Squid doesn't know how to clean a chain

shky4 · 09-23-2009, 05:45 PM

wow what an idiot

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I will start off by saying that I am a worthless squid rookie and I suck at everything in life.
I was about to go for a ride today and my chain was pretty nasty, so I put it up on the stands and got out the wd-40 and a rag. I started the bike, put it in gear and let it idle. I sprayed the chain down really well and I put the rag up to it and it got caught and took my hand with it through the rear sprocket. I had to have everything above my last joint amputated on my index, pointer and my ring finger on my right hand. Thankfully I am left handed. It was a stupid mistake on my part and now I will forever pay the price for it. Say what you will, flame away, I don't care. I have accepted it and I take full responsibility. I made a choice (not knowing any better) and I will live with the consequences for the rest of my life. I thought I would post this so that 1.) no one else ever makes this mistake and 2.) To show that you don't have to be riding for a bike to get you hurt.

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600flipper · 09-23-2009, 05:50 PM

Ouch, "person taking pictures" o shit your fingers are falling off wait up we'll go to the hospital now let me take a picture lol... FAIL

MassiveCaC · 09-28-2009, 02:43 AM

humm cant see the pics.. just says photo bucket? well fuck

Dilts646 · 09-28-2009, 02:59 AM

wow, ya the pics wont show up.... This reminds me, I need to get a chain guard on my bike!!

shky4 · 09-28-2009, 11:00 AM

fixed

MassiveCaC · 09-28-2009, 11:12 AM

Oh!!!!!!!!!!! Shit!!!!!!!!!!!!!

StuntMing · 09-28-2009, 01:48 PM

Fail.

pornstaR6 · 09-28-2009, 06:43 PM

GAHDAMN!!! thats fuckin sick man..

BoDuke01 · 09-28-2009, 10:00 PM

Confusious say 'never put ur finners anywhere u wouldnt put ur dick'. So u see it could have been worse. Well Tony Iomi got the ends of his fingers cut off like that and he still played guitar so mayb there is hope for u. Can we call u nubs now? jk

JRxGRUBZx · 09-28-2009, 10:07 PM

Holy shyt!!!

99CBRXX · 10-01-2009, 03:20 AM

that's why i never clean a chain.

Towlieee · 10-01-2009, 02:34 PM

Lol what kind of person uses a RAG on a moving chain?

That's like wearing gloves while operating a lathe or other high speed spinning power tool

I always clean my chain on my dirt bikes with them running, but I use a spray bottle to spray on cleaner, and a long brush to clean the chain.. I don't grab onto the chain with a damn rag lol.

Talen · 10-01-2009, 04:00 PM

so whos hand is it?

nevermind its DEV1360, Devlin on Gixxer.com

Someone setup a donation thread for him..... how gay.

ProEater · 10-01-2009, 04:47 PM

must have taken him a long time to type that thread with one hand

-SKETCHY- · 10-01-2009, 05:02 PM

I clean my chain by doing a burnout in a puddle of water

Ethiopian · 10-01-2009, 05:35 PM

first thing i thought was atleast it wasnt his clutch or handbrake finger, no big deal hahahah.

SUPERDAVE · 10-01-2009, 06:24 PM

WOW!! I MIGHT THROW UP. I LIKE THE DOIN A BURNOUT IN APUDDLE IDEA

slidewayz89 · 10-02-2009, 02:10 AM

shits nasty for real

!!A2K!! · 10-09-2009, 02:16 AM

at least he doesnt have to cut his fingernails.....HAHAHAHA

bornreadybc · 10-09-2009, 03:36 AM

wut a fuckN idiot...

whoever said they need a chain guard.. +1 (just to be safe(when i get another bike that is))

09-23-2009, 05:50 PM	#2
600flipper 420 Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Miami FL Age: 18 Bike: 03 F4i, 05 Gsxr Gender: Male Posts: 1,475	Re: Squid doesn't know how to clean a chain Ouch, "person taking pictures" o shit your fingers are falling off wait up we'll go to the hospital now let me take a picture lol... FAIL

