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scott3824 · 10-17-2007, 04:42 PM

http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/inde...ageID=14693522

obvious attempt ...

scott3824 · 10-17-2007, 04:43 PM

mike, want to buy my trailer for 5500?

ScottFuries · 10-17-2007, 04:46 PM

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Originally Posted by NINER

Welcome to the internet then.....

what the fuck is this "internet" thing i keep hearing about?

NINER · 10-17-2007, 04:47 PM

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Originally Posted by scott3824

mike, want to buy my trailer for 5500?

Want to step up to the big dog?

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Originally Posted by ScottFuries

what the fuck is this "internet" thing i keep hearing about?

Something Al Gore made in his garage.

NINER · 10-17-2007, 04:48 PM

Tit's McGee says She is in for Saturday....She got a schoolgirl costume. Unoriginal, but I'm not complaining.

ScottFuries · 10-17-2007, 04:52 PM

do i roll the dice and go riding or take a nap?

LEASNIT · 10-17-2007, 04:52 PM

Wiggity Wiggity Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack..

NINER · 10-17-2007, 04:55 PM

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Originally Posted by LEASNIT

Wiggity Wiggity Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack..

A trailer hitch on a caddy?

scott3824 · 10-17-2007, 04:59 PM

I want to send this out with my farewell email:

A Friendly Reminder from your IT Department

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Date: 2005-05-16, 6:04PM EDT
I think it might be time for those of you who work in the corporate environment to get a bit of a refresher on your IT departments unspoken rules. It seems a few of you have forgotten what it’s all about. This should provide as a reminder as to the inner workings of the corporate IT world.

1.They are all my computers; I am only letting you borrow them. People constantly laugh at me when I say this, with no idea that I am absolutely serious. I have been given the responsibility of every computer in the office; they are all under my auspices, bar none. if I am gracious enough to give you access to one of my computers, then be nice to it. Talk to it kindly, call it a nice computer, and occasionally pat the monitor. Your computer – and your IT guy – will thank you for it. Also, this applies to printers, the network connection to the outside world, the videoconference system, and the phone system. Mine. All mine. Get it? Good.

2. If you are going to use my stuff, then use it properly. This means LEARN ABOUT F*CKING SPYWARE. If you absolutely HAVE to go to some site during work hours (and we’ll talk about this in a minute), then make sure, when the popups start showing up, you click the little black X in the upper right hand corner. Don’t click the big flashing “OK” in the middle. Don’t. Whatever it is you think you should do – if it’s not that little grey X in the uppermost right corner, don’t do it. Don’t. Just. F*cking. Don’t.

3. We know. Yeah, that’s right, we know. Every little site you’ve gone to. All the email that passes through your computers. All the instant message chats you have. We know. All of them. So the next time you decide you just HAVE to visit some idiotic website with a movie of two guys f*cking a chicken, the next time you HAVE to spam emails to all your friends about the cute guy you hooked up with the other night and he gave you chlamydia, the next time you HAVE to talk to your ex-girlfriend about hooking up one more time behind your fiance’s back, think twice about who might be reading that sh*t, and if you’ve pissed your IT guys off. Because we know.

4. Do not take advantage of us, or our toys. It’s awful nice of us to provide you with a boatload of network storage space for your own private use. Oh, and incidentally, that network storage space at work? IT’S FOR WORK PURPOSES. That means take the seventeen gigabytes of mp3s from some sh*tty hip-hop artist that you got from some peer-to-peer and GET THEM OFF MY F*CKING NETWORK. I won’t ask nicely again. And listen to some real music – hip-hop sucks.

5. Learn to share. Look, I realize that the computer came with Windows XP. I don’t like it any more than you do. But really – that T1 we’ve got? It’s for everyone, so you can’t hog all our bandwidth by downloading the entire Fedora Core 3. Do it from home. If you want to bring it in to work and dual-boot your drive, I really don’t have a problem with it. But go back to kindergarden first and realize that hoarding is a bad thing, ok? Thanks.

