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03-15-2004, 01:44 PM
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| I Enjoy Posting At StuntLife!   Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: ......... Age: Bike: ................ Gender: Male
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| Insensitive So the psycho shows up for our Sunday night ****fest; it's the only night she's allowed to come over and see me. I was on the phone at the time trying to score a bag of green, but she didn't care. She sat down and proceeded with a conversation that she must have already had with me, but I didn't care. *Beep* call waiting- so I click over and start talking to Nicole (blonde hotty that I see monday->saturday) tell her I'm busy will call back. So I click back over, continue with trying to pry some precious smoke out of my buddy's claws. I look up and psycho is flinging my new Barely Legal dvd out of the dvd player with a disgusted look on her face. I grimmace and look away. I give up on the smoke, hang up, and realize psycho just put in a John Mayer dvd from the concert she went to last week, ****ing great. I glance at my bubbler and realize I could scrape some resin. I look back up and psycho is sitting singing and crying, ****ing great. I get a nice ball of resin from the bottom of the bubbler, yay! First high-point in the evening. I set it aside, and begin to heat up the knives. She's still crying. Knives are hot, I'm getting excited. I look up and realize that the crying-psycho threw my resin ball away because she thought she was helping clean up! Oh my god! I about killed her. I freak out, start yelling, she continues crying. So after about a half-hour of her crying and me digging through my nasty garbage can for a ball of resin I'll never find, I hate-**** her for an hour, go smoke a cig, and fall asleep on the couch, while she stays upstairs. Am I insensitive? |
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03-15-2004, 01:49 PM
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| Gas'er!!   Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: from the East to the West Age: 30 Bike: BMW F800s Gender: Male
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| Re: Insensitive i am still laughing! insensitive: yes, maybe...who knows. if she is an idiot, continue my son... funny: yes, yes, and yes please share more of your daily life with psycho, and next time get the hot blonde to come over at the same time!
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03-15-2004, 01:51 PM
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| I Enjoy Posting At StuntLife!  Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Ft. Laudy Age: 31 Bike: Chopper Gender: Male
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| Re: Insensitive OMG - what an insensitive prick you are! You should have invited Nicole over to "comfort" the psycho... and video taped it and posted it for us to see. So we could, in-turn "comfort" ourselves.
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03-15-2004, 02:07 PM
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| I Enjoy Posting At StuntLife! Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: ......... Age: Bike: ................ Gender: Male
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03-15-2004, 02:27 PM
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| Registered User   Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Rockland Mass Age: 26 Bike: My PReTTy FiDDy Gender: Female
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| Re: Insensitive hahahha that is fu'ckin hilarious and yes u ass u are INSENSITIVE but iam laughin my assss off!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 
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03-15-2004, 02:40 PM
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| awww **** motorcycles!   Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: FL Age: 27 Bike: 636 Gender: Male
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| Re: Insensitive thats the best story ive heard all day..  |
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03-15-2004, 02:45 PM
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| I Enjoy Posting At StuntLife! Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: ......... Age: Bike: ................ Gender: Male
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| Re: Insensitive I've got too many stories about her, this has been going on for like 5 years now. I don't know which ones are funny, and which ones are disturbing. I broke up with her 2 years ago, and ever since it's just been downhill. Have you ever received a blowjob from a girl that was crying? Asshole! you say, but she was the aggressor. |
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03-15-2004, 02:59 PM
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| awww **** motorcycles! Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: FL Age: 27 Bike: 636 Gender: Male
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| Re: Insensitive Quote:
ahahahahah omfg... no i havent but ahahahaaha | |
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03-15-2004, 03:29 PM
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| I Enjoy Posting At StuntLife! Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: ......... Age: Bike: ................ Gender: Male
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03-15-2004, 05:12 PM
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| I Enjoy Posting At StuntLife! Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: ......... Age: Bike: ................ Gender: Male
