Stupid Bitches

Kelm · 08-16-2007, 09:19 PM

I gave this chic a ride I met at Starbucks and she gets on.... I give her a helmet and I ask if her if she's ready then start to go. Apparently she's not holding on at all and she just slips right off at 5mph.... fucking stupid bitch.

She's fine to me and walking, etc she had a cut on her ankle that's it. Listen to this mother fucking bullshit.....

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Samantha
Date: Aug 16, 2007 7:36 PM
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Subject: Accident
Body: So, I've got a twisted knee with fluid around my knee cap. I've got really bad road rash on my ankle. I went to the er and had ex rays and a tetnus shot. So you know I am holding you partially responsible for this and I intend on holding you accountable. Don't call me because I will say things that are inappropriate at this time. Instead I will contact you myself with any further information I feel is related to this matter.

Samantha

Advice? I'm not gonna pay for shit.... really bad road rash? we were going 5mph! You ACCEPT the risk when you get on with me.... we're in a god damn parking lot, prove to me that your knees wern't already messed before you got on the back cause I know she already told me that her knees were messed up.

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__sam__ · 08-16-2007, 09:20 PM

better get a frickin' lawyer dude!!!

and pull off any stunt parts
and make that thing look minty
i'm sure she will be contacting an ambulance chaser, if someone at the er didn't already drop her name to one. lawyers are tricky dude, i bet many a er desk clerk is in their pocket

12urMOM · 08-16-2007, 09:25 PM

fuck that bitch....lol, sounds like a bike whore to me anyways

MikeTeamChaos · 08-16-2007, 09:27 PM

she cant do shit.. how can she prove U even have her a ride?

Josh Faught · 08-16-2007, 09:27 PM

She is just looking for a quick dolla is all it is better line up a attorney asap

y2kmk · 08-16-2007, 09:28 PM

You're not responsible for shit dude! Fuck her! lock your shit and delete her ass and just lay low for a minute... lawyers are shady as fuck (my family has a bunch) and they'll travel all venues available looking for shit to discredit you. (ie pics of you stunting, etc)

ps tell that slut stuntlife says go fuck herself :YEAH

Paul · 08-16-2007, 09:29 PM

God damn you did it again!Did you wheelie this one off to?

Kelm · 08-16-2007, 09:30 PM

Well I told her since she has insurance, I'm not paying for shit. So now she's taking me to court, maybe I'm inmature but seriously you fell off in a private parking lot at less than 5mph and landed on your ass then told me. "Well that kinda hurts.... laughing" and a week later I get a random ass message.

Here's the convo I just had with her...

[quote]Samantha (8:20:24 PM): Hey, I don't have your number anymore and don't make contact with me anymore. I won't be paying your medical bills though, sorry.

Auto Response from Samantha (8:20:25 PM): Your IM has been sent to my mobile device. When I receive it, I will be able to reply. Thanks for your IM! Want your IMs forwarded to your phone? Click here

Samantha (8:21:12 PM): Ok. I'll be taking you to court then.
KelmStunts (8:21:26 PM): Oh will you? and how is that gonna help? I have no money and I'm $30K in debt.
KelmStunts (8:22:40 PM): Seriously just ask yourself, you wern't holding on. I went to go. You slipped off. Accidents happen. That's what insurance is for.
Samantha (8:23:03 PM): Well unfortunatly that does not change the fact you are partially responsible for the situation at hand.
KelmStunts (8:23:27 PM): So what would you like me to do? You have insurance right? What is there left for me to pay for.
KelmStunts (8:24:54 PM): I have no idea who goes to the ER for a scrape on their ankle! You call that bad? Seriously what is wrong with you. You just baffleme
KelmStunts (8:25:57 PM): I understand there may be something wrong with your knee, but you told me before you got on the bike you had bad knees.
Samantha (8:26:42 PM): I went to the er because my knee swelled to the point i was unable to flex it. And from here i suggest you refrain from contacting me.
KelmStunts (8:26:59 PM): You need to talk to me and tell me what you want.
KelmStunts (8:27:13 PM): What do you want me to pay your copay?
KelmStunts (8:29:09 PM): Wow. Seriously alright if you want me to stop talkng to you I will, but you have given me no opptunity. to try to work things out.Bye

Kelm · 08-16-2007, 09:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Paul

God damn you did it again!Did you wheelie this one off to?

