Bored...Need Jokes - Comedy Central

~Ilean~ · 03-18-2008, 01:08 PM

A very ugly man walks into the bar with a big grin on his face and orders a draft beer.

"Whatare you so happy about?" asks the barman.

"Well,I'll tell you," replies the ugly man. "You know, I live by therailroad tracks. Well, on my way home last night, I noticed a young woman tied to the tracks, like in the films. I, of course, went and cut her free andtook her back to my place. Anyway, to make a long story short, I scored big time! We made love all night, all over the house. We did everything,me on top, sometimes her on top, every position imaginable!"

"Fantastic!"exclaimed the barman. "You lucky bastard, was she pretty?

"Dunno...Neverfound the head!"

sonli · 03-20-2008, 01:34 AM

ahhh fumble, lol

crtchrktrcr · 03-20-2008, 03:25 AM

Courtesy of a canadian. Aka durty.

Why don't black parents let their little black babies in the sandbox?

Cuz cats keep trying to bury them

What starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person,

NeighboR

What's the difference between a pizza and a jew?

Pizza's don't scream when you put them in the oven.

Crazy D · 03-21-2008, 04:51 AM

I heard this one today .

What do you call a mexican girl with no legs ?

Cunts-way-low

~Ilean~ · 03-21-2008, 05:36 PM

What do you call four Mexicans in quicksand?

~ Quatro Cinco

Did you hear about the winner of the Mexican Beauty Contest?

~ Me Neither.

What do you call a Mexican without a lawn mower?

~ Unemployed.

Righteous 1 · 03-21-2008, 05:53 PM

A young girl asks her mom,"Mom, where do babies come from?" Mother answers,"Well, mothers and fathers like your dad and I make love.....and your father puts his penis in my vagina, and that's how you get a baby." Girl says, "OK, well last night I saw that daddy had his penis in your mouth.....What do you get from that?" Mother answers, "Jewelery."

Crazy D · 03-22-2008, 04:45 AM

Why does the easter bunny hide easter eggs ?

Because he doesn't want anyone to know he's having sex with a chicken .

crashburn421 · 03-22-2008, 04:53 AM

what to name a retarded asian child?? som-ting-wong!!!

03-18-2008, 01:08 PM	#1
~Ilean~ Registered User Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Fort Valley, Georgia, USA Age: Bike: CRF50 Gender: Female Posts: 53	Bored...Need Jokes A very ugly man walks into the bar with a big grin on his face and orders a draft beer. "Whatare you so happy about?" asks the barman. "Well,I'll tell you," replies the ugly man. "You know, I live by therailroad tracks. Well, on my way home last night, I noticed a young woman tied to the tracks, like in the films. I, of course, went and cut her free andtook her back to my place. Anyway, to make a long story short, I scored big time! We made love all night, all over the house. We did everything,me on top, sometimes her on top, every position imaginable!" "Fantastic!"exclaimed the barman. "You lucky bastard, was she pretty? "Dunno...Neverfound the head!"

03-20-2008, 01:34 AM	#2
sonli Registered User Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Centralia, IL Age: 23 Bike: 05 R6 Gender: Male Posts: 203	Re: Bored...Need Jokes ahhh fumble, lol

03-20-2008, 03:25 AM	#3
crtchrktrcr B.T.M. Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: scottsdale,az Age: 25 Bike: 01 f4i,01 yz125, bud light Gender: Male Posts: 17,296	Re: Bored...Need Jokes Courtesy of a canadian. Aka durty. Why don't black parents let their little black babies in the sandbox? Cuz cats keep trying to bury them What starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person, NeighboR What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? Pizza's don't scream when you put them in the oven. __________________ "thats great ill use my HANDBRAKE to help me get balance point" -RepHateCrew

03-21-2008, 04:51 AM	#4
Crazy D I'M A REGISTERED USER !! Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Poplar Grove, IL Age: 36 Bike: Five i think . And some parts Gender: Male Posts: 3,930	Re: Bored...Need Jokes I heard this one today . What do you call a mexican girl with no legs ? Cunts-way-low __________________ "WOW fuck you guys i guarantee you that in at the most a year i'll be able to dominate your stunting game in every aspect ." RocSteady 11-18-07

03-21-2008, 05:36 PM	#5
~Ilean~ Registered User Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Fort Valley, Georgia, USA Age: Bike: CRF50 Gender: Female Posts: 53	Re: Bored...Need Jokes What do you call four Mexicans in quicksand? ~ Quatro Cinco Did you hear about the winner of the Mexican Beauty Contest? ~ Me Neither. What do you call a Mexican without a lawn mower? ~ Unemployed.

03-21-2008, 05:53 PM	#6
Righteous 1 Registered User Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Where the grapes and ganja be growin! Age: 61 Bike: '73 Honda Trail 90......fully stunted pimp machine! Gender: Male Posts: 4,069	Re: Bored...Need Jokes A young girl asks her mom,"Mom, where do babies come from?" Mother answers,"Well, mothers and fathers like your dad and I make love.....and your father puts his penis in my vagina, and that's how you get a baby." Girl says, "OK, well last night I saw that daddy had his penis in your mouth.....What do you get from that?" Mother answers, "Jewelery." Last edited by Righteous 1 : 03-21-2008 at 05:56 PM.

03-22-2008, 04:45 AM	#7
Crazy D I'M A REGISTERED USER !! Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Poplar Grove, IL Age: 36 Bike: Five i think . And some parts Gender: Male Posts: 3,930	Re: Bored...Need Jokes Why does the easter bunny hide easter eggs ? Because he doesn't want anyone to know he's having sex with a chicken . __________________ "WOW fuck you guys i guarantee you that in at the most a year i'll be able to dominate your stunting game in every aspect ." RocSteady 11-18-07

03-22-2008, 04:53 AM	#8
crashburn421 Registered User Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: redding,ca. shasta Age: 32 Bike: 05 gsxr600 stutbike 05 roadstar warrior Gender: Male Posts: 67	Re: Bored...Need Jokes what to name a retarded asian child?? som-ting-wong!!!