What are some of the excuses u give when a chick asks for a ride? - Page 2 - Open Forum

Vetter · 03-14-2007, 05:42 AM

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Originally Posted by Tru Texan

Ok now lets be honest. All of the chicks that ask for a ride on your bike do not meet the "yeah" or " sure I'll take u" qualifications. So what are some of the excuses you give?

I say things like "my bikes too hot" or " u see this 'R' that means its a race bike so I have to reprogram the comp w/ur weight and specs in order to give you a ride " (of course no big chick wants to give her weight)

bitch you think this thing can wheelie right with fat mcdonalds eating ass on it?

AHAHAHAHAHHA

Valeska · 03-14-2007, 06:00 AM

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Originally Posted by Mr. Farley

I told this fat chick once my rear pegs have a weight limit!

I also told another chick I had a C rated tire which only allows 1 passenger. She asked what tire rating is for 2 passengers... I told her it had to have an E load rating

Shoulda said B Dub rating.
Then watch her go up to the next bike & try to sound savvy.. "So, this bike have a B Dub load rating? Wanna gimme a ride?" hehehehe

Honestly guys, just whip it back at em.
"Can I have a ride on your bike?"
"Can I have a ride on you?"

Win win.

Ok ok I know the problem here was fugly chicks. So if you end up with a willing & fugly HOE, just bang her but tell her she has to keep the helmet on. If she's head to toe fugly, she's gotta give you a reach around while riding so you don't even have to look at her.

Vetter · 03-14-2007, 06:01 AM

wow

valeska you are fucking cool!

DLISH · 03-14-2007, 06:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tru Texan

Ok now lets be honest. All of the chicks that ask for a ride on your bike do not meet the "yeah" or " sure I'll take u" qualifications. So what are some of the excuses you give?

I say things like "my bikes too hot" or " u see this 'R' that means its a race bike so I have to reprogram the comp w/ur weight and specs in order to give you a ride " (of course no big chick wants to give her weight)

I leave my back seat off

Valeska · 03-14-2007, 09:01 AM

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Originally Posted by Vetter

wow

valeska you are fucking cool!

:grin & blush: well thank you dear!

MikeM · 03-14-2007, 10:29 AM

Ok how bout some stories about fat bitches tryin to get on the back..

PLAYA-P · 03-14-2007, 10:44 AM

wheeling with a big girl is real easy coming down is real bad..balls meet tank OUCH!!

Dirty Jerzey Alie · 03-14-2007, 11:05 AM

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Originally Posted by -nelson

" I only ride wheelies"

i'd be like....AWEEESOME! ME TOO...

Dirty Jerzey Alie · 03-14-2007, 11:17 AM

If I had that problem, I'd charge 10 bucks a ride...

gosh, it'd be sweet to have a passenger every now and then, i never had one, guys don't like riding bitch to a chick and no chix approach me

dizzie56 · 03-14-2007, 11:36 AM

I tend to just open up the throttle and take off leavin them with that WTF face on. THey also tend to throw up their fatty sausage like middle finger at me but it dont bother me, they are chunky.

006LODBKNY · 03-14-2007, 11:39 AM

I tell her that I only ride one bitch, and Im on her right now!!

Tall_Dallas · 03-14-2007, 12:09 PM

Mine was simple...
"It's not my back seat... it's my wife's. but, here. let me call my wife and you can ask her if you can ride with me.

usually gets the dirty look and a walk off.

Tru Texan · 03-14-2007, 01:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Dirty Jerzey Alie

If I had that problem, I'd charge 10 bucks a ride...

gosh, it'd be sweet to have a passenger every now and then, i never had one, guys don't like riding bitch to a chick and no chix approach me

I know a chick that gives chicks rides? Hell, she's worse than me, everytime I see her w/a chick on the back she is guaranteed to be hot...2 hot chicks on one bike is SUHWEET!!!

Now I remember when a time or two I would take a chick to a parking lot and put her in front of me and let her steer a lil bit. My arms are long enough to reach from the passenger seat so it was ok, but the lot was EMPTY so no one saw me and I didn't lose any cool points.

Hey, that reminds me of this other guy I know. He's a scrub, but his girl bought a bike b/c she wanted to learn to ride. He didn't have one so he rode hers. One night while we were all out riding, we stop at a light and I see him switching seats w/her, so he becomes the passenger and she's now the driver. That was the weirdest thing I had seen, but not half as bad or gay as 2 guys on a bike...Thats just

Tru Texan · 03-14-2007, 01:43 PM

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Originally Posted by DLish

I leave my back seat off

I don't, I keep it on just in case Im asked by a bad ass chick..I'll put her on the back w/the quickness !

DENIRO600 · 03-14-2007, 02:11 PM

What about guys who ride on back with chicks? I have seen it in the Nati before! Dude said his bike was in the shop. My ass! Never ever ride bitch with a bitch!

929NUT · 03-14-2007, 02:44 PM

i like to pull into the spot all wobblely...then forget to put my side stand down, and almost drop the bike...most of the girls in the area tend to float towards the other guys.....

if that don't work, i just tell them....NO!

showtyme · 03-14-2007, 02:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Valeska

Shoulda said B Dub rating.
Then watch her go up to the next bike & try to sound savvy.. "So, this bike have a B Dub load rating? Wanna gimme a ride?" hehehehe

Honestly guys, just whip it back at em.
"Can I have a ride on your bike?"
"Can I have a ride on you?"

Win win.

Ok ok I know the problem here was fugly chicks. So if you end up with a willing & fugly HOE, just bang her but tell her she has to keep the helmet on. If she's head to toe fugly, she's gotta give you a reach around while riding so you don't even have to look at her.

