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| Registered User ![]() Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Bradenton,FL Age: 31 Bike: Gender: Male
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| joke A drunk gets up from the bar and heads for the bathroom. A few minutes later, a loud, blood curdling scream is heard coming from the bathroom. A few minutes after that, another loud scream reverberates through the bar. The bartender goes into the bathroom to investigate why the drunk is screaming. "What's all the screaming about in there?" he yells. "You're scaring my customers!" "I'm just sitting here on the toilet," slurs the drunk, "and every time I try to flush, something comes up and squeezes the he-- out of my balls." The bartender opens the door, looks in, and says, "You idiot! You're sitting on the mop bucket!"
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| Registered User ![]() Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Sour Lake, TX Age: Bike: 2001 ttr90, ana 2003 yiizee eighddyfive Gender: Male
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| Re: joke muaahaha ![]()
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| I Love To Post! ![]() Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Denver Age: 27 Bike: . Gender: Male
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| Re: joke that would be something some of my friends would do |
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| Registered User ![]() Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Home Age: 29 Bike: My a$$ looks better on the back of your bike!!! Gender: Female
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| Re: joke Scary... not altogether impossible... yet funny... oh my... ![]() |
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| Registered User ![]() Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: derry nh Age: 31 Bike: xr50 crf100 rm125 Gender: Male
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| DNFstunt ![]() ![]() Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Mississauga, Ontario Age: 26 Bike: ZX10R Gender: Male
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| Re: joke Not bad ![]()
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| Registered User ![]() Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Livonia Age: 28 Bike: 99 R1 Gender: Male
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| Registered User ![]() Join Date: May 2003 Location: Daytona FL Age: 25 Bike: Only Dirtbikes now.... Gender: Female
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| Re: joke I love it... lol
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