Wife Duties

[Ice_Maiden]

Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had set their new
wives straight on their duties.

The first man had married a woman from Alabama. He bragged that he had told his wife to do all the dishes and clean the house. He said that it took her a couple of days, but on the third day he came home to a clean house and the dishes were all washed and put away.

The second man had married a woman from So. Carolina. He bragged that he had given his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes, and the cooking. He told the men that the first day he didn't see any results, but by the next day it was better, and on the third day, his house was
clean, the dishes were done, and he had a huge dinner on the table.

The third man had married a Massachusetts girl. He boasted that he told
her his house was to be cleaned, dishes washed, the cooking done and laundry folded. And this was all her responsibility. He said the first day he didn't see anything and the second day he didn't see anything but by the third day some of the swelling had gone down so he could see a little out of his left eye!

[R1 YAMA MAN]

Originally Posted by Ice_Maiden

Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had set their new
wives straight on their duties.

The first man had married a woman from Alabama. He bragged that he had told his wife to do all the dishes and clean the house. He said that it took her a couple of days, but on the third day he came home to a clean house and the dishes were all washed and put away.

The second man had married a woman from So. Carolina. He bragged that he had given his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes, and the cooking. He told the men that the first day he didn't see any results, but by the next day it was better, and on the third day, his house was
clean, the dishes were done, and he had a huge dinner on the table.

The third man had married a Massachusetts girl. He boasted that he told
her his house was to be cleaned, dishes washed, the cooking done and laundry folded. And this was all her responsibility. He said the first day he didn't see anything and the second day he didn't see anything but by the third day some of the swelling had gone down so he could see a little out of his left eye!

...now go do the dish's...

[bman]

that was good

[jamesjweg]

good one, but who ever wrote that doesn't know SC girls, that's should be in weeks not days.

James.

[martino]

i like this version better


A guy comes home from work one afternoon and says to his wife, "Hi, Honey I'm home. What's for dinner?"

His wife responds, "Hi Honey. Guess what? I'm a feminist now."

"That's nice, Honey. What's for dinner?" he repeats.

"I guess you didn't hear me. I said I was a feminist now. Make your own damn dinner."

The husband grumbles, throws a TV dinner in the oven, and spends the rest of the night watching TV alone.

The next day he comes home from work. "Hi Honey, I'm home. What's for dinner?"

Again, the wife responds, "Don't you remember? I'm a feminist now. I'm not your slave anymore."

"Well, listen," the husband says. "Maybe you'd like to not see me for about two or three days?"

"That would suit me just fine!" the wife says.

So a full day goes by, and she doesn't see him.

Two days go by, and she still doesn't see him.

But then on the third day, she could see him a little bit out of one eye.