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WhtRussian · 10-21-2007, 08:57 AM

So I stopped in at the first store I saw on the way to my girls house last night, which was a walmart, to pick up some rubbers. I always just wanna get outta there as fast as possible and get on with it, maybe cause its a family store or some shit, and little kids see you walking around with um and standing in line trying not to act like, IMA GET SOME PUSSY.

So I get the economy size and go stright to the checkout, pay, and head for the door. Well there was a group of people going out the door at the same time and some jackass in front of me set off the alarm like he was stealing shit. Of course he just walked off and the greater person looks strate at me cause I got my leathers on and helmet and am trying to get outta there fast. Now this greater person just HAD to be this little old sweet old lady, of course!! She comes up to me and says, "Uh oh, son can I just see what you have in there?" GOD Damn it!!! Yes grandma, here you go. haha. And she looks in and her eyes get all big and she says, "oh my!" And she makes me come with her to the counter to get the checkout lady to de-activate the sensor in the thing, even though there was none and everyone was lookin and smiling and prob laughing and shit. haha oh well. I started laughing later on the ride

YodaCon · 10-21-2007, 09:52 AM

You should have asked her what she was doing later on when she got off.

You never know you could have got something going.lol

old chicks are cool

Crazy D · 10-21-2007, 10:16 AM

Spend the extra dollar and buy your zig-zags and rubbers at 7-11 .

50Outlaw · 10-21-2007, 11:52 AM

shit.... fuck it, i woulda walked around waving them over my head... it ment you were gettin ass!!! i know i dont give a fuck when i go buy them

LEASNIT · 10-21-2007, 01:00 PM

Whats a condom?

Z-UNIT · 10-21-2007, 02:55 PM

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Originally Posted by LEASNIT

Whats a condom?

something ur father shud have used

colter28 · 10-21-2007, 04:34 PM

thats some funny shit right there...lol

kah707 · 10-21-2007, 05:12 PM

they dont make condoms for my size...im a real big prick

LEASNIT · 10-21-2007, 09:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Z-UNIT

something ur father shud have used

I said the same thing...

Wowtah · 10-22-2007, 01:36 PM

HAHA!!! That's funny shit. I got busted a couple weeks ago in walmart at the check out buying condoms. This chick i WAS railin on saw me at the register and came up to say hi. Well..... we did'nt use rubbers cause she was on the pill so when she saw em sittin there she flipped! lol! And of course she was with a couple friends so she just had to make a big sceene bout me being a male whore in front of everyone in wally world at 1:00 on a fucking saturday! I had like 30 people laughing there asses off at me! Man did i feel like a douce! After the whole bitch fest when i was walking out some older guy just had to get a jab in and make some comment bout not ever gettin ne love from her ever again! lol.

righthooks · 10-22-2007, 01:40 PM

THose are 2 funny stories...fuck that would suck..hahah

DSC · 10-22-2007, 02:24 PM

www.condomdepot.com buy in bulk and never step foot in a store, oh yeah and quick shipping too

~Lynn~ · 10-22-2007, 03:00 PM

Both of those are funny as hell but what is so embarrassing about buying condoms.... whats the big deal, you're gettin laid damnit!

DSC · 10-22-2007, 03:27 PM

it not so much buyin the condoms, its when soandso's mom or the nice old lady from church see's you doing it!!

DBOUNCE1 · 10-22-2007, 03:51 PM

good story

50Outlaw · 10-22-2007, 05:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Wowtah

HAHA!!! That's funny shit. I got busted a couple weeks ago in walmart at the check out buying condoms. This chick i WAS railin on saw me at the register and came up to say hi. Well..... we did'nt use rubbers cause she was on the pill so when she saw em sittin there she flipped! lol! And of course she was with a couple friends so she just had to make a big sceene bout me being a male whore in front of everyone in wally world at 1:00 on a fucking saturday! I had like 30 people laughing there asses off at me! Man did i feel like a douce! After the whole bitch fest when i was walking out some older guy just had to get a jab in and make some comment bout not ever gettin ne love from her ever again! lol.

