Male Vs. Female At The Atm Machine - Critical Mass

slothy · 07-06-2007, 04:23 PM

MALE PROCEDURE:

1. Drive up to the cash machine.

2. Put down your car window.

3. Insert card into machine and enter PIN.

4. Enter amount of cash required and withdraw.

5. Retrieve card, cash and receipt.

6. Put window up.

7. Drive off.

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FEMALE PROCEDURE:

1. Drive up to cash machine.

2. Reverse and back up the required amount to align car window with the machine.

3. Set parking brake, put the window down.

4. Find handbag, remove all contents on to passenger seat to locate card.

5. Tell person on cell phone you will call them back and hang up.

6. Attempt to insert card into machine.

7. Open car door to allow easier access to machine due to its excessive distance from the car.

8. Insert card.

9. Re-insert card the right way.

10. Dig through handbag to find diary with your PIN written on the inside back page.

11. Enter PIN.

12. Press cancel and re-enter correct PIN.

13. Enter amount of cash required.

14. Check makeup in rear view mirror.

15. Retrieve cash and receipt.

16. Empty handbag again to locate wallet and place cash inside.

17. Write debit amount in check register and place receipt in back of checkbook.

18. Re-check makeup.

19. Drive forward 2 feet.

20. Reverse back to cash machine.!

21. Retrieve card.

22. Re-empty hand bag, locate card holder, and place card into the slot provided!

23. Give dirty look to irate male driver waiting behind you.

24. Restart stalled engine and pull off.

25. Redial person on cell phone.

26. Drive for 2 to 3 miles.

27. Release Parking Brake.

-ChaOs- · 07-06-2007, 04:27 PM

lmfao!!

Righteous 1 · 07-06-2007, 04:36 PM

So true! ROFLMAO!

FUCT420 · 07-06-2007, 04:42 PM

true shit there

DSC · 07-06-2007, 05:46 PM

thats funny!!! and true

NAZ · 07-06-2007, 05:54 PM

deffinitely true

-ChaOs- · 07-06-2007, 06:22 PM

NAZ likes boys just like slothy!

NAZ · 07-06-2007, 06:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by -ChaOs-

NAZ likes boys just like slothy!

if i was bigger and stronger and u were alot smaller..................ID KICK YOUR ASS!!!!!!!!!

Sonicjay · 07-07-2007, 01:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by slothy

26. Drive for 2 to 3 miles.

27. Release Parking Brake.

GSWITCH33 · 07-07-2007, 01:32 PM

Bwahahahahahahaha

dizzie56 · 07-07-2007, 02:23 PM

that is so fucking tru

SickF*ck6969 · 07-07-2007, 03:03 PM

hahahah.....lol

~CuPcAkE~ · 07-08-2007, 05:34 PM

Not all women are like that!!!

Z.w.A · 07-08-2007, 06:23 PM

Buhahaha!!

LBJOE · 07-08-2007, 06:26 PM

I think you just described my girl.

Lou_Brakant · 07-09-2007, 04:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NAZ

if i was bigger and stronger and u were alot smaller..................ID HIT THAT ASS!!!!!!!!!

WHAT.........Uncle MJ right there

-ChaOs- · 07-09-2007, 05:22 PM

lmao^

07-06-2007, 04:23 PM	#1
slothy I Love To Post! Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Africa Age: 31 Bike: 02 RoadStar Warrior Gender: Male Posts: 6,144	Male Vs. Female At The Atm Machine MALE PROCEDURE: 1. Drive up to the cash machine. 2. Put down your car window. 3. Insert card into machine and enter PIN. 4. Enter amount of cash required and withdraw. 5. Retrieve card, cash and receipt. 6. Put window up. 7. Drive off. ******************************* FEMALE PROCEDURE: 1. Drive up to cash machine. 2. Reverse and back up the required amount to align car window with the machine. 3. Set parking brake, put the window down. 4. Find handbag, remove all contents on to passenger seat to locate card. 5. Tell person on cell phone you will call them back and hang up. 6. Attempt to insert card into machine. 7. Open car door to allow easier access to machine due to its excessive distance from the car. 8. Insert card. 9. Re-insert card the right way. 10. Dig through handbag to find diary with your PIN written on the inside back page. 11. Enter PIN. 12. Press cancel and re-enter correct PIN. 13. Enter amount of cash required. 14. Check makeup in rear view mirror. 15. Retrieve cash and receipt. 16. Empty handbag again to locate wallet and place cash inside. 17. Write debit amount in check register and place receipt in back of checkbook. 18. Re-check makeup. 19. Drive forward 2 feet. 20. Reverse back to cash machine.! 21. Retrieve card. 22. Re-empty hand bag, locate card holder, and place card into the slot provided! 23. Give dirty look to irate male driver waiting behind you. 24. Restart stalled engine and pull off. 25. Redial person on cell phone. 26. Drive for 2 to 3 miles. 27. Release Parking Brake.

