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Mogwai · 03-25-2004, 12:07 PM

A very old couple who have been married forever are sitting on the porch one night.

Suddenly, the old woman reaches over and smacks her husband, knocking him off the porch and into the bushes.

He crawls back up and asks, "What was that for?"

She says, "For having a little pecker."

He sits there quietly a moment, then smacks her, sending her off the other side of the porch and into the bushes.

She crawls back and says, "What was that for?"

He says, "For knowing there was more than one size!"

narx1000 · 03-25-2004, 01:10 PM

where do you get these funny jokes? keep em comin im the life of the party!

thanks

03-25-2004, 12:07 PM	#1
Mogwai Registered User Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Chelsea, Mi Age: Bike: 03 SVS, 91 Z50 Gender: Female Posts: 4,083	Smack A very old couple who have been married forever are sitting on the porch one night. Suddenly, the old woman reaches over and smacks her husband, knocking him off the porch and into the bushes. He crawls back up and asks, "What was that for?" She says, "For having a little pecker." He sits there quietly a moment, then smacks her, sending her off the other side of the porch and into the bushes. She crawls back and says, "What was that for?" He says, "For knowing there was more than one size!"

03-25-2004, 01:10 PM	#2
narx1000 Registered User Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Centerton,AR Age: 27 Bike: 2001 GSXR 750 W/ 20K Gender: Male Posts: 133	Re: Smack where do you get these funny jokes? keep em comin im the life of the party! thanks __________________ its not how old you are, its how you are old! ted nugent "Pimpin is not an illusion, it is happening right in front of you."

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