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Old 03-16-2007, 11:26 AM   #61
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Re: What are some of the excuses u give when a chick asks for a ride?
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What i do is get the fat chick on the bike and take off a good few hundred feet, then hit the kill switch and stop the bike. look back at the girl and say "my bike just died, you better jump off a min" then when she's off, start the bike up and pin it back to your buddy's and park up and watch the fat b1tch walk her ass back while everyone is laughing.
and on a plus side, she's losing weight at the same time
That's just pointlessly MEANNNNN.

For all the superficialness i've read, u guys better have something to back it up with, like tall, lean chizzled bodies with perfect smiles, a great face, a tight butt and hard muscles. Right?
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Old 03-16-2007, 11:33 AM   #62
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That's just pointlessly MEANNNNN.

For all the superficialness i've read, u guys better have something to back it up with, like tall, lean chizzled bodies with perfect smiles, a great face, a tight butt and hard muscles. Right?
We don't need those, we have a bike.
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Old 03-16-2007, 11:37 AM   #63
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We don't need those, we have a bike.
sure...the bike makes ur penis bigger right?
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Old 03-16-2007, 11:49 AM   #64
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sure...the bike makes ur penis bigger right?
Yes. And makes me 20% better looking.
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Old 03-16-2007, 12:34 PM   #65
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Re: What are some of the excuses u give when a chick asks for a ride?
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sure...the bike makes ur penis bigger right?
I dont need a bigger penis, i have too many complaints of hittin the cervix allready
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Old 03-16-2007, 12:50 PM   #66
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I dont need a bigger penis, i have too many complaints of hittin the cervix allready
You too? Welcome to my world!
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We don't need those, we have a bike.
haha touche
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Re: What are some of the excuses u give when a chick asks for a ride?
Anyone that would want to get with you just because you have a bike probably isn't worth banging.
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Anyone that would want to get with you just because you have a bike probably isn't worth banging.
Worth banging, just not worth dating. See with guys, we'll bang girls we wouldn't date.
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Old 03-16-2007, 02:38 PM   #70
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Worth banging, just not worth dating. See with guys, we'll bang girls we wouldn't date.
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Old 03-16-2007, 03:34 PM   #71
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Worth banging, just not worth dating. See with guys, we'll bang girls we wouldn't date.


Your damn right we will.
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Old 03-16-2007, 11:49 PM   #72
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Re: What are some of the excuses u give when a chick asks for a ride?
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That's just pointlessly MEANNNNN.

For all the superficialness i've read, u guys better have something to back it up with, like tall, lean chizzled bodies with perfect smiles, a great face, a tight butt and hard muscles. Right?
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sure...the bike makes ur penis bigger right?

LOL! I know, right? I love you girl.
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Old 03-17-2007, 01:50 AM   #73
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Btw, how far are you from the Pine Barrens. I think me and some of my boys are gunna hit it up on the dirt sickles this spring.

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Pine barrens up in NY? Anyways if you are DO NOT go you will be leaving with no bike. They had a article in the news paper about ppl getting there shit taken.
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Damn, I guess I was one of those guys that didn't care too much. Hell one night the group I was with picked up about 20 sorority chicks.

Showtyme, you ever go up to Lafayette? I was at Purdue til May 04' Still have friends there, just haven't ridden there in a few years.
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LOL! I know, right? I love you girl.
i love uuuuu tooo!!!!
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^^^^ahhhh, thats so cute
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Worth banging, just not worth dating. See with guys, we'll bang girls we wouldn't date.

+10000
why date 'em when u could just bang 'em
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Must be nice to be a guys sometimes. :p
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Must be nice to be a guys sometimes. :p
Not really, guys have to work at getting laid while girls just have to say "I wanna fuck" and its on
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Not really, guys have to work at getting laid while girls just have to say "I wanna fuck" and its on



It's easy for girls to be whores. Men have to really work at sometimes.

That's why when guys get laid alot they brag about it. It's much more of an accomplishment for us.
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