haha i would played it off and said they were for a friend who didnt have the balls to come in and buy em

Wowtah · 10-22-2007, 09:46 PM

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Originally Posted by 50Outlaw

haha i would played it off and said they were for a friend who didnt have the balls to come in and buy em

Dude i did'nt even have the time to think of anything! I never even saw her coming! I just felt a slap on my ass and there she was sayin hi. She fucin flipped out! I did'nt even say a damn thing other than "are you done?". I mean what are you suppose to do when you got like 30 or so peeps staring at you listening to that whole shit? I wanted to crawl in a hole and die! The best part of the storie is the chick i was gunna use em on was in the store too shoppin for a present for her neice! good thing i told her to take her time and meet me outside at the bike! lol!

50Outlaw · 10-22-2007, 09:50 PM

haha werd... i know the whole "deer caught in the headlights" feeling

Wowtah · 10-22-2007, 09:55 PM

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Originally Posted by 50Outlaw

haha werd... i know the whole "deer caught in the headlights" feeling

well it's not like i could even defend myself if i wanted to! I just kept lookin around her hopin the chick i was with did'nt c what was goin on! Then i woulda had some real shit to deal with! lol

50Outlaw · 10-22-2007, 10:16 PM

haha, if i was there i totaly woulda pulled out the phone and started recordin

10-21-2007, 08:57 AM	#1
WhtRussian Registered User Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Denver, Colorado, USA Age: Bike: GSXR K2 600cc Gender: Male Posts: 39	Condoms hahaha So I stopped in at the first store I saw on the way to my girls house last night, which was a walmart, to pick up some rubbers. I always just wanna get outta there as fast as possible and get on with it, maybe cause its a family store or some shit, and little kids see you walking around with um and standing in line trying not to act like, IMA GET SOME PUSSY. So I get the economy size and go stright to the checkout, pay, and head for the door. Well there was a group of people going out the door at the same time and some jackass in front of me set off the alarm like he was stealing shit. Of course he just walked off and the greater person looks strate at me cause I got my leathers on and helmet and am trying to get outta there fast. Now this greater person just HAD to be this little old sweet old lady, of course!! She comes up to me and says, "Uh oh, son can I just see what you have in there?" GOD Damn it!!! Yes grandma, here you go. haha. And she looks in and her eyes get all big and she says, "oh my!" And she makes me come with her to the counter to get the checkout lady to de-activate the sensor in the thing, even though there was none and everyone was lookin and smiling and prob laughing and shit. haha oh well. I started laughing later on the ride

10-21-2007, 09:52 AM	#2
YodaCon Registered User Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Yaphank, Long Island Age: 32 Bike: 636 the new shit Gender: Male Posts: 263	Re: Condoms hahaha You should have asked her what she was doing later on when she got off. You never know you could have got something going.lol old chicks are cool

10-21-2007, 10:16 AM	#3
Crazy D I'M A REGISTERED USER !! Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Poplar Grove, IL Age: 36 Bike: Five i think . And some parts Gender: Male Posts: 3,429	Re: Condoms hahaha Spend the extra dollar and buy your zig-zags and rubbers at 7-11 . __________________ "WOW fuck you guys i guarantee you that in at the most a year i'll be able to dominate your stunting game in every aspect ."-RocSteady- 11-18-07

10-21-2007, 11:52 AM	#4
50Outlaw da fiddy bitches!!! Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Austin, Tx Age: 23 Bike: '03 6durty6 Gender: Male Posts: 11,016	Re: Condoms hahaha shit.... fuck it, i woulda walked around waving them over my head... it ment you were gettin ass!!! i know i dont give a fuck when i go buy them

10-21-2007, 01:00 PM	#5
LEASNIT Registered User Join Date: May 2005 Location: The Murda Mitten Age: 27 Bike: 02 Blazer X, Bagged... Backhalfed... 22" Coy C5s... Layin FRAME.. 2007 Cadillac CTS... Blk on Blk Gender: Male Posts: 5,657	Re: Condoms hahaha Whats a condom?

