont watch you pee your will be good...But its gotta be HOT

IRISH MIKE · 11-28-2007, 09:54 PM

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Originally Posted by stock05

drink your piss then punch yourself in the face for posting this.

-mexican mayhem

Josh Faught · 11-28-2007, 09:54 PM

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Originally Posted by notguilty411

dude your 13, what the hell are you doing smoking, you should be watching cartoons or something. i hope you get "locked" up in juvie and become somebodies bitch.. maybe then next time you'll think twice before you decide to be a f*cktard.

Oh lord He is 13? I just told a 13 yr old how to pass a piss test

IRISH MIKE · 11-28-2007, 09:57 PM

Why in the FUCK would you take a risk like that for weed? Maybe some jail time would help you see things more clearly.

Josh Faught · 11-28-2007, 09:59 PM

true that ^^^^

miker_dh · 11-28-2007, 10:00 PM

http://www.drug-rehab.ca/ all you need cause your young and stupid

stock05 · 11-28-2007, 10:00 PM

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Originally Posted by P*I*M*P

what would the members on SL do without me???

-mexican mayhem

IRISH MIKE · 11-28-2007, 10:01 PM

I dont know man but that was fuckin funny

RyGy · 11-28-2007, 10:02 PM

i hope you get locked up then i won't have to see you ridiculous post how a car almost hit you which lead you to doing circles. also take stock05's advice you failure.

stock05 · 11-28-2007, 10:03 PM

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Originally Posted by P*I*M*P

I dont know man but that was fuckin funny

really, was it not excellent advice

???

-mexican mayhem

Throwitup · 11-28-2007, 10:05 PM

if you cant manage to do all this
you have to delay the piss test to do this drink as much water as humanly possible and as many vegies you can eat and I mean ALOT of water this will delute the piss test so much that it will give them and inacurate reading and they'll ask you to come back again at a later time.

stock05 · 11-28-2007, 10:05 PM

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Originally Posted by zackstunt420

i just found out that i have a drug test tomorrow. if i fail i get locked up for a long ass time, i need to pass it. what can i do to pass?i have no money so i cant buy one of those special drinks. the last time i smoked was saturday

print this thread, bring it to them and ask which will work best for passing their test.

-mexican mayhem

IRISH MIKE · 11-28-2007, 10:05 PM

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Originally Posted by stock05

really, was it not excellent advice

???

-mexican mayhem

I dont know...Im still laughing

stock05 · 11-28-2007, 10:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Steven Palmer

damn dont smoke any more lol , get somone to piss in a balloon for you and tape to your leg , or get somone to buy you a detox drink and pay them back haha

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Originally Posted by PODIZZLE

dude get a plastic bottle someone to pee in that is clean on the way to the place lay it on your dash with your defrost on as hot as it will go wear some long johns under your jeans when you get there make sure it is HOT and tape it to your leg inside of the long johns that way it stays warm i htink its gotta be like 99 degrees or something like that and as long as they dont watch you pee your will be good...But its gotta be HOT

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Originally Posted by Throwitup

if you cant manage to do all this
you have to delay the piss test to do this drink as much water as humanly possible and as many vegies you can eat and I mean ALOT of water this will delute the piss test so much that it will give them and inacurate reading and they'll ask you to come back again at a later time.

for everyone that gave a 13 real advice you should also drink your piss and punch yourselves in the face

.

-mexican mayhem

Josh Faught · 11-28-2007, 10:09 PM

I already did...I feel like chris hanson from Date ling how to catch a predator is gonna walk out of sl and interview me

Danger_Dave · 11-28-2007, 10:10 PM

a) you can either supply piss that isnt yours
b) dilute your own by drinking a shitton of water
c) get a detox drink, niacin, fish cleaner, piss on your bleach covered finger or whatever else to "mask" it

but if someone actually watches you piss and the methods of testing they use are super duper then you're fucked, and alot of these types of measures have been invented just so people like you cant beat the system