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| Re: Insensitive Okay, here's one for ya. Few weeks back, it's my buddy's 21st and we're at the strip club working on a wicked bender. Out of the blue, psycho shows up. I can barely see straight enough to lay down dollar bills, and she expects me to carry on a conversation with her. I wandered off locked in a gaze with this cowgirl that was dancing that night (smokin!). Well, somewhere along the line, I forgot psycho was there. My friends, thinking it was funny to **** with my relationships, call Nicole to come pick me up cause I'm shitfaced. Thanks guys. So as I'm being carried out, psycho comes up and wants swap skin with Nicole. Perfectly happy to use the curb as a pillow, I lay and watch. Well, since both girls figure my well-being is more important than fighting right now, Nicole takes me home ( ). So I make it back to my place, after a quick round, I sober up a bit. We go back out to catch a last dance. A little after bar time, psycho calls me in a fit. First she states right off the bat that she took someone home from the bar, great, someone else deal with her, PLEASE! But on the way home, she got in an accident, so she claims. The accident happened two blocks from MY house. Convenient! She insisted on meeting me at my house; me being hammered and not really caring anyways, I agreed. Now I was hoping for a confrontation by this point, as blood alcohol content was high. Unfortunately, her "friend" (which turned out to be nonexistent, ie- a ploy to arouse contempt in the heart of our valiant hero) was nowhere to be seen. What I did see was a crying psycho on my porch, and no damage to a car that I was quickly going to put speedholes in. I asked what happened, she merely mumbled under sobs some bullshit excuse. Quickly followed but "I love yous" and "I'm sorries" not for lying to me about the accident and the guy, but for driving me away from her at the club. So by this time I'm highly inebriated AND confused. She offers oral sex, and I oblige. Someone explain myself to me. |
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03-15-2004, 07:33 PM
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| Regular StuntLifer  Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: North Attleboro, MA Age: 26 Bike: 2002 Kaw Ninja ZX-6R Gender: Male
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| Re: Insensitive id drop her, stay far far away from her, she sounds highly unstable and could wig out at any moment, not fun, try and get away from her, psycho girl is an understatement, lol
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03-15-2004, 07:46 PM
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| Re: Insensitive this is the best trhead ive read on stuntlife in foreeeeeevvvveeeeeerrrrrrr |
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03-15-2004, 07:55 PM
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| Registered User  Join Date: May 2003 Location: brockton MA Age: Bike: 929 zx6 Gender: Male
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| Re: Insensitive her name isnt gina is it??? |
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03-15-2004, 07:59 PM
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| I Chose to No Longer Post  Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: 5 0 8 Mass's Finest! Age: 28 Bike: Gixxer 750, STOLEN Banshee, "And the wide body sittin on fo!" Gender: Male
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| Re: Insensitive um...  |
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03-15-2004, 09:52 PM
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| I Chose to No Longer Post   Join Date: Dec 2002 Age: 27 Bike: Gender: Male
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| Re: Insensitive insensitive? your my hero! |
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03-15-2004, 10:06 PM
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| Registered User  Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Boston,MA Age: 30 Bike: 929RR & 400EX Gender:
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| Re: Insensitive dude u just maid my night keep the story's comeing there great. |
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03-16-2004, 11:32 AM
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| Gas'er!! Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: from the East to the West Age: 30 Bike: BMW F800s Gender: Male
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| Re: Insensitive more tales from the crypt!! this shiot is great!!! tell us more...it's like jerry springer, you don't wanna watch it, but you just wanna know what scandolous and crazy things these hoe's keep doing...
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03-16-2004, 12:47 PM
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| Registered User  Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Whitman, Ma Age: Bike: shitbox gixxer750 Gender:
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| Re: Insensitive these hoes aint gut no manners
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03-16-2004, 12:51 PM
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| Registered User  Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Portland, ME Age: 28 Bike: 03 CBR600RR, 95 CBR600F3 Gender: Male
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| Re: Insensitive Sounds like someone should look into joining the slap-ah-hoe tribe
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03-16-2004, 12:57 PM
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| I Enjoy Posting At StuntLife! Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: ......... Age: Bike: ................ Gender: Male
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| Re: Insensitive Believe me, I'm fully aware of the situation, no need for advice |
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