Talking on the phone with someone (making a payment with Nextel in this case) and they breathe like a **** star mid-orgasm into the reciever so all I hear is distorted noise in my ear. **** for christ's sake hold the phone more than an 1/8th of an inch from your mouth!

rant off

 

you should have talked dirty to them and then rubbed one out.

 

they were on a headset lol and mostlikey fat over worked and under paid. do you get the milatary discount from them? i know i do lol

 

Ya, I get the 10% off of the top of my bill no matter how much I rack up in bills. Plus 27% off phones and accessories. And my seasonal deactivation never runs out because I'm overseas.

But all that jazz still doesn't make up for her speaking to me with the boom mic IN HER MOUTH. jeez

 

hey i sent out that package last night sound see it in 3 to 4 days

 

NEXTEL is my friend

 

SCORE! Thanks dude, you rule! I'm actually listening to DKM right now. ROCK ON

 

hey angel of death...I HATE YOU...you got me in trouble today

 

that would have been a good one for f<b></b>uck it friday

 

I hate old people and ketchup........ & catsup

 

hey, how did he get to post f u c k together, and we cant?

 

f<b></b>ucking quote me and look

 

I wrote Becky's boss an email today saying she has a really big vagina and got her in trouble.


hahahahahHhhahahahahahHAHAHAHAHAHHhaHAH

 

yup she sent me home early without pay....thanks alot....***

 

That's what you get for having a really big vagina!

Maybe at the next party you can entertain people by hiding sports equipment in it, like footballs and regulation size basketballs?

 

yup..i still hate you

 

hate is such a strong word, are u sure u HATE AOD, i dont' think that's possible, hes just to gosh darn loveable

 

nope..i hate him...cause of him my boss thinks i look at **** at work or something

 

So lets post a pic of this "so called big vagina"?

 

Your are right sir. If I only was 6 foot 5 with a goatee I'd be sexy too