09-28-2009, 02:43 AM	#3
MassiveCaC Registered User Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: El Paso, Tx Bike: XR50, 02 F4i Gender: Male Posts: 141	Re: Squid doesn't know how to clean a chain humm cant see the pics.. just says photo bucket? well fuck __________________ Taking over the world one wheelie at a time

09-28-2009, 02:59 AM	#4
Dilts646 Out for the season.... Join Date: May 2006 Location: Muskegon, MI, USA Age: 24 Bike: R6, 1000rr Gender: Male Posts: 1,559	Re: Squid doesn't know how to clean a chain wow, ya the pics wont show up.... This reminds me, I need to get a chain guard on my bike!! __________________ Check out ATOWN CUSTOMS for all of your stunt parts! copy and paste>> http://www.myspace.com/atowncustoms

09-28-2009, 11:00 AM	#5
shky4 Registered User Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: MS & AL Bike: F4i, 954, Busa Gender: Male Posts: 4,807	Re: Squid doesn't know how to clean a chain fixed

09-28-2009, 11:12 AM	#6
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09-28-2009, 01:48 PM	#7
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09-28-2009, 06:43 PM	#8
pornstaR6 Registered User Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: georgia Bike: 08' gixxer 1000. 02' f4i. 03 R1(for sale) Gender: Male Posts: 24	Re: Squid doesn't know how to clean a chain GAHDAMN!!! thats fuckin sick man..

09-28-2009, 10:00 PM	#9
BoDuke01 DONT READ THIS! Dammit! Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: Midland Texas (fryin pan TX) Bike: 01 sixxer stunter, 02 sixxer stuntfighter, 78 yamicrap 100 cafe racer Gender: Male Posts: 464	Re: Squid doesn't know how to clean a chain Confusious say 'never put ur finners anywhere u wouldnt put ur dick'. So u see it could have been worse. Well Tony Iomi got the ends of his fingers cut off like that and he still played guitar so mayb there is hope for u. Can we call u nubs now? jk __________________ Streetfighters arent about style, they arent about looking cool. They are purpose built to scare the shit outta normal people. Ride hard, wreck it, weld it back on, and keep killin it. Last edited by BoDuke01; 09-28-2009 at 10:03 PM.

09-28-2009, 10:07 PM	#10
JRxGRUBZx Registered User Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Dirty SOuth Bike: 0'5 six durty six Gender: Male Posts: 70	Re: Squid doesn't know how to clean a chain Holy shyt!!!

10-01-2009, 03:20 AM	#11
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10-01-2009, 02:34 PM	#12
Towlieee Registered User Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Anywhere wheelies happen Age: 22 Bike: 02F4i 05Fiddy 05Crf150 Gender: Male Posts: 5,152	Re: Squid doesn't know how to clean a chain Lol what kind of person uses a RAG on a moving chain? That's like wearing gloves while operating a lathe or other high speed spinning power tool I always clean my chain on my dirt bikes with them running, but I use a spray bottle to spray on cleaner, and a long brush to clean the chain.. I don't grab onto the chain with a damn rag lol.

10-01-2009, 04:00 PM	#13
Talen Registered User Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Florida Bike: Honda ATC 70 Gender: Male Posts: 1,575	Re: Squid doesn't know how to clean a chain so whos hand is it? nevermind its DEV1360, Devlin on Gixxer.com Someone setup a donation thread for him..... how gay. Last edited by Talen; 10-01-2009 at 04:17 PM.

10-01-2009, 04:47 PM	#14
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10-01-2009, 05:02 PM	#15
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Ethiopian Soup Mafia Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Vero Beach, Fl USA Age: 21 Bike: 04 zx6rr Gender: Male Posts: 6,675	Re: Squid doesn't know how to clean a chain first thing i thought was atleast it wasnt his clutch or handbrake finger, no big deal hahahah. __________________ Soup Mafia/GP BIKES

10-01-2009, 06:24 PM	#17
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10-09-2009, 03:36 AM	#20
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