Bush and Osama decided to settle the war once and for all.
They sat down and decided to settle the whole dispute
with one dog fight. They would have 5 years to breed the
best fighting dog in the world and whichever side's dog
won would be entitled to dominate the world.

Osama found the biggest, meanest Doberman and Rottweiler
female dogs in the world and bred them with the meanest
Siberian wolves. They selected only the biggest and strongest
puppy from the litter, and removed his siblings, which
gave him all the milk. After 5 years, they came up with
the biggest, meanest dog the world had ever seen.

Its cage needed steel bars that were 5" thick When the day
came for the dog fight, Bush showed up with a strange looking
animal. It was a 9 foot long Dachshund. Everyone felt
sorry for Bush because there was no way that this dog
could possibly last 10 seconds with the Afghanistan dog.

When the cages were opened up, the Dachshund came out
of it's cage, and slowly waddled over towards Osama's
dog. Osama's dog snarled and leaped out of its cage
and charged the American Dachshund---but when it got
close enough to bite, the Dachshund opened its mouth
and consumed Osama's dog in one bite. There was nothing
left of his dog at all.

Osama came up to Bush, shaking his head in disbelief,
We don't understand how this could have happened. We
had our best people working for 5 years with the meanest
Doberman and Rottweiler female dogs in the world
and the biggest, meanest Siberian wolves."

"That's nothing," said Bush. "We had Michael Jackson's
plastic surgeons working for 5 years to make that
alligator look like a weenie dog."

 

 

 

I've heard that one but it's just as funny every time...

IT NEVER GETS OLD!!!!!!!!

:YEAH