need a pet?
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Regular StuntLifer
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From: NH
need a pet? This guy was lonely, and decided life would be more fun if he had a pet.
So he went to the pet store and told the owner that he wanted to buy an unusual pet. After some discussion, he finally bought a centipede, which came in a little white box to use for his house. He took the box back home, found a good location for the box, and decided he would start off by taking his new pet to the bar to have a drink. So he asked the centipede in the box, “Would you like to go to Frank’s with me and have a beer?”
But there was no answer from his new pet.
This bothered him a bit, but he waited a few minutes and then asked him again, “How about going to the bar and having a drink with me?”
But again, there was no answer from his new friend and pet.
So he waited a few minutes more, thinking about the situation. He decided to ask him one more time: this time putting his face up against the centipede’s house and shouting, “Hey, in there! Would you like to go to Frank’s place and have a drink with me?”
A little voice came out of the box:
“I heard you the first time! I’m putting on my ******* shoes.”
So he went to the pet store and told the owner that he wanted to buy an unusual pet. After some discussion, he finally bought a centipede, which came in a little white box to use for his house. He took the box back home, found a good location for the box, and decided he would start off by taking his new pet to the bar to have a drink. So he asked the centipede in the box, “Would you like to go to Frank’s with me and have a beer?”
But there was no answer from his new pet.
This bothered him a bit, but he waited a few minutes and then asked him again, “How about going to the bar and having a drink with me?”
But again, there was no answer from his new friend and pet.
So he waited a few minutes more, thinking about the situation. He decided to ask him one more time: this time putting his face up against the centipede’s house and shouting, “Hey, in there! Would you like to go to Frank’s place and have a drink with me?”
A little voice came out of the box:
“I heard you the first time! I’m putting on my ******* shoes.”
Cute 
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From: Ft. Laudy
Re: Cute
Originally posted by foxracinggirl
sweet.....and what do i get for the real thing
:p
sweet.....and what do i get for the real thing
:p You graduate summa *** laude!!
You're the effin' valedictorian!!
Sorry Lance - she's MY stuntin' partner! :p But it's all good.
And yes - she looks ten times better in person!
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Regular StuntLifer
Joined: Oct 2002
Posts: 737
From: NH
um...
yeah, i'm offering...i have a great centipede that will go to bars with ya!!!
but if you're talkin about my *****....um....no...i'm not offering it! That "pet" is for my man only....
amy
:D
but if you're talkin about my *****....um....no...i'm not offering it! That "pet" is for my man only....
amy
:D
