Wazzzzz Sparkin - Page 2 - Pure Adrenaline Ryders

ScottFuries · 10-17-2007, 03:43 PM

lochness monster...hahaha

skillz954 · 10-17-2007, 03:46 PM

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Originally Posted by MikeM

say what now?

who was that?

+1 ????

ScottFuries · 10-17-2007, 03:49 PM

thats that chick from ny right???

NINER · 10-17-2007, 03:50 PM

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Originally Posted by ScottFuries

thats that chick from ny right???

Yup.

ScottFuries · 10-17-2007, 03:52 PM

hmmmm interesting....

ScottFuries · 10-17-2007, 03:56 PM

alie knows here right????
wonder if she ever tried getting in alies pants..

NINER · 10-17-2007, 03:58 PM

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Originally Posted by ScottFuries

alie knows here right????
wonder if she ever tried getting in alies pants..

Yup....and probably, but allie probably thought she was just being friendly.

http://www.stuntlife.com/forums/468-...ectly-set.html (Need to sell!! Perfectly set up huge trailer 8x24 ft vnose low hauler!)
The hotness for a trailer.

ScottFuries · 10-17-2007, 04:05 PM

nice trailer...shit
if lawsuits for mrsa ever start getting in gear i will sue...buy that and take the par crew everywhere.

ScottFuries · 10-17-2007, 04:06 PM

and have a blond asian drive us around...

NINER · 10-17-2007, 04:09 PM

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Originally Posted by ScottFuries

and have a blond asian drive us around...

I'll pass on being in a car driven by an asian female......Especially a blonde one.

ScottFuries · 10-17-2007, 04:12 PM

true...she can ride shotgun then

NINER · 10-17-2007, 04:13 PM

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Originally Posted by ScottFuries

true...she can ride shotgun then

She can ride on my lap.

ScottFuries · 10-17-2007, 04:18 PM

From the county where drunk driving is considered a sport, comes this true story. Recently a routine police patrol parked outside a bar in Clearfield, PA after last call the officer noticed a man leaving the bar so apparently intoxicated that he could barely walk.

The man stumbled around the parking lot for a few minutes, with the officer quietly observing. After what seemed an eternity in which he tried his keys on five different vehicles, the man managed to find his car and fall into it. He sat there for a few minutes as a number of other
patrons left the bar and drove off.

Finally he started the car, switched the wipers on and off--it was a fine, dry summer night--,flicked the blinkers on and off a couple of times, honked the horn and then switched on the lights. He moved the vehicle forward a few inches, reversed a little and then remained still for a few more minutes as some more of the other patrons' vehicles left. At last, when his was the only car left in the parking lot, he pulled out and drove slowly down the road.

The police officer, having waited patiently all this time, now started up his patrol car, put on the flashing lights, promptly pulled the man over and administered a breathalyzer test. To his amazement, the breathalyzer indicated no evidence that the man had consumed any alcohol at all!

Dumbfounded, the officer said, I'll have to ask you to accompany me to the police station. This breathalyzer equipment must be broken."

"I doubt it," said the truly proud Redneck. "Tonight I'm the designated decoy."

NINER · 10-17-2007, 04:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ScottFuries

From the county where drunk driving is considered a sport, comes this true story. Recently a routine police patrol parked outside a bar in Clearfield, PA after last call the officer noticed a man leaving the bar so apparently intoxicated that he could barely walk.

The man stumbled around the parking lot for a few minutes, with the officer quietly observing. After what seemed an eternity in which he tried his keys on five different vehicles, the man managed to find his car and fall into it. He sat there for a few minutes as a number of other
patrons left the bar and drove off.

Finally he started the car, switched the wipers on and off--it was a fine, dry summer night--,flicked the blinkers on and off a couple of times, honked the horn and then switched on the lights. He moved the vehicle forward a few inches, reversed a little and then remained still for a few more minutes as some more of the other patrons' vehicles left. At last, when his was the only car left in the parking lot, he pulled out and drove slowly down the road.

The police officer, having waited patiently all this time, now started up his patrol car, put on the flashing lights, promptly pulled the man over and administered a breathalyzer test. To his amazement, the breathalyzer indicated no evidence that the man had consumed any alcohol at all!

Dumbfounded, the officer said, I'll have to ask you to accompany me to the police station. This breathalyzer equipment must be broken."

"I doubt it," said the truly proud Redneck. "Tonight I'm the designated decoy."

Oldest joke in the book.

ScottFuries · 10-17-2007, 04:26 PM

i never heard it before...

NINER · 10-17-2007, 04:30 PM

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Originally Posted by ScottFuries

i never heard it before...

