What are some of the excuses u give when a chick asks for a ride? - Open Forum

Tru Texan · 03-13-2007, 05:49 PM

Ok now lets be honest. All of the chicks that ask for a ride on your bike do not meet the "yeah" or " sure I'll take u" qualifications. So what are some of the excuses you give?

I say things like "my bikes too hot" or " u see this 'R' that means its a race bike so I have to reprogram the comp w/ur weight and specs in order to give you a ride " (of course no big chick wants to give her weight)

bakerboy · 03-13-2007, 05:54 PM

"you know what....I'm about to go home"

"I cant, my chick would get mad if she saw us" LoL if they beleive that

"My rear tire is almost bald and i dont wanna risk it"

"one of my rear pegs is busted"

"my subframe is missing some tabs"

"can I take your friend instead"

..

"my exhaust gets too hot"

MikeM · 03-13-2007, 05:58 PM

here sit on this sharp metal thing

crtchrktrcr · 03-13-2007, 05:58 PM

i'm sorry, i love cock, i don't want a hot chick to straddle me from behind.

old man roger · 03-13-2007, 06:02 PM

i just say no your too fat....lol

Tru Texan · 03-13-2007, 06:20 PM

[quote=bakerboy;2666848[FONT=Times New Roman]][/font]
"you know what....I'm about to go home"

"I cant, my chick would get mad if she saw us" LoL if they beleive that

"My rear tire is almost bald and i dont wanna risk it"

"can I take your friend instead"

"my exhaust gets too hot" [/quote]

I've said those before too...
I've also said :
" I'm married and my wife is crazy!"

Or I'll point to some random super hot chick thats across the way w/some other girls and say "u see her, thats my girl and she wouldn't like that"

"my girl is out here somewhere, there is her car( I'll point to some Beemer, benz or sumtin nice) and I ain't tryin to hear her mouth later..."

"I like to do a lot of tricks and shit...yeah, u might wanna ride w/him (point to somebody who doesn't have their passenger seat on, that way he has an excuse too")

Tru Texan · 03-13-2007, 06:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Farley

I told this fat chick once my rear pegs have a weight limit!

I also told another chick I had a C rated tire which only allows 1 passenger. She asked what tire rating is for 2 passengers... I told her it had to have an E load rating

-nelson · 03-13-2007, 06:31 PM

" I only ride wheelies"

NINER · 03-13-2007, 09:24 PM

No FATTY!

Pimpus Maximus · 03-13-2007, 09:39 PM

Even worse is when a guy asks for a ride...

Best way to not be mean about it is to tell them for insurance reasons. But, usually I just tell a girl I dont like givin people rides. Im payin for me to ride not every skeazer in the county.

-Max.

ptcspotweld · 03-13-2007, 10:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NINER

No FATTY!

+10000000

and that =

aw0n0 · 03-13-2007, 11:19 PM

hhaha, this dude once tried to get on the back of my bike. i just laughed at him...
i generally dont take passengers, unless theyre hotties willing to do wheelies

gixxer_mark · 03-13-2007, 11:21 PM

i just say "sorry honey, if my wife found out she'd take my nuts away and store them in her purse" usually i get the response of "i won't tell" then i have to respond "no... but my buddies are snitches and they'd all like the chance to bang the wife, so i'm not gonna' give them any fuel"

GSWITCH33 · 03-13-2007, 11:26 PM

Better yet do what I do.

Get alot of armor all on your passenger seat and watch them try to get on with out slipping off, b4 you even get out of the parking lot i'll say, "looks like your having a hard time staying on, that cant be safe, sorry next time."

Schooler · 03-13-2007, 11:27 PM

im with old man roger...id tlel the bitch no straight up..and ytell her why

Beto · 03-13-2007, 11:53 PM

I start talking in spanish and usually end up saying "que?"

HECK · 03-14-2007, 01:38 AM

i watched some drunk bitch run out of an suv and jump on this kids bike and when he tried to pull over to tell her to get off she fell over and smashed her face into a curb

justice

GeRiGiXXeR600 · 03-14-2007, 04:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Beto

I start talking in spanish and usually end up saying "que?"

cant stop laughing hahahah i remember a situation during a bikeshow festival here in Spain when 2 girls asked me for a ride. My girlfriend was a lil far away but still close to us so i started speakin in english, tryin to sound like a real englishman bwahahaha the 2 whores looked at each other like WTF! and then they went away

JD · 03-14-2007, 05:08 AM

I just straight up tell em nah.... Im not a fan of riding with a passenger very often, Im real picky about who I have on my bike, if they have rode quite a bit before then maybe... usually im jus like, nah it slows my shit down plus i like being responsible for only my own personal health/well-being while riding lol...