6. The computer I let you use is for your use alone. This is somewhat malleable, where if someone at work needs your machine for a minute, you can let them use it. When your fourteen year old son comes to the office with you on Saturday and you let him use one of MY computers, then b*tch to me about spyware, well, I’m just gonna tell you to lick the crack of my ass and spit in a cup. Sure, I’ll fix your machine, but after that you’re gonna have two icons on your desktop; “Go To Work” and “Go Home”, and “Go Home” won’t work until 5:30. Think I can’t do it? Try me.

7. Are you a Program Manager? Then keep your f*cking hands off of my f*cking computers. This is non-negotiable. You people could f*ck up a free lunch. Get the f*ck away from them or I will stab you in the neck with a pencil.

8. Are you in sales? Please see #7. You people are worse than Program Managers. Drink bleach.

9. Are you in Engineering? I realize that most of you have forgotten more about hardware than I will ever know. This doesn’t really give you the right to attempt to overclock the PC I’ve let you use to Ludicrious Speed. Please use discretion. Attempting to eke out a few hundred more hertz is fine; requisitioning a Freon Cooling Unit because 3.06G just isn’t fast enough is a little overkill. Trust me.

10. Oh, so you have a laptop of your own? Keep. It. Off. My. Network. If I catch an unknown machine anywhere on my net (please see #3), I will f*ck that machine up so badly your high-school TI calculator will be a Beowulf Cluster compared to your new paperweight. Also, I don't fix home computers. Tough sh*t. I hope you get herpes.

11. If you want something from your IT Department, email is your friend. This is a bit of a pet peeve of mine, but still – if you need something from me, email it to me. Don’t blindly call me, don’t magically materialize next to my desk and sit there while I’m working on something, waiting for me to pay attention to you – email it to me. I’m not doing sh*t for you until I have a paper trail originating from you about it. You can follow up with a phone call, that’s fine; you can come over and say, “I just shot you an email, can we discuss?” – that’s fine too. If you just come over and leer at me while I’m in the middle of something, I will ignore you, and mentally give you cancer with my mind.

12. Anti-virus software. Look, people, it’s there for a f*cking reason. Don’t try to shut it off, please? Can we at least agree on that? We spent a lot of money on that software so that it would be up and running all the time, and it’s not really my fault if you have fifty applications open and “the anti-virus software is slowing my machine down!!” So I’ll make a deal with you; if you don’t shut my anti-virus software on my computers off, I won’t shove an abacus straight up your ass. Ok? Good.

Following these 12 simple steps will make for a far more pleasing work environment. I guarantee it.
Thanks for reading.

LEASNIT · 10-17-2007, 05:01 PM

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Originally Posted by NINER

A trailer hitch on a caddy?

what the hell would i do that for?

scott3824 · 10-17-2007, 05:07 PM

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Originally Posted by LEASNIT

what the hell would i do that for?

a boat

LEASNIT · 10-17-2007, 05:08 PM

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Originally Posted by scott3824

a boat

yeah thats exactly what I dont need.. a boat...

MikeM · 10-17-2007, 06:26 PM

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Originally Posted by ScottFuries

alie knows here right????
wonder if she ever tried getting in alies pants..

i know her and im gonna try to get her in beckys pants now

MikeM · 10-17-2007, 06:28 PM

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Originally Posted by NINER

I'll pass on being in a car driven by an asian female......Especially a blonde one.

+1

but if we pay her enough she wont have time to drive

MikeM · 10-17-2007, 06:46 PM

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Originally Posted by scott3824

mike, want to buy my trailer for 5500?

yeah i'll paypal u right now

MikeM · 10-17-2007, 06:49 PM

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Originally Posted by NINER

Tit's McGee says She is in for Saturday....She got a schoolgirl costume. Unoriginal, but I'm not complaining.

whos that?

becky · 10-17-2007, 10:35 PM

mike, what girl are you trying to get down my panties??

skillz954 · 10-18-2007, 11:24 AM

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Originally Posted by KC Becky

mike, what girl are you trying to get down my panties??

some slutty hot myspace whore......DO IT HOOKER!!!! :YEAH

NINER · 10-18-2007, 12:05 PM

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Originally Posted by MikeM

whos that?