Welcome to the internet then.....

skillz954 · 10-17-2007, 04:30 PM

I thought it was funny Scott......even if it was old......Joel's a fucking hater

NINER · 10-17-2007, 04:35 PM

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Originally Posted by skillz954

I thought it was funny Scott......even if it was old......Joel's a fucking hater

http://www.google.com/search?sourcei...signated+decoy
500,000 + hits.....

skillz954 · 10-17-2007, 04:40 PM

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Originally Posted by NINER

http://www.google.com/search?sourcei...signated+decoy
500,000 + hits.....

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA and that proves what?? that it's a funny joke or that you're a hater??

I'm j/k and obviously bored

scott3824 · 10-17-2007, 04:40 PM

good joke ... but yeah its an oldie

10-17-2007, 03:43 PM	#21
ScottFuries Registered User Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: northeast, pa Age: Bike: 04 636 Gender: Male Posts: 780	Re: Wazzzzz Sparkin lochness monster...hahaha

10-17-2007, 03:49 PM	#23
ScottFuries Registered User Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: northeast, pa Age: Bike: 04 636 Gender: Male Posts: 780	Re: Wazzzzz Sparkin thats that chick from ny right???

10-17-2007, 03:52 PM	#25
ScottFuries Registered User Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: northeast, pa Age: Bike: 04 636 Gender: Male Posts: 780	Re: Wazzzzz Sparkin hmmmm interesting....

10-17-2007, 03:56 PM	#26
ScottFuries Registered User Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: northeast, pa Age: Bike: 04 636 Gender: Male Posts: 780	Re: Wazzzzz Sparkin alie knows here right???? wonder if she ever tried getting in alies pants..

10-17-2007, 04:05 PM	#28
ScottFuries Registered User Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: northeast, pa Age: Bike: 04 636 Gender: Male Posts: 780	Re: Wazzzzz Sparkin nice trailer...shit if lawsuits for mrsa ever start getting in gear i will sue...buy that and take the par crew everywhere.

10-17-2007, 04:06 PM	#29
ScottFuries Registered User Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: northeast, pa Age: Bike: 04 636 Gender: Male Posts: 780	Re: Wazzzzz Sparkin and have a blond asian drive us around...

10-17-2007, 04:12 PM	#31
ScottFuries Registered User Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: northeast, pa Age: Bike: 04 636 Gender: Male Posts: 780	Re: Wazzzzz Sparkin true...she can ride shotgun then

10-17-2007, 04:18 PM	#33
ScottFuries Registered User Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: northeast, pa Age: Bike: 04 636 Gender: Male Posts: 780	Re: Wazzzzz Sparkin From the county where drunk driving is considered a sport, comes this true story. Recently a routine police patrol parked outside a bar in Clearfield, PA after last call the officer noticed a man leaving the bar so apparently intoxicated that he could barely walk. The man stumbled around the parking lot for a few minutes, with the officer quietly observing. After what seemed an eternity in which he tried his keys on five different vehicles, the man managed to find his car and fall into it. He sat there for a few minutes as a number of other patrons left the bar and drove off. Finally he started the car, switched the wipers on and off--it was a fine, dry summer night--,flicked the blinkers on and off a couple of times, honked the horn and then switched on the lights. He moved the vehicle forward a few inches, reversed a little and then remained still for a few more minutes as some more of the other patrons' vehicles left. At last, when his was the only car left in the parking lot, he pulled out and drove slowly down the road. The police officer, having waited patiently all this time, now started up his patrol car, put on the flashing lights, promptly pulled the man over and administered a breathalyzer test. To his amazement, the breathalyzer indicated no evidence that the man had consumed any alcohol at all! Dumbfounded, the officer said, I'll have to ask you to accompany me to the police station. This breathalyzer equipment must be broken." "I doubt it," said the truly proud Redneck. "Tonight I'm the designated decoy."

10-17-2007, 04:26 PM	#35
ScottFuries Registered User Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: northeast, pa Age: Bike: 04 636 Gender: Male Posts: 780	Re: Wazzzzz Sparkin i never heard it before...

10-17-2007, 04:30 PM	#37
skillz954 Registered User Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: North Andover, MA Age: 32 Bike: '03 CBR954RR - Totalled, 05 CRF230F Gender: Male Posts: 13,693	Re: Wazzzzz Sparkin I thought it was funny Scott......even if it was old......Joel's a fucking hater

10-17-2007, 04:40 PM	#40
scott3824 Registered User Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Toledo, Ohio Age: 28 Bike: Sold both to have a fancy wedding Gender: Male Posts: 31,894	Re: Wazzzzz Sparkin good joke ... but yeah its an oldie

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