TheRomanSF415x · 03-14-2007, 05:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JD

I just straight up tell em nah.... Im not a fan of riding with a passenger very often, Im real picky about who I have on my bike, if they have rode quite a bit before then maybe... usually im jus like, nah it slows my shit down plus i like being responsible for only my own personal health/well-being while riding lol...

+1

03-13-2007, 05:49 PM	#1
Tru Texan Registered User Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: TEXAS Age: Bike: GSXR 600, 750, 1K Gender: Male Posts: 610	What are some of the excuses u give when a chick asks for a ride? Ok now lets be honest. All of the chicks that ask for a ride on your bike do not meet the "yeah" or " sure I'll take u" qualifications. So what are some of the excuses you give? I say things like "my bikes too hot" or " u see this 'R' that means its a race bike so I have to reprogram the comp w/ur weight and specs in order to give you a ride " (of course no big chick wants to give her weight)

03-13-2007, 05:54 PM	#2
bakerboy Registered User Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: So. Cal. Age: Bike: CUSTOM 02 GSXR 750 & 01 Banshee Gender: Male Posts: 134	Re: What are some of the excuses u give when a chick asks for a ride? "you know what....I'm about to go home" "I cant, my chick would get mad if she saw us" LoL if they beleive that "My rear tire is almost bald and i dont wanna risk it" "one of my rear pegs is busted" "my subframe is missing some tabs" "can I take your friend instead" .. "my exhaust gets too hot"

03-13-2007, 05:58 PM	#3
MikeM Free Nags!!!! Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: LI, NY and I drive in Australia Age: 31 Bike: 2010 Mack Titan Gender: Male Posts: 54,856	Re: What are some of the excuses u give when a chick asks for a ride? here sit on this sharp metal thing

03-13-2007, 05:58 PM	#4
crtchrktrcr B.T.M. Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: scottsdale,az Age: 25 Bike: 01 f4i,01 yz125, bud light Gender: Male Posts: 17,296	Re: What are some of the excuses u give when a chick asks for a ride? i'm sorry, i love cock, i don't want a hot chick to straddle me from behind.

03-13-2007, 06:02 PM	#5
old man roger also known as OMR Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: OMR INDUSTRIES in west palm beach florida Age: Bike: OMR PREPPED 636 Gender: Male Posts: 50,434	Re: What are some of the excuses u give when a chick asks for a ride? i just say no your too fat....lol

03-13-2007, 06:20 PM	#6
Tru Texan Registered User Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: TEXAS Age: Bike: GSXR 600, 750, 1K Gender: Male Posts: 610	Re: What are some of the excuses u give when a chick asks for a ride? [quote=bakerboy;2666848[FONT=Times New Roman]][/font] "you know what....I'm about to go home" "I cant, my chick would get mad if she saw us" LoL if they beleive that "My rear tire is almost bald and i dont wanna risk it" "can I take your friend instead" "my exhaust gets too hot" [/quote] I've said those before too... I've also said : " I'm married and my wife is crazy!" Or I'll point to some random super hot chick thats across the way w/some other girls and say "u see her, thats my girl and she wouldn't like that" "my girl is out here somewhere, there is her car( I'll point to some Beemer, benz or sumtin nice) and I ain't tryin to hear her mouth later..." "I like to do a lot of tricks and shit...yeah, u might wanna ride w/him (point to somebody who doesn't have their passenger seat on, that way he has an excuse too") Last edited by Tru Texan : 03-13-2007 at 06:50 PM.

03-13-2007, 06:31 PM	#8
-nelson Registered User Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Cape Cod ,MA. / temp. working in midwest Age: 32 Bike: 04 636 / 99 zx 9 (www.sickshooter.com) Gender: Male Posts: 1,018	Re: What are some of the excuses u give when a chick asks for a ride? " I only ride wheelies"

03-13-2007, 09:24 PM	#9
NINER MY F4I IS FOR SALE!!!!!!! Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Westland, MI Age: 28 Bike: '01 F4i FOR SALE!!!!,'02 954 '06 DRZ400SM,'03 XR50 mini-motard,87 YZ490 Gender: Male Posts: 33,464	Re: What are some of the excuses u give when a chick asks for a ride? No FATTY! __________________ F4I stunter for sale!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! http://www.stuntlife.com/forums/462-bikes-sale/236108-price-drop-2001-f4i.html

