I seen this on ST forum and though it was great. It's a totally BS thread, here it goes.......did you hear


-Jake and Annie broke up and will never talk again, so Jake sold his bike and bought a sailboat.

-Flip had to stop doing highchair circle wheelies the other night to go get laid by three chicks and Kristen at the same time.

-Joshs (timex) brand new 2005 Gixxer has 10K on it already and hasn't had any maintenance other than an oil change.

-Bigjeff finally got his bike painted after riding it with all those scratchs for so long.

-Tony blew the motor out of his FIDDY due to oil starvation after riding a 10 mile spreader.

-Klimmax (matt)held a burnout contest in his driveway with the winner getting to ride his Buell for the weekend and do burnouts in his new garage.

-Pavement pounder was out riding with us for the 20th straight day and had to take one day off for a break.

-RocketJoe was doing circle wheelies around Kristens friend with no close on and then took her home and kicked his wife out of bed to make room for them to do it all night.

-Rusty bought a honda dealership and sued Susuki for building **** bikes and won.

-Jack told the "star boyz" to get lost and that he was starting his own team that had real stunting skills.


OKAY IM TIRE, just though I would start things off.

 

You forgot..

Dan sold his R1 and bought a Honda Goldwing that he could ride double up with Joni.

Lucky found his keys and rode his bike.

 

I heard tony changed "thong thursday" to "celibacy wednesday"

 

I heard that droptop Is coming up there and taking all of your women away from you guys!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

****.. you dont have to come up here we can send them down your way

 

I love it when people outside of flint make that joke!

 

Lucky your not from anywhere... I heard you just stay in the house Like a hermit.... Do you even know where anything in flint is??????????

 

I know where to send you for those women

 

Maybe here http://www.alloddsbeaten.com/babe_photos.htm

 

I hear that lucky had to be admitted into Mc Laren due to carpral tunnel form riding so much. I also heard that Dan had to be institutionalized for humping too much after getting engaged. a little bird told me that Timex rides too safe and that Suzuki is giving him a bike as a sponsor because he breaks the least amount of parts of any rider while stunting in the US.

 

I've been busy. As in, "getting" busy. That passenger from the other night was formerly a Harley chick. She's been converted.

 

Yah, to a non-riding wanna be sports bike rider. Should have stayed "Harely".

 

Dan Gave up slow wheelies because hes worried about his bike having too much plastic on it to do them

 

I heard
- it wasn't going to get below 68 degrees until mid November.
- My brother got a new R1 and moved the oil pick up tube.
- The Flint Popo weren't going to bust up Kogels, or FedEx next year.
- Tony goes a full year without getting banned from the board


Big Jarsh

 

 

I heard Dan loves Remodling houses so much he was going to finish installing Jeff's furnace.

Also heard Jeff knew what he was getting into when he decided to take on the furnace job.

 

Dan rode nine miles straight on one wheel with his plate down, right after he taunted two state cops with doughnuts.

Tony did his first combo today, a seat stander to high chair back to special k and then finished with a special k stoppie that rolled out 96 feet.

Jeff managed to break the stoppie record by an amazing 1256 feet...and rides every night just so he can tell us about it on the forum in perfect english (man I wish I was as good as him)!

Skitch just learned how to jump to his tank, maybe one day he will be able to rock some slow ****!

Niner gets out of bed by 9am everyday and never misses a ride!

Evoy let me store my bike in his garage for the whole season, with parts scattered everywhere!

Josh never got to cuddle this year, but shocked everyone when he announced his passionate love for the boy bands of the eighties.

Borne and his kettering friends managed to get 5 girls to every guy at their parties.

Jake finally finished his certificate to be a hair dresser (we all know how he can't handle manual labor), and now he has built a pretty steady cliental throughout the group which has managed him to afford a new 2005 Honda CBR1000RR.

I just finished touring with the starboyz, and drew stone asked me to help with his next street video featuring DR. (Because we are the best).

Flip :YEAH

 

LMAO Good ones Flip...

Flip rides coasters for miles on end while covering his eyes and draggin hands on the asphalt.

 

Flip and Kristan are having twins.

 

As for the kettering joke.........got it done. Get your *** out to a reggea night and find out.

You forgot one more. T&A never crashes a fiddy and has perfect wheelies on lock down.