Some girl with a large rack.

MikeM · 10-18-2007, 12:23 PM

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Originally Posted by KC Becky

mike, what girl are you trying to get down my panties??

dont worry about it

10-17-2007, 04:42 PM	#41
scott3824 Registered User Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Toledo, Ohio Age: 28 Bike: Sold both to have a fancy wedding Gender: Male Posts: 31,894	Re: Wazzzzz Sparkin http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/inde...ageID=14693522 obvious attempt ...

10-17-2007, 04:43 PM	#42
scott3824 Registered User Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Toledo, Ohio Age: 28 Bike: Sold both to have a fancy wedding Gender: Male Posts: 31,894	Re: Wazzzzz Sparkin mike, want to buy my trailer for 5500?

10-17-2007, 04:48 PM	#45
NINER MY F4I IS FOR SALE!!!!!!! Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Westland, MI Age: 28 Bike: '02 CRF450 '02 954 '06 DRZ400SM,'03 XR50 mini-motard,87 YZ490 Gender: Male Posts: 33,609	Re: Wazzzzz Sparkin Tit's McGee says She is in for Saturday....She got a schoolgirl costume. Unoriginal, but I'm not complaining. __________________ I NEED 954 PARTS! List of parts needed: http://www.stuntlife.com/forums/465-bike-parts-wanted/241414-954-parts-needed.html#post3712420

10-17-2007, 04:52 PM	#46
ScottFuries Registered User Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: northeast, pa Age: Bike: 04 636 Gender: Male Posts: 780	Re: Wazzzzz Sparkin do i roll the dice and go riding or take a nap?

10-17-2007, 04:52 PM	#47
LEASNIT Registered User Join Date: May 2005 Location: The Murda Mitten Age: 28 Bike: 02 Blazer X, Bagged... Backhalfed... 22" Coy C5s... Layin FRAME.. 2007 Cadillac CTS... Blk on Blk Gender: Male Posts: 5,873	Re: Wazzzzz Sparkin Wiggity Wiggity Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack..