I know I was thinking the same thing.... and no, I pulled foward. She just fell backwards, stupid bitch. I'm seriously talking 1st gear, 5mph... clutch maybe half engaged!

Ryan S · 08-16-2007, 09:31 PM

kelm

first off---your a fucking idiot....if you have a passenger on your bike that you don't even know, you shouldn't be fucking around....if you have a passenger on your bike you should be able to take off slow enough and graceful enough that the passenger wont fall off the back even if she isn't holding on.....

you need to grow up dude or your gonna get fucked in today's society-use your damn head.

Josh Faught · 08-16-2007, 09:33 PM

you shoulda told her to eat a dick instead of bye

Kelm · 08-16-2007, 09:33 PM

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Originally Posted by __sam__

better get a frickin' lawyer dude!!!

and pull off any stunt parts
and make that thing look minty
i'm sure she will be contacting an ambulance chaser, if someone at the er didn't already drop her name to one. lawyers are tricky dude, i bet many a er desk clerk is in their pocket

She had her friend drive her to the ER because her "knee was so swelled up" that she couldn't walk remotely. I don't understand how you can get so fucked up at under 5mph, it's like stepping off a fucking curb!

inolen · 08-16-2007, 09:34 PM

How did she "just slip off"?

That doesn't happen unless you're and idiot and goose the gas hard or something.

And you can EASILY get fucked up at 5mph if you hit wrong dude.

You're never going to learn.

Kelm · 08-16-2007, 09:34 PM

Wow! Okay. Now this makes me seriously think all she wants is money.... I asked her what she wanted me to do to take care of it and this is what I get.

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Samantha (8:34:00 PM): I have already requested that you refrain from contacting me. From this point forward i will consider all forms of communication from you harassment.

matt360 · 08-16-2007, 09:35 PM

Tell her to go put a tampon in! Kelm make better choices man.

Kelm · 08-16-2007, 09:36 PM

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Originally Posted by inolen

How did she "just slip off"?

That doesn't happen unless you're and idiot and goose the gas hard like an idiot or something.

And you can EASILY get fucked up at 5mph if you hit wrong dude.

You're never going to learn.

I didn't get goose that gas or something, I'm not a fucking squid. This is NOT my damn fault, and yeah alot of shit usually is. But she's the stupid bitch, she was holding on with one hand and her sunglasses in the other. I was like are you sure.... went to go she doesn't remotely try to go with the bike she leans her back all the way back and just does a gorilla roll right off the bike!

Kelm · 08-16-2007, 09:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Ryan S

kelm

first off---your a fucking idiot....if you have a passenger on your bike that you don't even know, you shouldn't be fucking around....if you have a passenger on your bike you should be able to take off slow enough and graceful enough that the passenger wont fall off the back even if she isn't holding on.....

you need to grow up dude or your gonna get fucked in today's society-use your damn head.

I went VERY SMOOTHLY, god I wish you people were there. Even the onlookers were like honey why did you just fling yourself back like that? I was like what the fuck! I was like why wern't you holding on? Oh I never hold on my boys do wheelies and shit with me and I don't have any problems.

inolen · 08-16-2007, 09:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Kelm

I went VERY SMOOTHLY, god I wish you people were there. Even the onlookers were like honey why did you just fling yourself back like that? I was like what the fuck! I was like why wern't you holding on? Oh I never hold on my boys do wheelies and shit with me and I don't have any problems.

Dude, you've cried wolf way too many times for anyone to even remotely believe this.

I've moved around in lots with girls not holding on at all and never had any of them fall off.

Josh Faught · 08-16-2007, 09:41 PM

Maybe she fell off on purpose it was all a plan to get some money from you.....

Ryan S · 08-16-2007, 09:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Kelm

I went VERY SMOOTHLY, god I wish you people were there. Even the onlookers were like honey why did you just fling yourself back like that? I was like what the fuck! I was like why wern't you holding on? Oh I never hold on my boys do wheelies and shit with me and I don't have any problems.

do you think this shit is a big game or something??? i'm sure you let your "boys" do wheelies with you on the back and you don't hold on at all....give me a break stupid.

you really shouldn't be giving ANYBODY a ride on the back of your bike....