03-13-2007, 09:39 PM	#10
Pimpus Maximus Registered User Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: coatesville, Pa/Shitsville Iraq Age: 19 Bike: 03 cr125, 83 atc200x, 05crf70, 05 metropolitan, 91 vulcan, 07 gix750 Gender: Male Posts: 3,033	Re: What are some of the excuses u give when a chick asks for a ride? Even worse is when a guy asks for a ride... Best way to not be mean about it is to tell them for insurance reasons. But, usually I just tell a girl I dont like givin people rides. Im payin for me to ride not every skeazer in the county. -Max.

03-13-2007, 11:19 PM	#12
aw0n0 Registered User Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: MIAMI FLORIDA Age: 23 Bike: frankenstein 636 and ttr125L Gender: Male Posts: 5,431	Re: What are some of the excuses u give when a chick asks for a ride? hhaha, this dude once tried to get on the back of my bike. i just laughed at him... i generally dont take passengers, unless theyre hotties willing to do wheelies

03-13-2007, 11:21 PM	#13
gixxer_mark Registered User Join Date: May 2003 Location: ankeny, ia Age: 38 Bike: 2k4-1k gixxer Gender: Male Posts: 497	Re: What are some of the excuses u give when a chick asks for a ride? i just say "sorry honey, if my wife found out she'd take my nuts away and store them in her purse" usually i get the response of "i won't tell" then i have to respond "no... but my buddies are snitches and they'd all like the chance to bang the wife, so i'm not gonna' give them any fuel" __________________ a friend will help you move. a really good friend will help you move the body! which one are you?

03-13-2007, 11:26 PM	#14
GSWITCH33 Registered User Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Alexandria, MN Age: 23 Bike: 05 Suzuki GSX-R 750 Gender: Male Posts: 3,582	Re: What are some of the excuses u give when a chick asks for a ride? Better yet do what I do. Get alot of armor all on your passenger seat and watch them try to get on with out slipping off, b4 you even get out of the parking lot i'll say, "looks like your having a hard time staying on, that cant be safe, sorry next time."

03-13-2007, 11:27 PM	#15
Schooler Registered User Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: NewMexico!! Age: Bike: Herpes Gender: Male Posts: 1,652	Re: What are some of the excuses u give when a chick asks for a ride? im with old man roger...id tlel the bitch no straight up..and ytell her why

03-13-2007, 11:53 PM	#16
Beto Mexi-Pimp Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Clanton, AL Age: 19 Bike: 03 636 Gender: Male Posts: 8,257	Re: What are some of the excuses u give when a chick asks for a ride? I start talking in spanish and usually end up saying "que?"

03-14-2007, 01:38 AM	#17
HECK I Chose to No Longer Post Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: . Age: 22 Bike: 2001 R1 chromed out Gender: Male Posts: 555	Re: What are some of the excuses u give when a chick asks for a ride? i watched some drunk bitch run out of an suv and jump on this kids bike and when he tried to pull over to tell her to get off she fell over and smashed her face into a curb justice

03-14-2007, 05:08 AM	#19
JD I Enjoy Posting At StuntLife! Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Tulsa, Oklahoma Age: 25 Bike: 2003 Honda F4i Gender: Male Posts: 2,895	Re: What are some of the excuses u give when a chick asks for a ride? I just straight up tell em nah.... Im not a fan of riding with a passenger very often, Im real picky about who I have on my bike, if they have rode quite a bit before then maybe... usually im jus like, nah it slows my shit down plus i like being responsible for only my own personal health/well-being while riding lol... __________________ http://www.myspace.com/the_jdot

Similar Threads
Thread	Thread Starter	Forum	Replies	Last Post
Whose had a girl that asks..	Ace151Slayer	General Sportbike Discussion	96	10-28-2006 02:52 PM
ATTN: Chick wants motorcycle ride ride	covertwar	Open Forum	23	03-23-2004 01:56 PM
This Chick Wont Let Me Ride	priestlinaz	Open Forum	25	08-02-2003 05:44 PM
Dan Jacksons Wallpaper(i will do anyones who asks)	Caliboyzstunna	Stunt Discussion	3	11-12-2002 07:26 PM
10/11 ride...no excuses?	Bluto	Detroit Street Ryders	3	10-11-2002 08:56 PM