A Husband, Wife, Doctor and a Bee - Comedy Central

nonrider · 07-07-2004, 05:54 PM

One day a young man and woman were in their bedroom making love. All of a sudden a bumblebee entered the bedroom window. As the young lady parted her legs the bee entered her vagina.
The woman started screaming "Oh my God, help me, there's a bee in my vagina!" The husband immediately took her to the local doctor and explained the situation.
The doctor thought for a moment and said "Hmm, tricky situation. But I have a solution to the problem if young sir would permit." The husband being very concerned agreed that the doctor could use whatever method to get the bee out of his wife's vagina.
The doctor said "OK, what I'm gonna do is rub some honey over the top of my penis and insert it into your wife's vagina. When I feel the bee getting closer to the tip of my penis I shall withdraw it and the bee should hopefully follow my penis out of your wife's vagina. The husband nodded and gave his approval.
The young lady said "Yes, Yes, whatever, just get on with it." So the doctor, after covering the tip of his penis with honey, inserted it into the young lady's vagina.
After a few gentle strokes, the doctor said, "I don't think the bee has noticed the honey yet. Perhaps I should go a bit deeper." So the doctor went deeper and deeper. After a while the doctor began shafting the young lady very hard indeed. The young lady began to quiver with excitement. She began to moan and groan aloud.
The doctor, concentrating very hard, looked like he was enjoying himself, he then put his hands on the young lady's breasts and started making loud noises. The husband at this point suddenly became very annoyed and shouted, "Now wait a minute! What the Hell do you think you're doing?"
The doctor, still concentrating, replied, "Change of plan. I'm gonna drown the bastard!"

2five0 · 07-07-2004, 09:36 PM

thats funny i would of done that too.

JD · 07-07-2004, 10:23 PM

lol, where can i apply for a job like that lol

LuckyHollyB · 07-12-2004, 11:29 AM

That's hillarious

ChoCha · 07-13-2004, 12:05 PM

lol.. Dr. Diggler is in!!!

DSOG Christel · 07-13-2004, 08:37 PM

Funny!!!

07-07-2004, 05:54 PM	#1
nonrider Registered User Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: rockville, MD Age: 40 Bike: none Gender: Male Posts: 195	A Husband, Wife, Doctor and a Bee One day a young man and woman were in their bedroom making love. All of a sudden a bumblebee entered the bedroom window. As the young lady parted her legs the bee entered her vagina. The woman started screaming "Oh my God, help me, there's a bee in my vagina!" The husband immediately took her to the local doctor and explained the situation. The doctor thought for a moment and said "Hmm, tricky situation. But I have a solution to the problem if young sir would permit." The husband being very concerned agreed that the doctor could use whatever method to get the bee out of his wife's vagina. The doctor said "OK, what I'm gonna do is rub some honey over the top of my penis and insert it into your wife's vagina. When I feel the bee getting closer to the tip of my penis I shall withdraw it and the bee should hopefully follow my penis out of your wife's vagina. The husband nodded and gave his approval. The young lady said "Yes, Yes, whatever, just get on with it." So the doctor, after covering the tip of his penis with honey, inserted it into the young lady's vagina. After a few gentle strokes, the doctor said, "I don't think the bee has noticed the honey yet. Perhaps I should go a bit deeper." So the doctor went deeper and deeper. After a while the doctor began shafting the young lady very hard indeed. The young lady began to quiver with excitement. She began to moan and groan aloud. The doctor, concentrating very hard, looked like he was enjoying himself, he then put his hands on the young lady's breasts and started making loud noises. The husband at this point suddenly became very annoyed and shouted, "Now wait a minute! What the Hell do you think you're doing?" The doctor, still concentrating, replied, "Change of plan. I'm gonna drown the bastard!"

07-07-2004, 09:36 PM	#2
2five0 Registered User Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: maryland Age: Bike: cr250 cl350 and some more junk Gender: Male Posts: 518	Re: A Husband, Wife, Doctor and a Bee thats funny i would of done that too.

07-07-2004, 10:23 PM	#3
JD I Enjoy Posting At StuntLife! Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Tulsa, Oklahoma Age: 25 Bike: 2003 Honda F4i Gender: Male Posts: 2,924	Re: A Husband, Wife, Doctor and a Bee lol, where can i apply for a job like that lol

07-12-2004, 11:29 AM	#4
LuckyHollyB Registered User Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: marion,IL Age: 25 Bike: The B/F's Gender: Female Posts: 1,842	Re: A Husband, Wife, Doctor and a Bee That's hillarious

07-13-2004, 12:05 PM	#5
ChoCha I Love To Post! Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Clinton Township MI Age: 30 Bike: Its a Thruster... Gender: Male Posts: 7,376	Re: A Husband, Wife, Doctor and a Bee lol.. Dr. Diggler is in!!!

07-13-2004, 08:37 PM	#6
DSOG Christel Regular StuntLifer Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Summerville, SC Age: 28 Bike: GSXR600 Gender: Posts: 145	Re: A Husband, Wife, Doctor and a Bee Funny!!!