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| I Chose to No Longer Post ![]() Join Date: Dec 2002 Age: 27 Bike: Gender: Male
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| Cowboy joke A lady went into a bar in Waco and saw a cowboy with his feet propped up on a table. He had the biggest boots she'd ever seen. The woman asked the cowboy, "Is it true what they say about men with big feet?" The cowboy grinned and said, "Shore is, little lady! Why don't ya'll come on out to the bunkhouse and let me prove it to you?" The woman wanted to find out for herself, so she spent the night with him. The next morning she handed him a $100 bill. Blushing, he said, "Well, thankee, ma'am. Ah'm real flattered. Ain't nobody ever paid me fer mah services before." The woman replied, "Don't be flattered . . .take the money and buy yourself some boots that fit. |
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| Registered User ![]() Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Halifax, Nova Scotia Age: 22 Bike: 1996 Yamaha Banshee Gender: Male
Posts: 42
| Re: Cowboy joke Quote:
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| Registered User ![]() Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Home Age: 29 Bike: My a$$ looks better on the back of your bike!!! Gender: Female
Posts: 447
| Re: Cowboy joke Ha! It can be so disappointing when those size 16 turn out to be a size 7! ![]() |
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| Registered User ![]() Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Chelsea, Mi Age: Bike: 03 SVS, 91 Z50 Gender: Female
Posts: 4,083
| Re: Cowboy joke Oh hell no :YEAH |
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| Registered User ![]() Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: who knows and who cares Age: 21 Bike: susuki 125cc Gender: Male
Posts: 75
| thats gotta suck :YEAH |
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| Registered User ![]() Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: derry nh Age: 31 Bike: xr50 crf100 rm125 Gender: Male
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