07-06-2007, 04:27 PM	#2
-ChaOs- WANTED: Warm weather! Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Detroit, MI Age: 30 Bike: 929 Gender: Male Posts: 1,944	Re: Male Vs. Female At The Atm Machine lmfao!! __________________ www.teamcriticalmass.com www.gptechllc.com - handbrakes, lines, and other cool parts! Pit Stop Graphics- whatever you need, Ralph can make it. 586-795-0350 www.hondasuzukiofwarren.com

07-06-2007, 04:36 PM	#3
Righteous 1 Registered User Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Where the grapes and ganja be growin! Age: 61 Bike: '73 Honda Trail 90......fully stunted pimp machine! Gender: Male Posts: 4,074	Re: Male Vs. Female At The Atm Machine So true! ROFLMAO!

07-06-2007, 04:42 PM	#4
FUCT420 Registered User Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Phoenix, az Age: 22 Bike: f4i - 07 crf50 Gender: Male Posts: 2,894	Re: Male Vs. Female At The Atm Machine true shit there __________________ DOPEHEADS ON MOPEDS http://www.stuntlife.com/forums/showthread.php?p=2503436#post2503436

07-06-2007, 05:46 PM	#5
DSC I Enjoy Posting At StuntLife! Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: pittsboro, nc, usa Age: 25 Bike: minty 05 CBR1000RR, 04 f4i , 06 450r, and a fiddy Gender: Male Posts: 1,832	Re: Male Vs. Female At The Atm Machine thats funny!!! and true

07-06-2007, 05:54 PM	#6
NAZ Registered User Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: MICHIGAN Age: 26 Bike: f4i,Z400 Gender: Male Posts: 1,531	Re: Male Vs. Female At The Atm Machine deffinitely true

07-06-2007, 06:22 PM	#7
-ChaOs- WANTED: Warm weather! Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Detroit, MI Age: 30 Bike: 929 Gender: Male Posts: 1,944	Re: Male Vs. Female At The Atm Machine NAZ likes boys just like slothy! __________________ www.teamcriticalmass.com www.gptechllc.com - handbrakes, lines, and other cool parts! Pit Stop Graphics- whatever you need, Ralph can make it. 586-795-0350 www.hondasuzukiofwarren.com

07-07-2007, 01:32 PM	#10
GSWITCH33 Registered User Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Alexandria, MN Age: 23 Bike: 05 Suzuki GSX-R 750 Gender: Male Posts: 3,582	Re: Male Vs. Female At The Atm Machine Bwahahahahahahaha

07-07-2007, 02:23 PM	#11
dizzie56 Registered User Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Clearwater Age: 26 Bike: somethin that doesnt start....ever Gender: Male Posts: 2,130	Re: Male Vs. Female At The Atm Machine that is so fucking tru

07-07-2007, 03:03 PM	#12
SickF*ck6969 Registered User Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: MA.- 508 Age: 29 Bike: fiddy, f4i, whatever else i feel like rockin... Gender: Male Posts: 1,630	Re: Male Vs. Female At The Atm Machine hahahah.....lol

07-08-2007, 05:34 PM	#13
~CuPcAkE~ It's too hot in here!!! Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Orange County, CA Age: 31 Bike: I love Lynnie!!! Gender: Female Posts: 3,345	Re: Male Vs. Female At The Atm Machine Not all women are like that!!!

07-08-2007, 06:23 PM	#14
Z.w.A Registered User Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Finland Age: 28 Bike: F Sport Gender: Male Posts: 120	Re: Male Vs. Female At The Atm Machine Buhahaha!!

07-08-2007, 06:26 PM	#15
LBJOE Registered User Join Date: May 2007 Location: LOS BANOS Age: 24 Bike: 97 f3 Gender: Male Posts: 268	Re: Male Vs. Female At The Atm Machine I think you just described my girl.

07-09-2007, 05:22 PM	#17
-ChaOs- WANTED: Warm weather! Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Detroit, MI Age: 30 Bike: 929 Gender: Male Posts: 1,944	Re: Male Vs. Female At The Atm Machine lmao^ __________________ www.teamcriticalmass.com www.gptechllc.com - handbrakes, lines, and other cool parts! Pit Stop Graphics- whatever you need, Ralph can make it. 586-795-0350 www.hondasuzukiofwarren.com