Wow this is a different Craigslist post.... lol.. - Comedy Central

JD · 10-07-2008, 08:43 PM

Prolly BS but none the less..... lol

flipper600K5 · 10-07-2008, 09:04 PM

lmfao....

gofastcrazy · 10-07-2008, 09:14 PM

just for the record...the bitch only had 9 beers!!!!!

JD · 10-07-2008, 09:20 PM

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Originally Posted by gofastcrazy

just for the record...the bitch only had 9 beers!!!!!

Post of the fucking day!!!!

:YEAH

JD · 10-08-2008, 03:35 AM

Supposedly this was the response on craigslist to that girls post lol:

Dear Madam,

I am the 'asshole' you met at the bar the other night. I'm not going to insult you, all I'll say is that your egotistical self-appraising self-description was a little bit of an exaggeration, much like your version of that nights events.

You drank like the worst stereotype of a college slut. You begged for alcohol all night and out of politeness and stupidity I obliged and emptied almost $500 on the bar. I took you back safely to your place only for you to start drinking again: 2 cases of beer and a bottle of tequila.

I convinced you to stop after the first case and we went to bed where you arrogantly told me that I was "allowed to touch you" and grabbed my dick. Its really pathetic when a woman thinks that a man touching her is a "reward to him" rather than a pleasure to her.

After making you cum for an hour you fell asleep sucking me off as I was about to cum, luckily I had the foresight to not let you choke to death on it, hence it ended up on your face.

In the middle of the night I woke up to go to the bathroom, only do find the most disgusting bathroom I have ever seen. I've been to 3rd world countries as a volunteer and nothing compares to the state of your bathroom. I ended up shitting on the floor near 4 other turds (I counted). Then, finding no soap, I used your remaining tequila to disinfect myself. I took the last case of beer on the way out as a favour, I think you need to quit drinking.

-matt g- · 10-08-2008, 03:40 AM

hahahahah that was an awesome read!!! nice find hahaha

50slut · 10-08-2008, 03:42 AM

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Originally Posted by JD

Post of the fucking day!!!!

:YEAH

+100000000

gsxr1k7 · 10-08-2008, 04:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JD

Post of the fucking day!!!!

:YEAH

funniest shit ever

Tucker R6! · 10-08-2008, 04:07 AM

wow i would had opened the bitches mouth then cummed in her face while see was a sleep! but thats just me

k7-600 · 10-08-2008, 04:07 AM

wow, that's awesome, write back to them and tell them to keep the stories coming and spread them around the diff areas of CL

old duffer · 10-08-2008, 04:11 AM

brilliant lol

Suicidl · 10-08-2008, 07:42 AM

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Originally Posted by gofastcrazy

just for the record...the bitch only had 9 beers!!!!!

malott442 · 10-09-2008, 10:42 PM

she's lucky he didn't cum on the bathroom floor and shit in her mouth.

What an ungrateful whore.

sQuiD FigHTer · 10-09-2008, 11:04 PM

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Originally Posted by malott442

she's lucky he didn't cum on the bathroom floor and shit in her mouth.

What an ungrateful whore.

JD · 10-20-2008, 04:09 AM

Aaaand heres another response to her lol....

old duffer · 10-20-2008, 06:15 AM

what a champ

Rick Huling · 10-20-2008, 06:37 AM

this is good shit right here hahahha

~CuPcAkE~ · 10-20-2008, 01:46 PM

Fucking Classic!!!

Hazen · 10-21-2008, 07:04 PM

Bwaahahahahahaha

stuntrydatony · 10-24-2008, 11:44 PM

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Originally Posted by JD

Aaaand heres another response to her lol....

SCORE

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JD I Enjoy Posting At StuntLife! Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Tulsa, Oklahoma Age: 25 Bike: 2003 Honda F4i Gender: Male Posts: 2,924	Re: Wow this is a different Craigslist post.... lol.. Supposedly this was the response on craigslist to that girls post lol: Dear Madam, I am the 'asshole' you met at the bar the other night. I'm not going to insult you, all I'll say is that your egotistical self-appraising self-description was a little bit of an exaggeration, much like your version of that nights events. You drank like the worst stereotype of a college slut. You begged for alcohol all night and out of politeness and stupidity I obliged and emptied almost $500 on the bar. I took you back safely to your place only for you to start drinking again: 2 cases of beer and a bottle of tequila. I convinced you to stop after the first case and we went to bed where you arrogantly told me that I was "allowed to touch you" and grabbed my dick. Its really pathetic when a woman thinks that a man touching her is a "reward to him" rather than a pleasure to her. After making you cum for an hour you fell asleep sucking me off as I was about to cum, luckily I had the foresight to not let you choke to death on it, hence it ended up on your face. In the middle of the night I woke up to go to the bathroom, only do find the most disgusting bathroom I have ever seen. I've been to 3rd world countries as a volunteer and nothing compares to the state of your bathroom. I ended up shitting on the floor near 4 other turds (I counted). Then, finding no soap, I used your remaining tequila to disinfect myself. I took the last case of beer on the way out as a favour, I think you need to quit drinking. __________________ http://www.myspace.com/the_jdot

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