Bush - Comedy Central

GRSiK26 · 03-31-2004, 03:17 PM

The U.S. Postal Service created a stamp earlier this year with a picture of
President Bush to honor his achievements while in office. However, it
was found that in daily use the stamp was not sticking to envelopes at all.
So the President established a blue ribbon commission to determine the reason
for such a defect. After a month's testing, (and $5 million later) the commission
made the following findings:

1. The stamp was found to be in perfect order.
2. There was nothing wrong with the consistency of the applied adhesive.
3. People were just spitting on the wrong side.

hickmand84 · 04-01-2004, 04:58 AM

lol that is funny

f4rider · 04-01-2004, 12:35 PM

who the hell spits on stamps to make them stick?

2fast4you · 04-01-2004, 12:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GRSiK26

The U.S. Postal Service created a stamp earlier this year with a picture of
President Bush to honor his achievements while in office. However, it
was found that in daily use the stamp was not sticking to envelopes at all.
So the President established a blue ribbon commission to determine the reason
for such a defect. After a month's testing, (and $5 million later) the commission
made the following findings:

1. The stamp was found to be in perfect order.
2. There was nothing wrong with the consistency of the applied adhesive.
3. People were just spitting on the wrong side.

LOL that is great
"I'm all for America, F__K the government"

onewheeljunkie · 04-01-2004, 12:39 PM

Nice

03-31-2004, 03:17 PM	#1
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04-01-2004, 04:58 AM	#2
hickmand84 Registered User Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Flowermound,TX Age: Bike: WR426F Gender: Posts: 4	Re: Bush lol that is funny

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f4rider Registered User Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Minneapolis Age: 24 Bike: cbr600f4, javo's 50 Gender: Male Posts: 1,579	Re: Bush who the hell spits on stamps to make them stick?

04-01-2004, 12:39 PM	#5
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