10-21-2007, 04:34 PM	#7
colter28 Registered User Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Orlando FL Age: 19 Bike: 05 Gsxr 750 Gender: Male Posts: 9	Re: Condoms hahaha thats some funny shit right there...lol

10-22-2007, 01:36 PM	#10
Wowtah Registered User Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: New Hartford, N.Y., U.S.A. Age: 27 Bike: 00 sv650 I got a 85 honda atc 200x. Some old ass dirt bike. Gender: Male Posts: 795	Re: Condoms hahaha HAHA!!! That's funny shit. I got busted a couple weeks ago in walmart at the check out buying condoms. This chick i WAS railin on saw me at the register and came up to say hi. Well..... we did'nt use rubbers cause she was on the pill so when she saw em sittin there she flipped! lol! And of course she was with a couple friends so she just had to make a big sceene bout me being a male whore in front of everyone in wally world at 1:00 on a fucking saturday! I had like 30 people laughing there asses off at me! Man did i feel like a douce! After the whole bitch fest when i was walking out some older guy just had to get a jab in and make some comment bout not ever gettin ne love from her ever again! lol.

10-22-2007, 01:40 PM	#11
righthooks Registered User Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Costa Mesa....... BrInGeN cA bAcK Age: 24 Bike: too many r6's.06gsxr Gender: Male Posts: 1,994	Re: Condoms hahaha THose are 2 funny stories...fuck that would suck..hahah __________________ -=DjRiGhThOoKs=-

10-22-2007, 02:24 PM	#12
DSC I Enjoy Posting At StuntLife! Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: pittsboro, nc, usa Age: 25 Bike: minty 05 CBR1000RR, 04 f4i , 06 450r, and a fiddy Gender: Male Posts: 1,830	Re: Condoms hahaha www.condomdepot.com buy in bulk and never step foot in a store, oh yeah and quick shipping too __________________ www.powerstuntworxs.com www.fullthrottleinc.net www.haibikeshop.com www.trianglecycles.com www.hoheydesigns.com

10-22-2007, 03:00 PM	#13
~Lynn~ hide me Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Philly to Phoenix Age: 24 Bike: I love cupcakes! Gender: Female Posts: 2,722	Re: Condoms hahaha Both of those are funny as hell but what is so embarrassing about buying condoms.... whats the big deal, you're gettin laid damnit!

10-22-2007, 03:27 PM	#14
DSC I Enjoy Posting At StuntLife! Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: pittsboro, nc, usa Age: 25 Bike: minty 05 CBR1000RR, 04 f4i , 06 450r, and a fiddy Gender: Male Posts: 1,830	Re: Condoms hahaha it not so much buyin the condoms, its when soandso's mom or the nice old lady from church see's you doing it!! __________________ www.powerstuntworxs.com www.fullthrottleinc.net www.haibikeshop.com www.trianglecycles.com www.hoheydesigns.com

10-22-2007, 03:51 PM	#15
DBOUNCE1 Registered User Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: OMAHA Age: Bike: ONE OF THEM THERE WHATCHA CALLER F4I'S, AND A 125 MOTARD, CRF 50 Gender: Male Posts: 19,755	Re: Condoms hahaha good story __________________ STILL NOT LOVIN POLICE

10-22-2007, 09:50 PM	#18
50Outlaw da fiddy bitches!!! Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Austin, Tx Age: 23 Bike: '03 6durty6 Gender: Male Posts: 11,016	Re: Condoms hahaha haha werd... i know the whole "deer caught in the headlights" feeling

10-22-2007, 10:16 PM	#20
50Outlaw da fiddy bitches!!! Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Austin, Tx Age: 23 Bike: '03 6durty6 Gender: Male Posts: 11,016	Re: Condoms hahaha haha, if i was there i totaly woulda pulled out the phone and started recordin