| Little Johnny Little johnny was in class one day when the teacher asks the class what the students did during their lunch hour. Numorous hands go up and the teacher asked susan to tell the class. Susan stands up and talks about how her and the other girls were at cheerleading practise. Teacher says "thats nice" and then asks scott to stand and tell the class what he was up to. He tells her he was out watching the cheerleading practise.Scott sits down and the teacher decides to ask one more student. She sees little johnny sitting there with his hand raised and asks him. Little johnny stands up and says "well miss, i jumped over the back fence. Went down to the creek and stuck straws up frogs asses and then blowing them up". The teacher replies "no johnny rectum". Johnny replies "****'n oath it did miss" |