That's awesome. Valeska rules.:YEAH

Cathi · 03-14-2007, 03:01 PM

i heard some ugly ass chick in a mini skirt and high heals ask a guy if she could ride with him, and he said:
"only if you know how to change brake light fluid"...
and she said
"i could learn to do that"

i could NOT stop laughing ... what a moron

Dirty Jerzey Alie · 03-14-2007, 03:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tru Texan

I know a chick that gives chicks rides? Hell, she's worse than me, everytime I see her w/a chick on the back she is guaranteed to be hot...2 hot chicks on one bike is SUHWEET!!!

Now I remember when a time or two I would take a chick to a parking lot and put her in front of me and let her steer a lil bit. My arms are long enough to reach from the passenger seat so it was ok, but the lot was EMPTY so no one saw me and I didn't lose any cool points.

Hey, that reminds me of this other guy I know. He's a scrub, but his girl bought a bike b/c she wanted to learn to ride. He didn't have one so he rode hers. One night while we were all out riding, we stop at a light and I see him switching seats w/her, so he becomes the passenger and she's now the driver. That was the weirdest thing I had seen, but not half as bad or gay as 2 guys on a bike...Thats just

That's cool that you let a chick drive for a little! Who knows maybe that chick rides her own now.

showtyme · 03-14-2007, 03:03 PM

Why are some of you guys completely against given rides? Even to hotties?

03-14-2007, 06:01 AM	#23
Vetter Registered User Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: NE INDIANA Age: 23 Bike: f4i was stolen. no i got a turd 636 Gender: Male Posts: 5,720	Re: What are some of the excuses u give when a chick asks for a ride? wow valeska you are fucking cool!

03-14-2007, 10:29 AM	#26
MikeM Free Nags!!!! Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: LI, NY and I drive in Australia Age: 31 Bike: 2010 Mack Titan Gender: Male Posts: 54,856	Re: What are some of the excuses u give when a chick asks for a ride? Ok how bout some stories about fat bitches tryin to get on the back.. __________________ Fuckin SKANKS!!

03-14-2007, 10:44 AM	#27
PLAYA-P Registered User Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: border Age: 28 Bike: 02 F4i Gender: Male Posts: 2,651	Re: What are some of the excuses u give when a chick asks for a ride? wheeling with a big girl is real easy coming down is real bad..balls meet tank OUCH!!

03-14-2007, 11:17 AM	#29
Dirty Jerzey Alie Registered User Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: USA Age: Bike: 07 zx6, 04 F4i, xr50 Gender: Female Posts: 6,466	Re: What are some of the excuses u give when a chick asks for a ride? If I had that problem, I'd charge 10 bucks a ride... gosh, it'd be sweet to have a passenger every now and then, i never had one, guys don't like riding bitch to a chick and no chix approach me

03-14-2007, 11:36 AM	#30
dizzie56 Registered User Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Clearwater Age: 26 Bike: somethin that doesnt start....ever Gender: Male Posts: 2,130	Re: What are some of the excuses u give when a chick asks for a ride? I tend to just open up the throttle and take off leavin them with that WTF face on. THey also tend to throw up their fatty sausage like middle finger at me but it dont bother me, they are chunky.

03-14-2007, 11:39 AM	#31
006LODBKNY Registered User Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: BROOKLYN, NEW YORK Age: 31 Bike: 06 636 L.E. Gender: Male Posts: 1,115	Re: What are some of the excuses u give when a chick asks for a ride? I tell her that I only ride one bitch, and Im on her right now!!

03-14-2007, 12:09 PM	#32
Tall_Dallas Tall Enuf 2 Ride NEthing Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Dallas, TX. Age: 30 Bike: '04 CBR 1000 RR Gender: Male Posts: 781	Re: What are some of the excuses u give when a chick asks for a ride? Mine was simple... "It's not my back seat... it's my wife's. but, here. let me call my wife and you can ask her if you can ride with me. usually gets the dirty look and a walk off. __________________ It's not you... I look down on everyone.

03-14-2007, 02:11 PM	#35
DENIRO600 Aww sitt! Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: CINCINNATI Age: 33 Bike: 2008 R6, 2004 CRF FIDDY Gender: Male Posts: 1,050	Re: What are some of the excuses u give when a chick asks for a ride? What about guys who ride on back with chicks? I have seen it in the Nati before! Dude said his bike was in the shop. My ass! Never ever ride bitch with a bitch!

03-14-2007, 02:44 PM	#36
929NUT Regular StuntLifer Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: aurora, ill Age: Bike: one that has 2 wheels Gender: Male Posts: 999	Re: What are some of the excuses u give when a chick asks for a ride? i like to pull into the spot all wobblely...then forget to put my side stand down, and almost drop the bike...most of the girls in the area tend to float towards the other guys..... if that don't work, i just tell them....NO!

03-14-2007, 03:01 PM	#38
Cathi I Enjoy Posting At StuntLife! Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Fort Worth, TX Age: 33 Bike: 88cc CRF50 & 04 Polaris 250 quad Gender: Female Posts: 4,238	Re: What are some of the excuses u give when a chick asks for a ride? i heard some ugly ass chick in a mini skirt and high heals ask a guy if she could ride with him, and he said: "only if you know how to change brake light fluid"... and she said "i could learn to do that" i could NOT stop laughing ... what a moron __________________ fiddy style :YEAH

03-14-2007, 03:03 PM	#40
showtyme Registered User Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: C-Ville, IN Age: 26 Bike: 04 gixxer sixxer Gender: Male Posts: 1,223	Re: What are some of the excuses u give when a chick asks for a ride? Why are some of you guys completely against given rides? Even to hotties?

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