To the Drunk Hottie who fell off my motorcycle...

~CuPcAkE~ · 01-10-2008, 02:29 PM

Found this on craigslist

I met you at the bar last night, and we hit it off. Ya we were both a little buzzed, but you seemed as into me as I was into you. Things got to things, we made out a bit, and you ended up going home with me on the back of my motorcycle, which was awesome because that doesn't usually happen to me. I luckily had the extra helmet with me and let you wear my bike jacket while suffering the cold on the way home. I was feeling pretty happy and lucky to say the least.

This is where things got crazy.

I don't know if you slipped, or thought I was taking you home to kill you, or if your're just plain crazy and had a change of heart, but all of a sudden you let go of me MID-TURN and went flying into the bushes at about 10-15mph near the park by my house. I was so freaked out!!! when I looked back to see you fumbling in the bushes I could only PRAY TO GOD that you didn't hit the asphalt or something worse.

I really thought you must have been hurt at least a bit, but as I turned around to come check on you, you took off into the unlit park running full speed with my helmet and jacket still on! I parked my bike and looked for you for over 2 hours calling your name until I was so cold I had to go home or risk freezing to death.

WTF

Im sorry for what happened and I really hope your're ok, really I do, but seriously WTF. Running into a forested park in the middle of the night like that....I really can't begin to guess what you were thinking, and you weren't that drunk, but i suppose my "crazy-bitch o' meter" wasn't working at the bar that night, and from the speed you took off I can only surmise that your're not that hurt. I would like my expensive bike gear back though, I hope it kept you warm during your psychotic episode, but it IS mine and I kinda need it to get around in the winter. If you could return it to the bar for me, check in with your shrink, and promise to never come near me again that would be great, cause you scared the #*$% outta me and are costing me alot of money.

Sincerely,
Very cold/poor motorcycle rider who will never let women near his bike again.

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Endo Andy · 01-10-2008, 04:13 PM

didn't Kelm drop a chick off the back of his bike? LOL ooooo busted!

seldon929rr · 01-12-2008, 07:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Andy28gsxr600

didn't Kelm drop a chick off the back of his bike? LOL ooooo busted!

that's the first thing that popped into my head. and that is why you don't

and

then

zxcraig · 01-12-2008, 11:02 PM

hahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahaahah

Endo Andy · 01-12-2008, 11:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by seldon929rr

that's the first thing that popped into my head. and that is why you don't

and

then

haha i was hopin someone would catch my joke:YEAH

ctlr600 · 01-17-2008, 04:01 PM

Nice I like it.

eckdawg5 · 03-05-2008, 12:36 AM

yeah even though it's a good way to get them to wrap their arms around you (or in your case...use you to propel off the bike) I'm always reluctant to let girls on the back. I had a girl melt her stilleto on my akrapovic exhaust...bad news

stargurlz · 03-05-2008, 02:10 AM

~CuPcAkE~ · 03-20-2008, 02:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by eckdawg5

yeah even though it's a good way to get them to wrap their arms around you (or in your case...use you to propel off the bike) I'm always reluctant to let girls on the back. I had a girl melt her stilleto on my akrapovic exhaust...bad news

I hate to admit this, but the first time my ex took me on the back of his bike (before I got into riding) I wore stilleto boots...yeah, they melted on his exhaust!! He was pissed and I was left with a pimp walk that entire night!!!

stuntnation · 04-29-2008, 09:04 AM

Wow all i have to say i that is the most F***** up story i have ever heard wow you just cant make this shit up. hope you get your gear back.

Cuddles · 05-09-2008, 10:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cupcake

Found this on craigslist

I met you at the bar last night, and we hit it off. Ya we were both a little buzzed, but you seemed as into me as I was into you. Things got to things, we made out a bit, and you ended up going home with me on the back of my motorcycle, which was awesome because that doesn't usually happen to me. I luckily had the extra helmet with me and let you wear my bike jacket while suffering the cold on the way home. I was feeling pretty happy and lucky to say the least.

This is where things got crazy.

I don't know if you slipped, or thought I was taking you home to kill you, or if your're just plain crazy and had a change of heart, but all of a sudden you let go of me MID-TURN and went flying into the bushes at about 10-15mph near the park by my house. I was so freaked out!!! when I looked back to see you fumbling in the bushes I could only PRAY TO GOD that you didn't hit the asphalt or something worse.

I really thought you must have been hurt at least a bit, but as I turned around to come check on you, you took off into the unlit park running full speed with my helmet and jacket still on! I parked my bike and looked for you for over 2 hours calling your name until I was so cold I had to go home or risk freezing to death.

WTF

Im sorry for what happened and I really hope your're ok, really I do, but seriously WTF. Running into a forested park in the middle of the night like that....I really can't begin to guess what you were thinking, and you weren't that drunk, but i suppose my "crazy-bitch o' meter" wasn't working at the bar that night, and from the speed you took off I can only surmise that your're not that hurt. I would like my expensive bike gear back though, I hope it kept you warm during your psychotic episode, but it IS mine and I kinda need it to get around in the winter. If you could return it to the bar for me, check in with your shrink, and promise to never come near me again that would be great, cause you scared the #*$% outta me and are costing me alot of money.

