What are some of the excuses u give when a chick asks for a ride?

[Dirty Jerzey Alie]

Originally Posted by DENIRO600

What about guys who ride on back with chicks? I have seen it in the Nati before! Dude said his bike was in the shop. My ass! Never ever ride bitch with a bitch!

Sounds like someone was jealous.

[Tru Texan]

Originally Posted by Dirty Jerzey Alie

That's cool that you let a chick drive for a little! Who knows maybe that chick rides her own now.

Well, the main chick I used to do that w/, we ended up being together for like 4 yrs. I had took all the fairings off of my 6 and taught her how to ride it a lil bit too. I would even pull out the 4wheeler and all that. At one point I almost bought a ninja250, and this dirtbike just for her to play around on, and so I could have some fun too. We were real cool when it came to the bikes, I would walk it w/her on the back and everything, we would go to stuntshows, we were great! Then everything went to shit. So me being me, I asked her if she had a good pair of boots at home. She asked me y and I told her that she was gonna need them b/c she needs to KICK ROCKS!!!!! Saw her for the first time a week ago, of course I was on the bike and she asked me to take her riding...And I was like "tell u what, when me and my boys finish riding around I'll take u for a ride, just me and u, so just keep ur phone close by and I'll call u later". I still haven't called...sorry babe but all of ur privileges have been provoked!!!!!

[DENIRO600]

Originally Posted by Dirty Jerzey Alie

Sounds like someone was jealous.

No! I don't even like driving in cars with girls driving! Bitches is crazy!

[dizzie56]

girls are horrible drivers when it comes to cars. my ex used to brake check like a mother fucker while on the interstate doin like 80. thats just stupid. and showtyme, its just fat chicks that we are tellin to fuck off, hotties are welcome

[showtyme]

Originally Posted by 929NUT

i like to pull into the spot all wobblely...then forget to put my side stand down, and almost drop the bike...most of the girls in the area tend to float towards the other guys.....

if that don't work, i just tell them....NO!

That runs them all off, even the hot ones. If you ride around with a solo seat or your seat off then that wards off the hotties too.

[Dirty Jerzey Alie]

Originally Posted by DENIRO600

No! I don't even like driving in cars with girls driving! Bitches is crazy!

Ugh, not all "bitches is crazy"-- maybe just the one's you meet and attract.

[*G*]

ha ha Iv used the "my tire is only rated for one person!" fuggin hilarious to see the look on there face

[Pimpus Maximus]

Originally Posted by Dirty Jerzey Alie

Ugh, not all "bitches is crazy"-- maybe just the one's you meet and attract.

No, all 'bitches is crazy.' Most guys dont admit their assholes (but girls say all guys are assholes) so of course your not gunna admit you're all crazy.

If you can prove to me otherwise, I think your just a bridge away from me.

-Max.

[Pimpus Maximus]

Btw, how far are you from the Pine Barrens. I think me and some of my boys are gunna hit it up on the dirt sickles this spring.

-Max.

[bikerboy]

Originally Posted by Pimpus Maximus

Even worse is when a guy asks for a ride...

Best way to not be mean about it is to tell them for insurance reasons. But, usually I just tell a girl I dont like givin people rides. Im payin for me to ride not every skeazer in the county.

-Max.

I am suprised no one has brought this up.

Man, I was finished doing my 3hr lab working in Physics Dept and I was leaving. A chinese guy, from china as he's a foreign student, and he says
"can you ride me on bike to home?"

I did it, felt bad for him. He's done so much for my labs and helped me so much I really owed him. Plus I drank all of his beer one night when he was showing me formulas and such. He made me laugh my ass off. he said "Wow, China pee-pow cannot drink beer like you. Do you feel like, whaa whaaa, on dee floor?" I laughed and told him, " dude, you should stop offering me more beer. I'll kill your whole fridge...."

He said " No, don't whaa whaa on da floor but you free to drink all if you want. Very interesting as you not like chinese a-people. You not get sick"

I had to tell him once there, " hey man, in America, 2 guys on a bike are gay. "

He asks what is this gay. He's heard of the words before.

I explain as best I could with hand gestures and little words of 2 men screwing around.

He gave this puzzled look like " That not gay. China pee-pow ride man and woman and no one think gay. "

I assured him here, it is considered a little weird. No guy wants another mans stuff on him when he brakes.

But what I did notice which I felt better about it was he never touched me. He'd grab on the passenger bars and sit way back. It was just weird. But it was 12:45am and he had to walk 2miles and I owed him for helping me finish my lab and he asked for nothing in return.

Yea, never again. I have been asked by Americans and tell them no. That's not too cool having your shit on me.

They usually understand.