08-16-2007, 09:20 PM	#2
__sam__ Registered User Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Florida Bike: 01' zx9r, 04' crf 50 Gender: Male Posts: 145	Re: Stupid Bitches better get a frickin' lawyer dude!!! and pull off any stunt parts and make that thing look minty i'm sure she will be contacting an ambulance chaser, if someone at the er didn't already drop her name to one. lawyers are tricky dude, i bet many a er desk clerk is in their pocket Last edited by __sam__; 08-16-2007 at 09:23 PM.

08-16-2007, 09:25 PM	#3
12urMOM Registered User Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: might as well be the ocean, from so many squids... TENN. Bike: F4i Gender: Male Posts: 203	Re: Stupid Bitches fuck that bitch....lol, sounds like a bike whore to me anyways

08-16-2007, 09:27 PM	#4
MikeTeamChaos Registered User Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: BALTIMORE Bike: 636 Gender: Male Posts: 92	Re: Stupid Bitches she cant do shit.. how can she prove U even have her a ride?

08-16-2007, 09:27 PM	#5
Josh Faught Registered User Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Georgetown,tx...THE OC Age: 26 Bike: Donkey Gender: Male Posts: 4,044	Re: Stupid Bitches She is just looking for a quick dolla is all it is better line up a attorney asap

08-16-2007, 09:28 PM	#6
y2kmk Registered User Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: texas or vegas... hell i dont know. Bike: thump* pitbike, 05 6durty6 Gender: Male Posts: 971	Re: Stupid Bitches You're not responsible for shit dude! Fuck her! lock your shit and delete her ass and just lay low for a minute... lawyers are shady as fuck (my family has a bunch) and they'll travel all venues available looking for shit to discredit you. (ie pics of you stunting, etc) ps tell that slut stuntlife says go fuck herself :YEAH

08-16-2007, 09:29 PM	#7
Paul Registered User Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Norwalk, CT Age: 34 Bike: 929rr Gender: Male Posts: 764	Re: Stupid Bitches God damn you did it again!Did you wheelie this one off to?

08-16-2007, 09:31 PM	#10
Ryan S Group Moderator Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: milton, wi Age: 28 Bike: 04 gt40 636 Gender: Male Posts: 10,842	Re: Stupid Bitches kelm first off---your a fucking idiot....if you have a passenger on your bike that you don't even know, you shouldn't be fucking around....if you have a passenger on your bike you should be able to take off slow enough and graceful enough that the passenger wont fall off the back even if she isn't holding on..... you need to grow up dude or your gonna get fucked in today's society-use your damn head. __________________ EVS M4 Exhaust Amsoil Throttle Threads Z1R Full Throttle Inc Thrust moto-madness.com EK Race Chains Pingel Racing 905 Permanently stained customs

08-16-2007, 09:33 PM	#11
Josh Faught Registered User Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Georgetown,tx...THE OC Age: 26 Bike: Donkey Gender: Male Posts: 4,044	Re: Stupid Bitches you shoulda told her to eat a dick instead of bye

08-16-2007, 09:34 PM	#13
inolen Registered User Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Brooklyn, NY Age: 22 Bike: 1984 Yamaha Seca II Gender: Male Posts: 4,389	Re: Stupid Bitches How did she "just slip off"? That doesn't happen unless you're and idiot and goose the gas hard or something. And you can EASILY get fucked up at 5mph if you hit wrong dude. You're never going to learn. Last edited by inolen; 08-16-2007 at 09:37 PM.

08-16-2007, 09:35 PM	#15
matt360 Registered User Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Ny Bike: cbr600f4i Gender: Male Posts: 834	Re: Stupid Bitches Tell her to go put a tampon in! Kelm make better choices man.

08-16-2007, 09:41 PM	#19
Josh Faught Registered User Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Georgetown,tx...THE OC Age: 26 Bike: Donkey Gender: Male Posts: 4,044	Re: Stupid Bitches Maybe she fell off on purpose it was all a plan to get some money from you.....