Sincerely,
Very cold/poor motorcycle rider who will never let women near his bike again.

That's awesome.

crashtest 750 · 05-15-2008, 07:36 AM

Sick that is one way get get rid of the one that you have to take for the team.

PLAYA-P · 08-02-2008, 03:01 AM

Bravo,,Bravo

Smoking Barrel · 08-02-2008, 10:41 AM

hahahahah great find!

50Outlaw · 08-02-2008, 12:01 PM

50slut · 08-02-2008, 12:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cupcake

Found this on craigslist

I met you at the bar last night, and we hit it off. Ya we were both a little buzzed, but you seemed as into me as I was into you. Things got to things, we made out a bit, and you ended up going home with me on the back of my motorcycle, which was awesome because that doesn't usually happen to me. I luckily had the extra helmet with me and let you wear my bike jacket while suffering the cold on the way home. I was feeling pretty happy and lucky to say the least.

This is where things got crazy.

I don't know if you slipped, or thought I was taking you home to kill you, or if your're just plain crazy and had a change of heart, but all of a sudden you let go of me MID-TURN and went flying into the bushes at about 10-15mph near the park by my house. I was so freaked out!!! when I looked back to see you fumbling in the bushes I could only PRAY TO GOD that you didn't hit the asphalt or something worse.

I really thought you must have been hurt at least a bit, but as I turned around to come check on you, you took off into the unlit park running full speed with my helmet and jacket still on! I parked my bike and looked for you for over 2 hours calling your name until I was so cold I had to go home or risk freezing to death.

WTF

Im sorry for what happened and I really hope your're ok, really I do, but seriously WTF. Running into a forested park in the middle of the night like that....I really can't begin to guess what you were thinking, and you weren't that drunk, but i suppose my "crazy-bitch o' meter" wasn't working at the bar that night, and from the speed you took off I can only surmise that your're not that hurt. I would like my expensive bike gear back though, I hope it kept you warm during your psychotic episode, but it IS mine and I kinda need it to get around in the winter. If you could return it to the bar for me, check in with your shrink, and promise to never come near me again that would be great, cause you scared the #*$% outta me and are costing me alot of money.

Sincerely,
Very cold/poor motorcycle rider who will never let women near his bike again.

jbstunts · 08-02-2008, 12:19 PM

that is some funny ass shit

RedSaki · 08-21-2008, 08:57 PM

I seen that one before. Good One! LOL

thatkid321 · 03-22-2009, 03:09 PM

Hahahahaha now thats some funny shit right there hahahahhaha

Hanksy · 05-25-2009, 01:55 PM

That was so funny

01-10-2008, 04:13 PM	#2
Endo Andy Registered User Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Rochester, NY Age: 26 Bike: 02 F4i, 05 gixxer 600, 07 fiddy Gender: Male Posts: 240	Re: To the Drunk Hottie who fell off my motorcycle... didn't Kelm drop a chick off the back of his bike? LOL ooooo busted!

01-12-2008, 11:02 PM	#4
zxcraig Registered User Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: DAVENPORT ,IOWA Age: 33 Bike: 01 F4I Gender: Male Posts: 1,461	Re: To the Drunk Hottie who fell off my motorcycle... hahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahaahah

01-17-2008, 04:01 PM	#6
ctlr600 Registered User Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Grand Rapids,MI,USA Bike: 2000 R6, crf50, trx90 Gender: Male Posts: 38	Re: To the Drunk Hottie who fell off my motorcycle... Nice I like it.

03-05-2008, 12:36 AM	#7
eckdawg5 Registered User Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Idaho, USA Bike: CBR 929 Gender: Male Posts: 67	Re: To the Drunk Hottie who fell off my motorcycle... yeah even though it's a good way to get them to wrap their arms around you (or in your case...use you to propel off the bike) I'm always reluctant to let girls on the back. I had a girl melt her stilleto on my akrapovic exhaust...bad news Last edited by eckdawg5; 03-05-2008 at 12:40 AM.

03-05-2008, 02:10 AM	#8
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04-29-2008, 09:04 AM	#10
stuntnation Registered User Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: hopewell,ny,usa Bike: 1998 gsxr 750 Gender: Male Posts: 38	Re: To the Drunk Hottie who fell off my motorcycle... Wow all i have to say i that is the most F***** up story i have ever heard wow you just cant make this shit up. hope you get your gear back.

05-15-2008, 07:36 AM	#12
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08-02-2008, 03:01 AM	#13
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08-02-2008, 10:41 AM	#14
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08-02-2008, 12:01 PM	#15
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08-21-2008, 08:57 PM	#18
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03-22-2009, 03:09 PM	#19
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