But I have SEEN people riding with 2 dudes and just is funny as it is weird.

The dude on the back is trying to look cool and macho but looks as fruity as they come.

Not only that, oklahoma has no helmet law. So you see 2 dudes, with no helmet riding around getting to class or whatever.

rarely see this but everynow and then you see the dude duo's zippin around...

[DBOUNCE1]

guy want's another mans stuff on him when he brakes hahahah

[Hinks]

Most of the time my bike is all rashed up so, just ask did you actually look at my bike? because i always crash i'm not a good rider specially with a passenger the last one i took out we crashed and I crashed twice already today by my self.

[*G*]

i had to double once when my bike broke down......... hope fully it will never happen again

[showtyme]

Originally Posted by bikerboy

I am suprised no one has brought this up.

Man, I was finished doing my 3hr lab working in Physics Dept and I was leaving. A chinese guy, from china as he's a foreign student, and he says
"can you ride me on bike to home?"

I did it, felt bad for him. He's done so much for my labs and helped me so much I really owed him. Plus I drank all of his beer one night when he was showing me formulas and such. He made me laugh my ass off. he said "Wow, China pee-pow cannot drink beer like you. Do you feel like, whaa whaaa, on dee floor?" I laughed and told him, " dude, you should stop offering me more beer. I'll kill your whole fridge...."

He said " No, don't whaa whaa on da floor but you free to drink all if you want. Very interesting as you not like chinese a-people. You not get sick"

I had to tell him once there, " hey man, in America, 2 guys on a bike are gay. "

He asks what is this gay. He's heard of the words before.

I explain as best I could with hand gestures and little words of 2 men screwing around.

He gave this puzzled look like " That not gay. China pee-pow ride man and woman and no one think gay. "

I assured him here, it is considered a little weird. No guy wants another mans stuff on him when he brakes.

But what I did notice which I felt better about it was he never touched me. He'd grab on the passenger bars and sit way back. It was just weird. But it was 12:45am and he had to walk 2miles and I owed him for helping me finish my lab and he asked for nothing in return.

Yea, never again. I have been asked by Americans and tell them no. That's not too cool having your shit on me.

They usually understand.

But I have SEEN people riding with 2 dudes and just is funny as it is weird.

The dude on the back is trying to look cool and macho but looks as fruity as they come.

Not only that, oklahoma has no helmet law. So you see 2 dudes, with no helmet riding around getting to class or whatever.

rarely see this but everynow and then you see the dude duo's zippin around...

I wanna hear more China man stories. He sounds funny.

[Tru Texan]

Ok ok, I confess. I had to double up once before too. But I was smart about it. We took all the back roads and I sat backwards on the bike and just held onto the lil net/strap thingy. I looked like I was mounting up to bullride b/c my hands were like right under my nuts....So me and my boy were back to back w/a big gap of air and seat between us. He was so close to the tank I think he got it pregnant and I was so close to the edge of the tail that my feet were just dangling off to the sides...But that was ONLY b/c one of the bikes broke down....

[Dirty Jerzey Alie]

Originally Posted by Pimpus Maximus

No, all 'bitches is crazy.' Most guys dont admit their assholes (but girls say all guys are assholes) so of course your not gunna admit you're all crazy.

If you can prove to me otherwise, I think your just a bridge away from me.

-Max.

LOL...gee, if I went over to u, just to prove myself...well then... I'd definitely be crazy. Don't you think?

Why not hook some electric shocking device to the passenger seat and shock 1off all the oogly B-dubs?

[-Ludo]

What i do is get the fat chick on the bike and take off a good few hundred feet, then hit the kill switch and stop the bike. look back at the girl and say "my bike just died, you better jump off a min" then when she's off, start the bike up and pin it back to your buddy's and park up and watch the fat b1tch walk her ass back while everyone is laughing.
and on a plus side, she's losing weight at the same time

[showtyme]

Originally Posted by -Ludo

What i do is get the fat chick on the bike and take off a good few hundred feet, then hit the kill switch and stop the bike. look back at the girl and say "my bike just died, you better jump off a min" then when she's off, start the bike up and pin it back to your buddy's and park up and watch the fat b1tch walk her ass back while everyone is laughing.
and on a plus side, she's losing weight at the same time

I would die if i saw someone do that. Awesome.:YEAH

[stunt127]

Originally Posted by *G*

i had to double once when my bike broke down......... hope fully it will never happen again

Happened to me aswell.

[dustin7s]

a little off topic but the other weekend at the db track this guy was trying to teach his son(like 5 years old) how to ride and when the kid would get up on the seat his dad dumped the clutch and the kid would slam down on his back. guy did it like 8 times and his kid was balling.