11-28-2007, 09:36 PM	#1
zackstunt420 Registered User Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: spencer MA, Age: 14 Bike: pile of shit kdx Gender: Male Posts: 631	*Fckkk!!!!** i just found out that i have a drug test tomorrow. if i fail i get locked up for a long ass time, i need to pass it. what can i do to pass?i have no money so i cant buy one of those special drinks. the last time i smoked was saturday

11-28-2007, 09:52 PM	#4
notguilty411 Registered User Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: pa/va Age: Bike: minty r1, stunt r6 Gender: Male Posts: 56	Re: Fuckkk!!!! dude your 13, what the hell are you doing smoking, you should be watching cartoons or something. i hope you get "locked" up in juvie and become somebodies bitch.. maybe then next time you'll think twice before you decide to be a f*cktard.

11-28-2007, 09:53 PM	#5
Josh Faught Registered User Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Georgetown,tx...THE OC Age: 25 Bike: www.myspace.com/joshfaught Gender: Male Posts: 3,764	Re: Fuckkk!!!! dude get a plastic bottle someone to pee in that is clean on the way to the place lay it on your dash with your defrost on as hot as it will go wear some long johns under your jeans when you get there make sure it is HOT and tape it to your leg inside of the long johns that way it stays warm i htink its gotta be like 99 degrees or something like that and as long as they dont watch you pee your will be good...But its gotta be HOT

11-28-2007, 09:57 PM	#8
IRISH MIKE 100% Vagitarian Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Greater Orlando area Age: Bike: 02 954RR, 03 636, 04 CRF50 Gender: Male Posts: 2,827	Re: Fuckkk!!!! Why in the FUCK would you take a risk like that for weed? Maybe some jail time would help you see things more clearly.

11-28-2007, 09:59 PM	#9
Josh Faught Registered User Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Georgetown,tx...THE OC Age: 25 Bike: www.myspace.com/joshfaught Gender: Male Posts: 3,764	Re: Fuckkk!!!! true that ^^^^

11-28-2007, 10:00 PM	#10
miker_dh Registered User Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: London Ontario, Canada Age: Bike: 04 Honda Crf450R Gender: Male Posts: 207	Re: Fuckkk!!!! http://www.drug-rehab.ca/ all you need cause your young and stupid

11-28-2007, 10:01 PM	#12
IRISH MIKE 100% Vagitarian Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Greater Orlando area Age: Bike: 02 954RR, 03 636, 04 CRF50 Gender: Male Posts: 2,827	Re: Fuckkk!!!! I dont know man but that was fuckin funny

11-28-2007, 10:02 PM	#13
RyGy Registered User Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: cleveland Age: 23 Bike: arrrr6 Gender: Male Posts: 359	Re: Fuckkk!!!! i hope you get locked up then i won't have to see you ridiculous post how a car almost hit you which lead you to doing circles. also take stock05's advice you failure.

11-28-2007, 10:05 PM	#15
Throwitup Registered User Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Vermont Age: Bike: 1999 r6 Gender: Male Posts: 115	Re: Fuckkk!!!! if you cant manage to do all this you have to delay the piss test to do this drink as much water as humanly possible and as many vegies you can eat and I mean ALOT of water this will delute the piss test so much that it will give them and inacurate reading and they'll ask you to come back again at a later time.

11-28-2007, 10:09 PM	#19
Josh Faught Registered User Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Georgetown,tx...THE OC Age: 25 Bike: www.myspace.com/joshfaught Gender: Male Posts: 3,764	Re: Fuckkk!!!! I already did...I feel like chris hanson from Date ling how to catch a predator is gonna walk out of sl and interview me Last edited by Josh Faught : 11-28-2007 at 10:11 PM.

11-28-2007, 10:10 PM	#20
Danger_Dave Registered User Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: stuntshine state Age: 26 Bike: F4i, Crf88, Gixxer 750 ressurection Gender: Male Posts: 2,283	Re: Fuckkk!!!! a) you can either supply piss that isnt yours b) dilute your own by drinking a shitton of water c) get a detox drink, niacin, fish cleaner, piss on your bleach covered finger or whatever else to "mask" it but if someone actually watches you piss and the methods of testing they use are super duper then you're fucked, and alot of these types of measures have been invented just so people like you cant beat the system