What are some of the excuses u give when a chick asks for a ride?

[showtyme]

Originally Posted by Erik

Damn, I guess I was one of those guys that didn't care too much. Hell one night the group I was with picked up about 20 sorority chicks.

Showtyme, you ever go up to Lafayette? I was at Purdue til May 04' Still have friends there, just haven't ridden there in a few years.

Ya I rode up there a few times last year. I'll be up there more this year.

[Tru Texan]

Originally Posted by stunt127

QFT :YEAH

QFT =????

[*G*]

Originally Posted by NINER

We don't need those, we have a bike.

ha thats the funniest shit iv heard all day

[Lotensin22]

I ride with my solo seat. Only lady I take on the back is my woman, and she's actually a good enough woman that I have no urge to plop some other chick on the back...or front...of anything. Plus...my girl likes wheelies and high speeds...and rode before I met her. I seriously barely feel her on the back, she leans perfectly.

I tell chicks random stuff, usually the truth, i.e., "have woman, no thanks," but sometimes I'm bored. Then it can range from, "I'm on my way to work," at 4 a.m., to, "Ok, but I only go 140. Even in neighbothoods. For me...the speed is the juice..." and then stare off into space. That usually works great, lol.

And to the guy that asked about fat chicks trying to get on stories... Got one.

In Arizona, there's a street, Mill Avenue, where the college people hang out. I was on that street, and some drunk, fat, ugly chick in a red short dress comes running up and tries to hop on. She surprised me, and since she was heavy we all leaned to the right...and she slid right off. Hilarious. She hops on from the left, slides right off the right.

[MidnightBusa]

"is that the icecream truck?" *peel off*