10-17-2007, 04:59 PM	#49
scott3824 Registered User Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Toledo, Ohio Age: 28 Bike: Sold both to have a fancy wedding Gender: Male Posts: 31,894	Re: Wazzzzz Sparkin I want to send this out with my farewell email: A Friendly Reminder from your IT Department -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: 2005-05-16, 6:04PM EDT I think it might be time for those of you who work in the corporate environment to get a bit of a refresher on your IT departments unspoken rules. It seems a few of you have forgotten what it’s all about. This should provide as a reminder as to the inner workings of the corporate IT world. 1.They are all my computers; I am only letting you borrow them. People constantly laugh at me when I say this, with no idea that I am absolutely serious. I have been given the responsibility of every computer in the office; they are all under my auspices, bar none. if I am gracious enough to give you access to one of my computers, then be nice to it. Talk to it kindly, call it a nice computer, and occasionally pat the monitor. Your computer – and your IT guy – will thank you for it. Also, this applies to printers, the network connection to the outside world, the videoconference system, and the phone system. Mine. All mine. Get it? Good. 2. If you are going to use my stuff, then use it properly. This means LEARN ABOUT FCKING SPYWARE. If you absolutely HAVE to go to some site during work hours (and we’ll talk about this in a minute), then make sure, when the popups start showing up, you click the little black X in the upper right hand corner. Don’t click the big flashing “OK” in the middle. Don’t. Whatever it is you think you should do – if it’s not that little grey X in the uppermost right corner, don’t do it. Don’t. Just. Fcking. Don’t. 3. We know. Yeah, that’s right, we know. Every little site you’ve gone to. All the email that passes through your computers. All the instant message chats you have. We know. All of them. So the next time you decide you just HAVE to visit some idiotic website with a movie of two guys fcking a chicken, the next time you HAVE to spam emails to all your friends about the cute guy you hooked up with the other night and he gave you chlamydia, the next time you HAVE to talk to your ex-girlfriend about hooking up one more time behind your fiance’s back, think twice about who might be reading that sht, and if you’ve pissed your IT guys off. Because we know. 4. Do not take advantage of us, or our toys. It’s awful nice of us to provide you with a boatload of network storage space for your own private use. Oh, and incidentally, that network storage space at work? IT’S FOR WORK PURPOSES. That means take the seventeen gigabytes of mp3s from some shtty hip-hop artist that you got from some peer-to-peer and GET THEM OFF MY FCKING NETWORK. I won’t ask nicely again. And listen to some real music – hip-hop sucks. 5. Learn to share. Look, I realize that the computer came with Windows XP. I don’t like it any more than you do. But really – that T1 we’ve got? It’s for everyone, so you can’t hog all our bandwidth by downloading the entire Fedora Core 3. Do it from home. If you want to bring it in to work and dual-boot your drive, I really don’t have a problem with it. But go back to kindergarden first and realize that hoarding is a bad thing, ok? Thanks. 6. The computer I let you use is for your use alone. This is somewhat malleable, where if someone at work needs your machine for a minute, you can let them use it. When your fourteen year old son comes to the office with you on Saturday and you let him use one of MY computers, then btch to me about spyware, well, I’m just gonna tell you to lick the crack of my ass and spit in a cup. Sure, I’ll fix your machine, but after that you’re gonna have two icons on your desktop; “Go To Work” and “Go Home”, and “Go Home” won’t work until 5:30. Think I can’t do it? Try me. 7. Are you a Program Manager? Then keep your fcking hands off of my fcking computers. This is non-negotiable. You people could fck up a free lunch. Get the fck away from them or I will stab you in the neck with a pencil. 8. Are you in sales? Please see #7. You people are worse than Program Managers. Drink bleach. 9. Are you in Engineering? I realize that most of you have forgotten more about hardware than I will ever know. This doesn’t really give you the right to attempt to overclock the PC I’ve let you use to Ludicrious Speed. Please use discretion. Attempting to eke out a few hundred more hertz is fine; requisitioning a Freon Cooling Unit because 3.06G just isn’t fast enough is a little overkill. Trust me. 10. Oh, so you have a laptop of your own? Keep. It. Off. My. Network. If I catch an unknown machine anywhere on my net (please see #3), I will fck that machine up so badly your high-school TI calculator will be a Beowulf Cluster compared to your new paperweight. Also, I don't fix home computers. Tough sht. I hope you get herpes. 11. If you want something from your IT Department, email is your friend. This is a bit of a pet peeve of mine, but still – if you need something from me, email it to me. Don’t blindly call me, don’t magically materialize next to my desk and sit there while I’m working on something, waiting for me to pay attention to you – email it to me. I’m not doing sht for you until I have a paper trail originating from you about it. You can follow up with a phone call, that’s fine; you can come over and say, “I just shot you an email, can we discuss?” – that’s fine too. If you just come over and leer at me while I’m in the middle of something, I will ignore you, and mentally give you cancer with my mind. 12. Anti-virus software. Look, people, it’s there for a f*cking reason. Don’t try to shut it off, please? Can we at least agree on that? We spent a lot of money on that software so that it would be up and running all the time, and it’s not really my fault if you have fifty applications open and “the anti-virus software is slowing my machine down!!” So I’ll make a deal with you; if you don’t shut my anti-virus software on my computers off, I won’t shove an abacus straight up your ass. Ok? Good. Following these 12 simple steps will make for a far more pleasing work environment. I guarantee it. Thanks for reading.

10-17-2007, 10:35 PM	#57
becky this space is for rent Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: slong island Age: 28 Bike: my bf owns 3 Gender: Female Posts: 12,491	Re: Wazzzzz Sparkin mike, what girl are you trying to get down my panties??

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