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Old 02-10-2005, 09:02 PM   #1
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White Racist Jokes...Dont look if you're offended easily...

NOTE: Dont look any farther than this if you're 1: French, 2: Offended easily, 3: A pus.sy



Does anyone know any good white people jokes? I know of Polish, Black, Mexican, Jewish, but NO WHITE JOKES...common someone has to have some...anyone?
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Re: White Racist Jokes...Dont look if you're offended easily...

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Does anyone know any good white people jokes? I know of Polish, Black, Mexican, Jewish, but NO WHITE JOKES...common someone has to have some...anyone?

I guess all the joke writers must be white.



dammit! And I was hoping for some good material.
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Re: White Racist Jokes...Dont look if you're offended easily...

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I guess all the joke writers must be white.



dammit! And I was hoping for some good material.
I know...they all must be white, I was really expecting some good funny **** I can tell at school and be funny and popular like all the other kids...but no...
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Re: White Racist Jokes...Dont look if you're offended easily...

What's white and fourteen inches long?
Absolutely nothing!

What do you call 500,000 white guys jumping out of a plane?
Snow.

What do you call a bunch of Crackers in a circle?
A Dope Ring!

What do you call 300 white men chasing a black man?
The PGA tour.

Why do so many white people get lost skiing?
It's hard to find them in the snow.

What did they white guy do before his blood test?
He studied.

How long does it take for a white women to take a crap???
9 months

What's the difference between a white man and a snake?
One is a evil, cold-blooded, venomous, slimy creature of Satan, and the other is a snake.

How many white men does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
One, white men will screw anything.

What's the flattest surface to iron your jeans on?
A white girl's ***!

What did the black guy do with his M&Ms?
Eat them What did they white guy try and do with his?
Put them in alphabetical order

What did a cracker see when he looked at his family tree?
A straight line!

A cracker girl came up to her dad who was sitting in a beaten up armchair. "Pa, kin ah borrow the truck to-nahgt?" she asked. Her dad looked up to her and said, "Darlin', yew know what yew haf t'do if'n yew wants to borrer th' truck." "But Pa! Ah haf t'go naow!" the cracker girl cried. Her daddy stood up and unzipped his pants. "Yew know perfectly well what yew haf t'do. On yer knees, *****!" The cracker wench complied and started sucking her dad's ****. After a few seconds she stopped in disgust and looked up to her dad. "Gee Pa, yore **** shore tastes like ****!" Her dad slapped his forhead and said, "Dammit, Ah forgot! Ah already loaned the truck to yer brother just a few minutes ago!"

What does a white woman make for dinner?
Reservations

What does a white woman and a tampon have in common? They're both stuck up ****s.

How did the West Virginian mom know when her daughter was on the rag?
Her son's **** tasted funny.

What do West Virginian's do on Halloween?
Pump-kin.

What do you call a White man with a sheep under each arm?
A Pimp.

What do you call the moisture between two white people having sex?
Relative Humidity.

Jim Cracker is WHITE!!
How white is he?
He's so white, during the L.A riots, he went out and bought a TV.

What do u call a caption wafer in the toilet?
A soft azz cracker

How many white girls does it take to screw in a light?
None, white girls can't screw
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Re: White Racist Jokes...Dont look if you're offended easily...

im offended by that
haha..funny ****..
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Re: White Racist Jokes...Dont look if you're offended easily...

there were like two, maybe three that were funny, the rest were retarded...I like the one with the PGA tour...and other's I've heard before cause they are black or mexica jokes....but still good ****...anyone else...
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Re: White Racist Jokes...Dont look if you're offended easily...

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Re: White Racist Jokes...Dont look if you're offended easily...

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I guess all the joke writers must be white.



dammit! And I was hoping for some good material.

pretty much...

I asked others about this. A professor said that basically the ones who said something of the sort would be proscuted by murder, beating, scare tactics, etc if they did. So most never made things up as they feared retaliation from the abuse, and worse murder... So you just refrained as someone might kill you.... Today its different, but still storng. Things tend to pass from generation to generation, from the Alsakan eskimos, African cultures, Asiatic cultures etcl...

Sad but true....
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pretty much...

I asked others about this. A professor said that basically the ones who said something of the sort would be proscuted by murder, beating, scare tactics, etc if they did. So most never made things up as they feared retaliation from the abuse, and worse murder... So you just refrained as someone might kill you.... Today its different, but still storng. Things tend to pass from generation to generation, from the Alsakan eskimos, African cultures, Asiatic cultures etcl...

Sad but true....

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i HATE THIS 5 MINUTE LIMIT. HOW FRIGGEN GAY. 5 MINUTES? DAMN IT..... Let me repost it , as what Id like after retyping it and editing...




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I guess all the joke writers must be white.



dammit! And I was hoping for some good material.

pretty much...

I asked others about this. A professor said that basically the ones who said something of the sort would be proscuted by murder, beating, scare tactics, etc if they did. So most never made things up as they feared retaliation from the abuse, and worse murder... So you just refrained as someone might kill you.... Today its different, but still storng. Things tend to pass from generation to generation, from the Alsakan eskimos, African cultures, Asiatic cultures etc passed as things of nature, living with nature and not killing it for no purpose, etc...

Sad but true as the white culture has history thoughout time for being aggresive even when others tried to help them. Not all but many.

Whether it be time era or whatever. Hell, 50 yrs ago, the USA was just as bad as the Iraqi culture in terms of torture. But not for religious or whatever, bt for sheeer enjoyment..........and that's just wrong..

I say we all should get used to eachother or some other country will make us preach new views as they fear wrath from other countries.


Americans need to come as one insteasd of the divisions. No other country has such racism.... SO friggen stupid. Look at how powerful the nation would be if we didn't have moros and folks trying to help. Everyone help everyone
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Re: White Racist Jokes...Dont look if you're offended easily...

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I guess all the joke writers must be white.

dammit! And I was hoping for some good material.
Thats what Im thinkin too. I thought up some white jokes, but they werent really funny


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What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys.


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Re: White Racist Jokes...Dont look if you're offended easily...

Aight. Im sorry to tell you but none of them jokes were offensive. That was pathetic.











P.S. the writers of racist jokes are white cause they know how to spell. Any more questions?
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Aight. Im sorry to tell you but none of them jokes were offensive. That was pathetic.

P.S. the writers of racist jokes are white cause they know how to spell. Any more questions?
Out of all the things to post about for your 1st post and you decide to dig up a thread from 2005 and make a retarded crack at it?
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i hate it when ppl do this.
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