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02-20-2005, 05:59 PM
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| I Enjoy Posting At StuntLife!   Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: ROChester, NH Age: 27 Bike: Predator 500, DR-Z 400 Gender: Male
Posts: 1,082
 | Joke time... City Cop A city cop was on his horse waiting to cross the street when a little girl named Mary stopped beside him on her new shiny bike. "Nice bike" the cop said "did Santa bring it to you?" "Yep," the little girl said, "he sure did!" The cop looked the bike over and handed the girl a $20 ticket for a safety violation saying "Next year tell Santa to put a reflector light on the back of it." The young girl looked up at the cop and said, "Nice horse you got there sir, did Santa bring it to you?" "Yes, he sure did," chuckled the cop. The little girl looked up at the cop and said, "Next year, tell Santa the **** goes underneath the horse, not on top." I hear its a true story... lol... prolly the same cop who gave me this...  Yes, you read it correctly. Driving To Endanger. Sounds like a stunt group name if I eva heard of one...  lol ... Yea, on the ice. at a sled drag race... for doing a two inch wheelie... I'm soo mad. I wasnt even doing a good one guys... I wasnt hooking up for shit.... no pics, chains, nothing... just my tires, me, and the ice....sux, but what can ya do, right? |
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02-20-2005, 06:27 PM
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| Registered User   Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Fayetteville Ar Age: 22 Bike: honda 250ex Gender: Male
Posts: 96
 | Re: Joke time... ya suxs man, go egg the police depatment  i can see it now (barry)*trys wheelie* (cop)Sir Stop  (cop)i'm gonna have to give u a ticket for that boy (barry)  |
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02-20-2005, 06:39 PM
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| Registered User   Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: the burg, FL Age: 21 Bike: 2006 gsxr1000 Gender: Male
Posts: 2,073
| Re: Joke time... omfg thats a funnnnnnnn-A joke man. i wish i could tell that joke in simalar senario to a cop  ......................................FTP |
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02-20-2005, 11:08 PM
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| Registered User  Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Canada Age: 27 Bike: '03 KFX & a 50. Gender: Male
Posts: 760
| Re: Joke time... that sucks! FTP!!!!! |
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02-21-2005, 12:20 PM
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| Registered User  Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Rochester, NY Age: 29 Bike: I ride yours! Gender: Male
Posts: 4,025
| Re: Joke time... Quote:
Hey Napolian... give me some of your tots! arrggghhh.... you're such an idiot! Nice avatar homey!
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02-21-2005, 04:22 PM
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| Registered User Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Canada Age: 27 Bike: '03 KFX & a 50. Gender: Male
Posts: 760
| Re: Joke time... Quote:
...take my word for it chicks like guys with skills. | |
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02-23-2005, 11:05 PM
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| Registered User  Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: West Winfield, NY Age: 23 Bike: LTZ-440 Gender: Male
Posts: 137
|  Re: Joke time... Hmmmm well I think were going to have to take this all the was to the DA That's what i did for my last ticket they let me off! But one thing is different from my ticket and your i got pulled over in a truck you pulled over for them on your quad ha ha when i'm i my quad i'm like don't worry bout the law they can't arrest us all! never pull over! Kill me first lol you pulled over agin WHY! just ****ing with you |
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02-23-2005, 11:48 PM
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| Registered User Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: the burg, FL Age: 21 Bike: 2006 gsxr1000 Gender: Male
Posts: 2,073
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02-24-2005, 03:37 AM
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| Registered User Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Wichita KS Age: 20 Bike: 900rr stunter Gender: Male
Posts: 197
| Re: Joke time... Damn dude, I hate the ass-hole cops! FTP! |
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02-24-2005, 03:40 AM
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| Registered User Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Wichita KS Age: 20 Bike: 900rr stunter Gender: Male
Posts: 197
| Re: Joke time... Quote:
I think he should have just shot the cop that gave him that up there ^... "With a friggin' 12 gauge wha-du-ya think!?!?!" | |
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02-24-2005, 08:39 PM
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| Registered User  Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: mayfield ny Age: 32 Bike: 01zx7r/04z400 /05 gsxr750 Gender: Male
Posts: 673
| Re: Joke time... :YEAH ftp |
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05-19-2005, 06:24 PM
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| I Enjoy Posting At StuntLife! Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: ROChester, NH Age: 27 Bike: Predator 500, DR-Z 400 Gender: Male
Posts: 1,082
| Re: Joke time... BUMP!!!lol I was CONVICTED!!!! $120.00 later, and one more notch on my record, and its all done... good bar story, right??? LOL |
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