Okay so I was at the craziest bastard in the world house the other day.

First off in order to give him a quote for windows there need to be some there. This was almost like a garage that was converted, but you can' t pre judge he could have a coffee can full of 100$ bills.

Then he starts talking about the Fbi and Republican party forcing him into bankruptcy and he is suing the entire republican party as well as the fbi
Their lawyer on kingshighway is in that office building, so naturally the fbi is manipulating the bar association. then he gets another on on regal highway. Same thing. "dont you see" he says to me...no what...its the British. Lloyds of london(wich is an insurance co) and the british parliment are trying to retake over America, and are responsible for the Iraq war. And hes not dumb, he has degrees...highschool diploma, a brick laying degree, and of course a managment trainee degree from pizza hut.
He doesn't live by man's laws but by Gods laws. The vatican twice changed the ten commandments. At this point I packed up my **** and got the hell out of dodge


Oh and there was a 134yr old lady just sitting on a chair in the corner that I was sure was stuffed until she moved only her head and said hello.

Scary, whackjob, psycho's in Columbia Pa

 

hahahahaha ive met some ******* like that ..............

 

Seriously the day before I had an encounter with "the cat lady from the simpsons" to where she thought I was a random stranger. I miss worded what I wanted to say and said let me show you who I am. I precedeed to unbutton my jacket to show her my ID card, but I think she thought I was Flashing her and she screamed, yelled and ran in her house. I told everyone at work I met the craziest person ever, then the very next day I met this guy. In home sales definetley have some drama, and some laughs

 

But despite my bitching I've made more this month than any job I've ever had, and I've been a professional salesman for 11 years. So i"l;l suck up the weirdos'

 

hahaha i had a cat lady for a customer for years when i turned wrenhes for a living,if i could type fast i could tell so many stories about that wacko..lol

 

what are you selling ?

 

crack.

 

Windows and Sunrooms....and crack. Wich reminds me Red, your check bounced so no bag this week

 

I met a family that I swear to god was like the munsters. The whole family looked like they were dead, but walking around. There was like blood and vomit all over their carpet and the daughter was super skinny and had a hunch back with pale white skin and jet black hair. Soooo creepy.

 

the family that does herion together stays together ..

 

Haha damn mr. witty today

 

Aaahhh, damn it!!!!