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Old 03-29-2004, 04:50 PM   #1
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A drunk gets up from the bar and heads for the bathroom. A few minutes
later, a loud, blood curdling scream is heard coming from the bathroom.
A few minutes after that, another loud scream reverberates through the
bar. The bartender goes into the bathroom to investigate why the drunk
is
screaming.
"What's all the screaming about in there?" he yells. "You're scaring my
customers!"
"I'm just sitting here on the toilet," slurs the drunk, "and every time
I
try to flush, something comes up and squeezes the he-- out of my balls."
The bartender opens the door, looks in, and says, "You idiot! You're
sitting on the mop bucket!"
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Old 03-29-2004, 08:52 PM   #2
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Old 03-30-2004, 09:16 AM   #3
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that would be something some of my friends would do
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Old 03-30-2004, 06:24 PM   #4
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Scary... not altogether impossible... yet funny... oh my...
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Old 03-30-2004, 06:53 PM   #6
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I love it... lol
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